"HE'S GOT A PINEAPPLE ON HIS HEAD!!"



It was once the chant for Nottingham Forest Striker Jason Lee. Started by Baddiel & Skinner apparently it nearly ruined his career because he couldn't see the funny side. Tool. Anywho, it's been stolen by a certain Scottish dance music maestro by the name of Calvin Harris. Apparently he had been planning it on his twitter. Channeling that stage jumper extraordinaire, Kanye West, he jumped up in the middle of Jedward's performance on X-Factor, complete with the spikey fruit balanced on his head.

Even more hilarious than the pineapple moment is Edward's stumble at the start. Had to rewind about ten times....awww tears. Plus, the fact the he gets a huge piece of the paper stuck to his foot and it stays for the entire performance:



Love Golf? Have boobs? This could be the greatest invention ever. You'll find it hard to PUTT this away...*coughs* sorry :-S



DON'T FORGET...we have the latest evictee from The Apprentice on tomorrow morning. The rumours floating around at the moment say that it could be THE BREFFMEISTER!! ...Don't miss tomorrow after 9am, and if it is the Breffer then he will surelay have a career as Rebel Superhero ahead of him...his marketing is obviously preceeding him. I was up in Dublin over the weekend and he's ALREADY had a street named after him:

FAINT OR NO FAINT?

Keith Barry performs his most audacious and dangerous trick yet by transforming into Noel Edmonds live on TV! Yes, Mr Barry, the self styled 'Mentalist' is fronting the brand new Irish version of Guessy, Guessy, Boxey, Boxey...or Deal or No Deal. Starts tonight on TV3. Here is a classic from the original...this lady fainted and had to be treated by Paramedics..(I reckon she was overwhelmed by Edmond's aftershave...Hai Karate i believe):



Cowen does Dunphy. An Taioseach is optomistic about Ireland's chances against France. I can't remember what he said i fell asleep half way....zzzzzzzzzzzz




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NEVERMIND THAT JOWEL HEAD LET'S PUT 'EM UNDER PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



COME ON IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Steven Tyler has left Aerosmith...maybe it's a stage he's going through :-S

BRITNEY MIME SHOCKER!!

I know, it's crazy but punters in Oz are dismayed and angry that she mimed at a recent gig. READ ABOUT IT HERE
Now, a government official wants a warning on all tickets to say if an act is going to mime, she didn't mention whether it required the notice to contain advice like "The act you are about to see is shit." But, hey look on the brightside Australia, look what you saved yourselves from:



And, if you listen closely here, you'll see how she still has time to worry about her pet cat being left out....oooh it's chilly outside:



PLANKETY PLANK

Pat's "pontificating" varnish is scorched by a member of the audience in his show, 'Frontline' last night. A dude looking a little like a rough Daniel O Donnell impersonator let rip at the Plank. As Bob Marley would say, "GET UP, STAND UP, STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS," Fair play to that guy. Legend.




And, don't miss this. It's on the BBC tonight.

Derek Acorah tries to contact Michael Jackson...hasn't he ever heard of email? Wacko may have been Off The Wall...but i think this proves Acorah is Off his head!

Now this took place in Ballinacurra House in Kinsale. If you're looking to contact the 'King of Pop' from beyond the musical grave where else but the Rebel County..."C'mere, i heard there's a scouser fellah there looking for Michael Jackson, is he still fitting tyres ...left at the roundabout biy." Now it's pretty appropriate that this show is presented by zombiefied June Sarpong.


Now, at about 1:40 secs into this check out how inappropriate David Gest's comment is to the presenter. Clearly, being dressed like a 15 year old also had him acting like a naughty schoolkid, her uncomfortable look is priceless.




Okay, here we go with the Seance. I think if Acoooorraahhhhhhh wasn't contacting spirits (vodka, whickey etc.) he'd probably be selling yardbrushes door to door:



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The brilliant Bill Bailey:

DAVID & GOLIATH



This weekend, in a real life remake of Rocky IV, when the Rockster had to fight the Russian beast Ivan Drago. On Saturday, Rusian Nikolia Valuev will fight Londoner David Haye. Haye reckons he will be the first fighter ever to knock out the human tree trunk...i hope he brought his chainsaw. Valuev has won 50 of his 52 fights. Weighs 145 Kg (22 stones). Wears 18 and half shoe. And shaves with an AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Doesn't look too huge till you realise Haye is 6ft 2" tall!


Obviously a Cork feen on photography duties!



Ladiers love a massive personality. I think i can guess who wins the remore control wars in that house :-S


Hey, Wilkinson Sword Never mind Henry, Federer and Woods...you should axe that lot they're pussies compared to this dude!! :-S


PLUS: Rihanna speaks out about Chris Brown for first time since that infamous incident. I hope no-one buys a single copy of his new album. That man burned his bridges when his first comments were released and he did it via webcam plugging his new release. Scumbag.



Check out his first comments when he released this:

"Yeah got my new album coming out" Langer.

BOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, Katy Perry is presenting the MTV Europe Music Awards tonight...Apparently "The MTV European Video Music Awards, were established by MTV to celebrate the top music videos of the year" Who gives a sh*t...Here's why i hate Russell Brand...even more than usual:

OFF TO GET THE NCT ON THE AUL BUBBLE OF LOVE...



...So while i'm off fretting as some grease monkeys play underneath her bonnet please enjoy this homage to Coldplay by the comedy genius that is Jon LaJoie:

Yes, Chris Martin you are not alone.

DRUNK EWOKS RUIN BREAKFAST SHOW

I don't know which is more disturbing, a couple of Ewoks that are langers or a blacked up Han Solo :-S At about 2:20 the two Ewoks start laying into each other...i'm sure i've seen the same fellas in a scuffle on Patrick's Street last Saturday...ummmm

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