JINGLE ME BALLS!!

IT'S THE ANNUAL J.B.B. TONIGHT AND I CAN'T WAIT :-)
LOADS OF CRAIC AND BANDS INCLUDING THESE LEGENDS:



RAGE AGAINST THE BBC!

Zach De LeRocha and the Rage boys took a warning from the BBC "NOT to swear" on a live session of their song and unsurprisingly replied with, "F*ck you, I won't do what you tell me." Just visualise the Producer, sitting in the studio, biting her fist and mumbling, "Please don't swear, please don't swear!"

On the right of the video in youtube click on "MORE INFO" and it will give you loads of links on how to get Rage to number 1 for Chrimbo...and don't swear i'm NOT telling you to do anything :-) it's just a nudge ;-)



This is my favourite version of the song. And, incidentally it's by my FAVOURITE GERMAN artist...KURT MAMBO! GLOCKENSPIEL DER STRUDEL YA!!!!!

WELL DONE TO STEVE RAYNER ON WINNING THE IRISH APPRENTICE LAST NIGHT


Steve was originally born in Middlesborough but moved to Skibbereen with his partner Eileen. He now has a wee family and tghe €100,000 a year job as Bill Cullen's Apprentice will be warmly welcomed! He also admitted that he applied only after hearing myself and KC discussing The Apprentice on the show...now i wonder if we could work out a percentage Steve ;-)


I have a feeling Penny Apples saw this picture of Stephen Higgins (right) and knew he couldn't trust a man who dresses like a 12 year old wigger.

For me though there was only one star on last night's show.
MICHELLE HEATON



I wonder if she left a bronze streak all down the side of the car :-S

WHAT THE F*CK?!

BLUERINSE BRIGADE!!



Pensioners got their own back on a Financial Advisor who lost 2 million of their savings. Apparently, they bundled him into the boot of a car and hit him over the head with "a zimmer frame"...he was probably then subjected to non-stop stories of how things were so much tougher when they were growing up and forced to watch reruns of Murder She Wrote. PENSIONERS KIDNAP ADVISOR
It actually got me thinking about a certain group of lads famous for standing up for the victim: "If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The GRAY-Team"

Is this the world's worst/greatest tattoo:


Obviously a cat lover...now does the bellybutton fluff fall into a tray?

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50 CENT ON GRAHAM NORTON!
You didn't think you'd ever see that headline but it's true. No, Fiddy hasn't leaped out of the closet and in a loving relationship with Bandon exile Graham. He appeared on the show the other night alongside Jimmy Carr and Catherine Tate. It was actually pretty entertaining. I love Carr's line, "So, 50 you gave yourself a choice, Get Rich or Die Trying. How did that work out for you?!"



Here is the pic that Jimmy Carr took. He threw it up on Twitter just after:


50 Cent and Heaven scent (i think she is wearing impulse i can't help acting on it!)

And here is something I robbed ogff Dave Mac. This guy was in the Irish Examiner today and he has been sentenced to three months in prison for social disturbance. "That's a little harsh," you might say. But, wait until you see his boxer shorts...i'd have put him away for life!

Shane Grows his Own...ummm

Shane McGowan and his partner Mary Victoria-Clarke star in their own gardening show tonight. I'm sure Shane is not averse to growing his own Poitin and has more than most of us in common with Vegetables but tonight he gets to be a toothless Diarmuid Gavin...Here are some of Shane's finer moments:

The lesson here is NEVER ask if Shane is drinking water:


Forgot about this. I remeber being in Melbourne at a Pogues gig and he needed a stool after attempting to stand for a full 2 minutes!!



Keep an eye out for Matt Dillon in this Classic:

SOMETHING FUNNY FOR MONDAY...IS THAT O...KAY? :-)

This man sold out 20 dates in Manchester in less than an hour. He is coming to Ireland in 2011....tickets are on sale now cos they reckon demand will be huge!




IF ANY HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE EVER GIVES YOU TROUBLE...YOU NEED TO CALL THIS GUY:



GAGA FOR LADY?
Did you catch Lady Gaga on X-Factor? Dressed like a demented blonde Transformer, she paraded around a bath that looked like it had been borrowed off the set of The Borrowers. I also happened to notice a toilet bowl on stage, which I presumed was there after Joe McElderry controversially produced a stool on stage the week before. Fortunately, Gaga was using it only to sit at her piano:



...I think may have got the idea from somewhere else...ummm i wonder where:

TIGER WOODS IN C.G.I. RE-ENACTMENT

FOUR!!!!!!!!!! That's the number of ladies that have come forward to say that the Woodsman drove up their fairways. Here's a very special take on the whole affair. This might look like another Tiger Woods computer game, (although it does feature some savage swings mainly from his wife) but it is an actual news report from China featuring computer graphics to recreate the fateful night when he couldn't see the woods for the tree.

