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Friday, December 21, 2007


MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE XMAS GIMP!!!! "oooooohhh dya like me shiny balls"
Massive thanks to everyone who has listened to us over the past year and if ye bought the CD you're a diamond. Cheers


BLUE MOVIE EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! REAL LIFE SMURF...HE TURNS THE AIR BLUE AT PARTIES..ok, enough with the blue jokes...leave the poor man alone..he must be blue in the face from that kind of shite...


Bride says 'I Loo'


A bride has married in a dress made out of toilet roll. Jennifer Cannon in her toilet paper dress after getting married to Doy Nichols in New York /PA pics Jennifer Cannon and her fiancee Doy Nichols from Lexington, Kentucky, tied the knot in a temporary public toilet in Times Square, New York. The ceremony has been sponsored by toilet roll company Charmin. The dress was designed by Hanah Kim, winner of the 2007 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest.

I'm sorry but they have to be taking the PISS!!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007


Here's a pic of me last week on my sick bed in bits..."Hold on what's that smell...C'mere have i got the wrong thermometer...ah jaysus its a rectal....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Okay drum roll........dddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Hope your seated comfortably, put the kettle on, the slippers on da feet, the pipe in the mouth and pull the curtains.....It's time for Lenny's Photo Album official opening...Okay just have to turn the slide machine on....Click, Whirrrrr....Before i was struck down with a pretty virulent strain of "ManCold" i had spent the weekend in the fine city of Budapest...Here are a few of the select moments from me trip:

A large building in Budapest...they really like their big feckin buildings!


Hotel at night...wouldn't like to be paying the electricity bill in that joint


This is an old Chess Master who hung around the local market looking to take on any suckers at a game of cranium busting Chess...He found a willing volunteer in this child...The last image i recall from this scene is a blubbering, screaming adolescent forcibly having to hand over several chocolate bars and a Nintendo DS...The moral here being - don't fuck with oldies.


Local Blacksmith who reminded me of something from LOTR or Beowulf. He
looked like he could eat nails for Brekkie and with only a sprinkle of milk...Tough
Bastard.


Borat's brother is a huge pop star in Hungary...NICE!


Ah...getting to know the locals. I heard one of them say "Ah, that Lenny he is card, yes"


Back home to see this greet me...It's the RedFM Grotto!!!!!!!!


Meeting Santa...hold on i hope that's your wallet fat man


Big massive shout out to my cousin Richie Barry who spotted this Take Away in Cairns on the East coast of Oz..."C'mere biy any chance of a potato pie?"


And finally, i caught up with Bono in Budapest...His ego has now got so big he has decided to become all four members of U2 himself starting with the Edge...i hear his leg will become Larry Mullen...scary.

Thursday, December 06, 2007



WELL IT'S OUT TOMORROW!!!! WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!
It's our first CD so we are a little scared i hope ye can buy it in yer droves :-) EVERY SINGLE PENNY is going to BARNADO's Children's Charities in Cork and we really hope that we sell loads so we can give them loads of dosh to help under-privileged kids in our own County. Huge thanks to HARVEY NORMAN for stumping up the cash for the CD they have been brilliant all the way....and all the bands that have provided the tuneage....especially to JoDavino who provided some musical accompaniment to our launch down in Harvey's today


Here's the launch we had down in Harvey Norman's today...that's me feet as I'm falling back!!!

Catching a few ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

THE WORD - "IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US IT'S BEEN A ________ _________"

WE ARE OVER €500 BUCKS!!!!!!!!
Here's a few of the incorrect guesses so far:

WET ONE
MEMORABLE NIGHT
HARSH TIME
AWFUL DOSE
BEAUTIFUL DAY
DISAPPOINTING BEGINNING
FINE SHOW
LONG NIGHT
LAND SLIDE
TIGHT BATTLE
WET START
MOMENTARY OCCASION
DONE BEFORE
AMAZING ROUND
BUSY MORNING
WONDERFUL WORLD
GREAT DAY
BITTER WIN
CRACKING GAME
FAKE EVICTION
WHOLE YEAR
GREAT SHOWDOWN
GOOD MORNING
CRAZY DAY
LATE GOAL
CRAP GAME
FANTASTIC RESPONSE
GREAT START
BAD DAY
MISERABLE MORNING
SAD EVENT
GROUNDHOG DAY
TITANIC BATTLE
TOUGH LIFE
TOTAL WHITEWASH
TIGHT BATTLE
ROLLERCOASTER RIDE
CRACKING CONTEST
SPECTACULAR EVENING
UNBELIEVABLE GAME
KNOCK OUT
THRILLING ENCOUNTER

WE ARE NOW OVER 400 QUID - "Guess the first word win a third, guess the lot win the pot" GET THOSE NOGGINS IN GEAR!!!!

YOU NEED TO CALL - 1890 77 3336
8.05AM EVERY MORNING

We had this guy on this morning. It's the Reverend Kerney Thomas JR. The Screaming Farting Preacher...make sure you are sitting down and not operating any heavy machinery!!!

Monday, December 03, 2007


Optimus Prime takes on the Dumpcepticons



Check the mic...check the mic right...Optimus KC!!!!!!!!!

Although to be honest we look more like Daft Punk...

Speaking of the Dafters...here's the video for Around the World...Its a brill vid directed by Frenchman Michel Gondry, a visual genius...i'm a big fan


LENNY FACT!!!!! if ye didn't know...each of the characters in the video represents a beat on the track...they didn't just do their recruiting on the streets of Kerry


WELL DONE TO CORK CITY F.C. ON WINNING THE FAI FORD CUP FINAL
There is a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes but the players did their best to concentrate on the issue at hand and that was winning the Cup final...


Myself and the goalden man Denis Behan on a trip out to Red during the week...obviously a bit of Lenny Luck rubbed off....by the way that looming shadow is no other than Dave Mac!!!!!