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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Well me daisy arse pickers.. hows the heads?

Class show 2moro for ye as we will be flying into your ears straight from Cork Airport live and direct. Should be a clss show. We have some top Comedy from the year, very special guest TOMMY TIERNAN, THE FRANK & WALTERS will be doing some acoustic stuff, we have a class Kids In The Car from the year... remember Chloe and her Fat Freddy's Cat and his mug of Tea!!!!

Loadsa prizes to be won so make sure you have those ears pinned to a piece of plastic that blasts out noise on the FM 104-106 frequency.

P.S. If i don't talk to ye again ************HAVE A PROPER CHRIMBO AND A SPLENDICIOUS NEW YEAR YE BEAUTIFUL SHOWER OF FECKERS YE***************

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Jaysus well hows the craic of yer arse?!! Haven't added to me logbook in a little while...apologies for dat dere but i have been away saving Donkeys in the lower basins of the Amazon... they are a very rare breed that sick up custard that can be used to transport the Very Rare Custard Fly to surrounding villages and they in turn help to save the annual Trifle Ceremony which is as important as Christmas in these remote parts.....


Apart from all that shite .. i don't loike to brag on about my voluntary work... Well last we we had the BALLYDUNG PErves on the show....(its so annoying when ye hit caps) anyway twas the most nervous i have been with any guests purely because the same boyos did Zig & Zag ... man i used to run home after school..burst in the door and wait for the two lads, Zuppy and Captain Pillowcase man!!!!! Class!!! And thats how P & R made their debut on the Den...mmmmm takes me back a few...aaaahhh.

Had a trip to Manchester and Liverpool last wkd where i went to my mates Birthday. The theme was 'Lady and the Tramp'!! So it was either don the tights and top or Wino Chic all the way... Obviously i couldn't handle the heels so i went for the 'jocks over ol mans pants and thick green football socks covered in Brown sauce and tomato crap with a tag saying 'Tramps & Spencers'!!! Classy.

Twas a good craic no doubt...except one of the lads turned up looking like an '80s throwback..."I just went to the Charity shop and bought a suit...yer man said it were Trampy enough so f*ck it"...Nice one Watson!!!

We're gonna be doing the show from the Airport on Friday so that should be class craic. Hope yez are all well and keep the ears up!!

Cheers Len

Friday, December 01, 2006

Helloooooooo Red Heads... My Rooster lovelies.....


Hope yer all f*ckin top!!

Anallinanyways we had the man himself omn the show todaty. Yes JB.... they call him Byrne ... Jason Byrne. He's gotta be one of the funniest heads around at the moment alongside PJ for natural soundness but defo mental as a big bag of really impatient wasps... His DVD is out at mo and is a good advert for his madness..class...

He told us about getting Ken Doherty to dress up as a PRIEST for the new series of Anonymous on RTE... Ken the poor mucker had to go into a cake shop and ask for a cake for his daughters 21st and then had to pop into a Chemist asking for some creams for his Housekeeper's lady problem!!! Erm... "I think its called CROW or SPARROW ... eemmm" Eventually the assisstant put him oyut of his misery and just told him... "I think ye mean |THRUSH, Father" "Oh yeah thats the one... THRUSH in the BUSH, thats what she said!!!!!!!"

All of it was directedc by Jay with an earpiece.... Class!!!


Hope yez all tune in next week where we will have loads more hilarity and special guests and.... limited edition George Best £5 notes to give away ... They are very LIMITED EDITION and have already been put up on Ebay by Punters...

Plus a €200 voucher for Murphy's World of Wonder!!!!!!!

So don't miss it I TELLS YE!!! HAVE A GOOD WAN THIS WEEKEND YE LOVELY BUNCH A FECKERS YE

P.S. Here's Jaybo doing what he does best.... Class