It gets particularly heated at 01:59 when Robot Elin swings for her husband's head...like Tekken with affairs:



And if you fancy really getting into Tiger's Plus Four golfing pants then check out his lastest game.

JUST CLICK ON THE PIC AND START DRIVING LIKE A MAD YOKE!

MOMENT OF LEN

We all need a time when we kick back, throw off the socks, don the smoking jacket and chillax. Even if you have a heart like a swinging brick this will make you smile. So, this is what you do...think of the one thing that is making youi really angry at the moment; it could be Sepp Twatter of F.I.F.A., it coulf be Mother Nature and the rain, it could be Finance Minister Brian Lenihan and his axe, it could even be Bertie Ahern being allowed back on TV even though he is a gangster and a crook...aaannnddddd relax. Just play this video and all that anger will disappear in an instant:

Unless, of course you despise fluffy cute kittens and they l;eave your eyes with a poisonous rash. If so, this video is best left avoided.

COFFEE DISASTER!

Yes, i managed to spill the beans and covered my desk in my brown muck. I have been doing the Rooster now for nearly four years and this is the first time that I have actually caused a spill. Usually, I dribble but the jitters got me this morning and my hand just flung out during Showbiz Bits. It is not just mere coincidence that i was criticising Simon Cowell and THEN knocked it over. He IS the Darth Vader of music...


I will bury the sheets of paper out the back put an X on the soil and people in a hundred years will think a treasure map is buried there...or just some illegal dumping...whichever.


JESUS, GREAT NEWS. A REPLAY HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED BETWEEN IRELAND AND FRANCE...ALTHOUGH THE FRENCH ARE INSISTING WE PLAY IN PARIS:




OH AND THEY CHOOSE THE REFEREE:



And finally please pray for John & Edward. They don't be well:



I was hoping one of them would barrel into a tree...no such luck :-(

TIGER IN THE ROUGH!

Tiger Woods drove into a tree (irony?) after an alleged argument with his wife over another lady. Here is his statement. The Sun are saying that his wife "Elin was said to have flown into a blind rage following a row over claims in a magazine that Tiger had an affair with a stunning New York party girl." Speculation is mounting that he had infact already met this mistress many years ago, and i have the proof:


Nice pants... :-S

He has been pretty OPEN with his other lovers in the past.


"Ooh, easy tiger" "Shut up...RAARRRRRRRR"

Speculation is rife that after she imposed a sex ban on him he just flew into the arms of a pretty nightclub hostess due to frustration. Just check out his right arm mid ban...FREAKY:


Tiger Woods now sponsored by spinach.

This week i have been mostly feeling sick :-(
Things seem to have taken on a Biblical theme of late. Cork got hit by the floods, then the Rooster gets hit with a double plague, knocking out myself and the Tall Guy. I am just waiting for the millions of locusts that are surely bound for the studio!

But, before we get swept away by the wrath of God, i have a big favurrrrr to ask :-) The Red Rooster has been nominated by Entertainment.ie in their Annual Awards. We are up for Best Breakfast Show and KC id up for Sexiest Radio Voice! If anything we have to kick start KC's career working on saucy phone lines...not a day goes by when he doesn't yearn for those day.

Please go here - http://entertainment.ie/pages/annualawards/default.asp

And PLEASE VOTE as many times as you want!

THE MUPPETS ARE BACK!!



SOME CLASSIC COMEDY FROM A GENIUS. Okay, he wears high heels and make-up. That i can dig, there's nothing wrong with an aul blast of blusher...i just have to draw the line at spikey shoes although they would give me a few extra inches...mmmmmmmm.


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WATER NIGHTMARE

Some people are making the best of the floods. Only in Cork would you find a feen who decides to get his skimboard out and catch some waves. Check out this street surfer who took advantage of the wet conditions on Western Road by Pres, the Maradyke by Tyndell, and Outside the Mercy.



D.O.B. AT THE MARQUEE
Dara O'Briain, the man who once drove from Donegal to Dublin to play in front of six people will be bringing his hugely successfull stand up show to 'Live at The Marquee' next year. Here he is on form at the Theatre Royal in London. Cork gets a mention but not for all the right reasons!




If you thought Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was good then check this out:

WET & WILD!!!


Here is a photo i took before 6am as i drove around Cork trying to get from Blarney to Bishopstown for the show. Sunday's Well was closed off and that is my usual journey. Then headed in towards the North Quay which was blocked off, so i drove around for a peek and saw these kegs floating around outside The Raven pub on South Main Street. Last time i checked there was a load of students with rolled up jeans trying to paddle after the beer!


North Quay water...I thought Bruce Lee was fast but nothing compared to his river!


A not so Grand Parade :-S


Well, the ducks had plenty of places to shop and land.


Near the Mercy Hospital, look closely and you will see Breffny from The Apprentice getting in some rowing practice. "Jesus, in my brain this is amazing like, i can go anywhere i like, like."


Did anyone spot this fella on Pana?

"I cannot speak, I am so angry. It is a bitter evening, we played a great game"

- Giovanni Trapattoni

LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE...

It's that time of year (well a little early, but it's "inside my brain just trying to get out" to quote The Breffmeister so i am letting my mind barf on this page....can't hold it in) when all eyes will be on the charts to see if X-Factor once again will ambush the Christmas No.1. They have devoured the top spot for years but this year they could have a real battle on their hands. The Pope and wibbly wobbly wobbleboard wizard Rolf Harris are both releasing singles to exorcise the charts of Simon Cowell's next Stooge. Bennny is releasing an album AND it's Produced by our very own GREG & SHANE. Check this out:


RedFM's Sonic Doctors Greg & Shane



I hear that the album is being distributed by Geffen records. They are the same crowd who looked after Nirvana and Guns & Roses. I've not seen the track listing but i'm thinking...'Smells like the Holy Spirit' or even 'Appetite for Resurrection'?? Just a thought...a heavenly one mind.

And here's a clip of Rolf's attempt...for a guy who used to get his kicks tying Kangaroos down, he's got away with a lot...

DON'T MISS THIS!

'James May's Toy Stories' is back on BBC2 tonight. If you were ever a fan on little sports cars with needles attached to a track that would usually be in your bedroom, but sometimes ventured into your living room, and caused your Mammy to scream, "Will you ever put that bloody thing away!" then tonight is a MUST SEE. He is attempting to build the world's longest Scalextric track. It will be alsmost 3 miles long, comprise of no less than 20,000 different sections, will have to go through people's gardens, over ponds and rivers and even negotiate a business park. Brilliant.

Here's a very exciting advert to get you in the mood. I wonder if this guy is still singing in a rock band or if this was his only chance to RAWK!! Imagine the conversation, "Oh yeah, i was a rocker once, amazing man...i'm telling ye karazy sheeeeet"



And in keeping with the theme, here's a brilliant advert featuring a tiny Lewis Hamilton:



And when you get a chance PLEASE check out this brand new cook book by Whitechurch native Aedin Johnston. She has put together a book jampacked with the favourite recipes of Irish celebrities, like Sean Og, Brian Corcoran, Pat Falvey, Joe Duffy, and of course myself and the Tall Guy. Okay, i said celebrities...tough crowd...phew. Well, don't let that put you off!

JUST CLICK ON THE PIC:

"HE'S GOT A PINEAPPLE ON HIS HEAD!!"



It was once the chant for Nottingham Forest Striker Jason Lee. Started by Baddiel & Skinner apparently it nearly ruined his career because he couldn't see the funny side. Tool. Anywho, it's been stolen by a certain Scottish dance music maestro by the name of Calvin Harris. Apparently he had been planning it on his twitter. Channeling that stage jumper extraordinaire, Kanye West, he jumped up in the middle of Jedward's performance on X-Factor, complete with the spikey fruit balanced on his head.

Even more hilarious than the pineapple moment is Edward's stumble at the start. Had to rewind about ten times....awww tears. Plus, the fact the he gets a huge piece of the paper stuck to his foot and it stays for the entire performance:



Love Golf? Have boobs? This could be the greatest invention ever. You'll find it hard to PUTT this away...*coughs* sorry :-S



DON'T FORGET...we have the latest evictee from The Apprentice on tomorrow morning. The rumours floating around at the moment say that it could be THE BREFFMEISTER!! ...Don't miss tomorrow after 9am, and if it is the Breffer then he will surelay have a career as Rebel Superhero ahead of him...his marketing is obviously preceeding him. I was up in Dublin over the weekend and he's ALREADY had a street named after him:

FAINT OR NO FAINT?

Keith Barry performs his most audacious and dangerous trick yet by transforming into Noel Edmonds live on TV! Yes, Mr Barry, the self styled 'Mentalist' is fronting the brand new Irish version of Guessy, Guessy, Boxey, Boxey...or Deal or No Deal. Starts tonight on TV3. Here is a classic from the original...this lady fainted and had to be treated by Paramedics..(I reckon she was overwhelmed by Edmond's aftershave...Hai Karate i believe):



Cowen does Dunphy. An Taioseach is optomistic about Ireland's chances against France. I can't remember what he said i fell asleep half way....zzzzzzzzzzzz




...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

NEVERMIND THAT JOWEL HEAD LET'S PUT 'EM UNDER PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



COME ON IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE CHECK OUT THE LATEST INSTALMENT OF ARANMAN - YOUR FOOTBALLING PHILANTHROPIST ... THIS WEEK FEATURES MIRIAM O CALLAGHAN'S BRA, MEGAN FOX, JOHNNY GILES' SCHOOL REPORT AND BERTIE AHERN'S ALBUM!!!!!!!

Steven Tyler has left Aerosmith...maybe it's a stage he's going through :-S

BRITNEY MIME SHOCKER!!

I know, it's crazy but punters in Oz are dismayed and angry that she mimed at a recent gig. READ ABOUT IT HERE
Now, a government official wants a warning on all tickets to say if an act is going to mime, she didn't mention whether it required the notice to contain advice like "The act you are about to see is shit." But, hey look on the brightside Australia, look what you saved yourselves from:



And, if you listen closely here, you'll see how she still has time to worry about her pet cat being left out....oooh it's chilly outside:



PLANKETY PLANK

Pat's "pontificating" varnish is scorched by a member of the audience in his show, 'Frontline' last night. A dude looking a little like a rough Daniel O Donnell impersonator let rip at the Plank. As Bob Marley would say, "GET UP, STAND UP, STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS," Fair play to that guy. Legend.




And, don't miss this. It's on the BBC tonight.

Derek Acorah tries to contact Michael Jackson...hasn't he ever heard of email? Wacko may have been Off The Wall...but i think this proves Acorah is Off his head!

Now this took place in Ballinacurra House in Kinsale. If you're looking to contact the 'King of Pop' from beyond the musical grave where else but the Rebel County..."C'mere, i heard there's a scouser fellah there looking for Michael Jackson, is he still fitting tyres ...left at the roundabout biy." Now it's pretty appropriate that this show is presented by zombiefied June Sarpong.


Now, at about 1:40 secs into this check out how inappropriate David Gest's comment is to the presenter. Clearly, being dressed like a 15 year old also had him acting like a naughty schoolkid, her uncomfortable look is priceless.




Okay, here we go with the Seance. I think if Acoooorraahhhhhhh wasn't contacting spirits (vodka, whickey etc.) he'd probably be selling yardbrushes door to door:



LATEST ARANMAN EPISODE - IT FEATURES MEGAN FOX, A KIDNAPPING, AND A GAY PIGEON FORNICATING WITH A FEATHER DUSTER Aran Man - Your Footballing Philanthropist: 6th November 2009

The brilliant Bill Bailey:

DAVID & GOLIATH



This weekend, in a real life remake of Rocky IV, when the Rockster had to fight the Russian beast Ivan Drago. On Saturday, Rusian Nikolia Valuev will fight Londoner David Haye. Haye reckons he will be the first fighter ever to knock out the human tree trunk...i hope he brought his chainsaw. Valuev has won 50 of his 52 fights. Weighs 145 Kg (22 stones). Wears 18 and half shoe. And shaves with an AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Doesn't look too huge till you realise Haye is 6ft 2" tall!


Obviously a Cork feen on photography duties!



Ladiers love a massive personality. I think i can guess who wins the remore control wars in that house :-S


Hey, Wilkinson Sword Never mind Henry, Federer and Woods...you should axe that lot they're pussies compared to this dude!! :-S


PLUS: Rihanna speaks out about Chris Brown for first time since that infamous incident. I hope no-one buys a single copy of his new album. That man burned his bridges when his first comments were released and he did it via webcam plugging his new release. Scumbag.



Check out his first comments when he released this:

"Yeah got my new album coming out" Langer.

BOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, that didn't work but this might...big thanks to Murph, RedFM's Production Manager/Overlord/Princess and also the lady at the helm of The Saturday Rooster from 8am on ...erm...Saturday...so check her out when you can...THAT'S AN ORDER (she's paying me a small fee for the plug) ;-)

Your job is to guess the RedFM D.J.'S:

CLUE: I am the Werewolf...now guess the rest!

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So, Katy Perry is presenting the MTV Europe Music Awards tonight...Apparently "The MTV European Video Music Awards, were established by MTV to celebrate the top music videos of the year" Who gives a sh*t...Here's why i hate Russell Brand...even more than usual:

OFF TO GET THE NCT ON THE AUL BUBBLE OF LOVE...



...So while i'm off fretting as some grease monkeys play underneath her bonnet please enjoy this homage to Coldplay by the comedy genius that is Jon LaJoie:

Yes, Chris Martin you are not alone.

DRUNK EWOKS RUIN BREAKFAST SHOW

I don't know which is more disturbing, a couple of Ewoks that are langers or a blacked up Han Solo :-S At about 2:20 the two Ewoks start laying into each other...i'm sure i've seen the same fellas in a scuffle on Patrick's Street last Saturday...ummmm

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Also please check out the latest Roald Dahl and Bear Grylls inspired installment of:
Aran Man - Your Footballing Philanthropist: 30th October 2009

JAWS? ...JAWS IS A PUSSY!


There is a MEGA SHARK on the loose :-S



AVOID GETTING LAMPED!

BEWARE OF HOMICIDAL CUTE LIGHTING DEVICES:


DEAD MAN GAWKING: THE CAVAN LAZARUS

You may have heard about this already, but i stumbled across it again and thought it was well worth a repeat. Here's a story of Biblical proportions.
“The Cavan Minor Team of 1959 recently held their 50-year anniversary to commemorate their All-Ireland final appearance of that year. Most of the team are still alive but one of the players, reported to be dead in the Anglo Celt newspaper the previous week, turned up at the function.” Rumours of his death had been somewhat exaggerated. It was revealed that he had infact been living on the streets, heard about the reunion, and just turned up!

Question is CAN YOU SPOT HIM?



Okay, i'll make it a little easier for you:



Yeah, incredible isn't it. They didn't even recognise him with the dress on.

Why can't we make adverts like they do in Japan?? Here is an advert for 'Curry Cheese Noodles'...ummmm nice....MENTAL:




Although 96,000 people turned up to see the show at the Pasadena Rose Bowl over 2.5 million watched online. I was too busy in the land of nod. Saw this in Dublin and it was spectacular! Check this out:


Hope you had a cracking Bank Holiday weekend. Went to see Fleetwood Mac on Saturday in the O2 in Dublin. Great venue, although a little bit souless and feckin' expensive inside for drinks and other nibbles, lots of bogs though which is nice. Mick Fleetwood had a gold plated drum kit and was dressed like Frodo Baggins but the rest of the band look incredibly well considering their past use of narcotics. Here is one of my favourite tracks and when lead singer Lindsay Buckingham banged this out it was the highlight for me. CLASS:

IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!

Not just any weekend but THE JAZZ WEEKEND...and apart from all the chin stroking and black polar necks on people with little beards who pretend to know all there is to know about the power of Jazz ...IT'S A FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!

There's gonna be a lot of this tonight...ummmmm nice!:



And let's hope to Jesus this guy doesn't play:

*drum roll*

Please put the last few coins you have in your pocket together...It's Bertie Ahern and the Gangsters:


"Ah do do do di di di do di de..dededdedede de next song is called 'The Country's F*cked' Here we go now and a 1, 2, 3, 4..."

There's also a HUGE match in the Premiership. Liverpool versus Manchester United. Please check out tghe latest installment of ARANMAN YOUR FOOTBALLING PHILANTHROPIST


And some random sheeeeeeeet:

Don't miss Conan O' Brien on RTE later on tonight. He's is being interviewed by the 'Chin King' himself Gerry Ryan on Ryan Confidential, but don't let that put you off, the man is a legend and has been for me the King of Chat Show for many years. He also has "Writer on The Simpson's" on his CV, so say no more. Check out this interview with him and Mr. T from The A Team:

"I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T LIKE THIS INTERVIEW!"



And just because i have an excuse to play some Simpson clips...here's a few to get the funny bone tickled and isgnore the piss weather:

IN THE WORDS OF C.B.G. - "WORST CAMEO EVER!"

What the f*ck was Lily Allen thinking? Succesful solo artist attempts to destroy any shred of credibility by appearing in a show that makes Fair City look like it has the production values of Lost. I heard Neighbours recruit their Actors from the local forest:



Also on today's show we had the pleasure of meeting the Rebel behind Hairy Baby clothing company, Darragh Murphy. He worked hard to get his idea for funny Irish T-Shirts off the ground and is now flying so fair play...REBELS ABU! It's a very simple concept = Very funny T-Shirts with proper Irish sayings, like "I LOVE TAY" and "Suckin' Diesel" and not a picture of a sheep in a field or an old lady who's about 400 years old spinning yarn outside a whitewash cottage up the Wesht. Check out the site - HAIRYBABY

Here's a few of my personal faves:


...i think you'll find all the girls have lovely bottoms


I don't think a day goes by when i don't her my ol' lade say this!


Who doesn't??


Babies speak their mind!

INAPPROPRIATE ADVERTS

Yes, we have all heard them. I remember an advert for a particular pet range firm which we were running out on RedFM which included the phrase, "Ooh, that's a lovely pussy." As far as i can remember it was changed as the word "pussy" has now entered the language leaving little to the imagination. Jeez, i reminisce sometimes growing up in the 1940s when i was a gay young lad who loved nothing better than to stroke Granny's pussy. Now, that is taken the wrong way. Disappointed.

Anywho, im thinking of doing a feature later this week on "Inappropriate Adverts" We had a texter today concerned at the overgrown state of his new love's armpits so here's one for you to get started:

This is for a lady shaver...More George Bush than Diarmuid Gavin:


Drink is disgusting but advert is quite funny...the reality behind this is a little skewed :-S


And finally, could vegetables be any sexier...oooh pass the brocolli:

N.B. presumably they were boiling the veggies at the same time. STOP GLOBAL WARMING CARESS A CARROT!!

Dear Lennys Log Book Legends,

I apologise unreservedly for disturbing you with the agriculturally themed Yoga childrens show that i posted yesterday. Therefore, i have taken the unusual step of placing some funny and cute pictures on today's post to bring you all back from the straightjackets.

Yours Sincerely,

Lennington



Thanks a million to Eimear at the Irish Guide Dogs for the Blind for these pics of someof the puppies currently in training...jaysus, training looks like a breeze might give that a go myself ;-) Although, you'd get nowhere if they satyed that cute, people would be stopping you every two steps!! "Aww, isn't he handsome" "I just want to get to the shops before next year"


Balls Deep


"You talking to me??!!"


And as if that wasn't enough to bring you all back from being sectioned. Here is the latest installment of ARANMAN - THE FOOTBALLING PHILANTHROPIST


HAVE A CRACKING WEEKEND LUV & HUGS

I'm afraid i have no words for this video...but please remember to breathe...

...apart from the fact that if you've ever seen the movie Platoon and wondered where Tom Berenger got his "1000 yard stare" from...i think i've found the answer:

Picture of the week:

"F*CK MOO"


Add a caption for your own amusement!!

P.S. Is it me or does yer man look like David Coulthard??

Plus. It looks like Cork has got it's very own 25 Cent or Eminempty. Check this feeeeeeeeeeen out biyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! It's - "Carrigaline's premier Hip Hop artist Dr. Feekinstein's track "It's Alive", as featured in the upcoming documentary "Steamin and Dreamin: The Grandmaster Cash Story"

Pretty Polly...pretty polly ....PPRREEEETTYYYYYY POOLLLLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! :-S




If you thought that was funny....check out this little warrior...

I have been accused in the past for engaging in some pretty awful dance moves...a particular favourite for many years was my "Leroy From Prodigy" rubbery legs ankle smashing jig dance. And, if you have checked out my pics from the P.P.I's on Friday night you wil also see that i am a big fan of the slow dance...especially when the legendary Michael Bolton is blasting out....Ooohh, i'm weak for a curly mullet. Well, here is a clip of Steven Tyler, lead singer with the legendary and pretty ancient at this stage rockers Aerosmith. He tries to do a James Brown style twist and ends up flying into the audience. Here is a man who was once pronounced dead on stage with his drug use...this must have come close in the shame ranking:



Shouuld've taken this guy's advice and stick to what you know...



And finally, so long to this ignorant fool and thief of taxpayers money...this Blog entry is dedicated to the removal of John O'Donoghue who bathed in glory while kids went to school in rotting mobile buildings and the waiting list piled up at the hospitals. I wonder how many lives could have been saved at Crumlins C.U.H or The Mercy with €550,000 while he swanned around untouched. HE SHOULD PAY BACK THE CASH WITH WORK ON A WARD. GOOD LUCK MATE.



just click on to enlarge...it's sickening