Friday, August 29, 2008
Oh sorry..don't know what happened there here he is...
When i saw this for the first time yesterday i nearly broke down...Here is one of the funniest clips doing the rounds on the net...It's the Sneezing Panda..Nature, don't ye just love it...well 20 million people can't be wrong!!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
I’m shocked at the latest comments by chameleonic record boss stroke salesman name changer P. Diddy. The swaggering teeth in baggy jeans bragged in a recent interview, “If having sex was in the Olympics, I would win gold”. He even suggested that if it was a technical event he would, “probably stay up the longest.”
Pole-vaulting jokes aside, what concerns me is how the event could be broadcast. Jimmy Magee no doubt would still give it his all, “Oh I remember this young buck back in ‘57, or was it ’58 he suffered from nerves then but he looks comfortable in this ring” or even worse, “He has an impeccable record and doesn’t want to blow it at this early stage.”
This is for you P. Puffy Daddy...it's the HONEST R 'n' B Song:
CELEBRITY SWEARJAR MORE WRONG GUESSES:
MARK OWEN FROM TAKE THAT
TRY AGAIN TOMORROW - €425 IN THE POT - 1890773336
HERE ARE SOME WRONG ANSWERS TO TICK OFF THE LIST:
PAUL DANNAN (loser off Love Island technically not a Celeb)
DAME EDNA (!?)
Also on today's show was a chap called Andy Pag. He has driven from London to Greece in a car fueled by Oil donated by Chippys along the way!!! Andy spoke to us while himself and his partner were on the final leg of the race:
The quicker we find alternatives to oil the better and the bonus is you can do a fry-up while you're driving!! If you wanna find out more go to the website:www.fatfinding.com
And after yesterdays incredible reaction (4 million hits) to my hairy window lickers...her are some more animal antics...Talking Dogs:
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
50 Animals Squashed Against Glass.
Yes it's animals with their faces pressed up against glass.
For the full 50 go to:
Here's just a small selection of the window lickers:
And I have no idea why Brian Cowen is in there:
Friday, August 22, 2008
...just look how happy Derek is about the news:
"so i found these dead mice and if i sit them here they kinda look like puppets"
You know what we look like (altho those posters are a tad deceptive...i think i look kinda fat *tuts*). So this morning we asked YOU the listeners who make the show to send us in some pics of yer ugly mugs...HERE IS JUST A SMALL SELECTION OF THE HUNDREDS OF PICS YOU SENT...*drum roll* IT'S THE RED ROOSTER ROGUES GALLERY:
Thursday, August 21, 2008
If you are like me and can bang a few chords on a six-string then this will make you either burn your guitar in woe ...or stick with the finger burns and practice like a maniac!! This is 'KID ZEPPELIN' all i know is that he is only SEVEN YEARS OF AGE and the guitar is nearly bigger than him!!! It's a mini Jimmy Page ripping up the riff from 'Stairway to Heaven' -
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Here are a few homemade inventions i found on the net:
Forget the stairs...
Never leave your bedroom...
Can't believe this diodn't take off...imagine steering this around the magic roundabout...
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Check this out:
PIN-UP OF THE WEEK
Amy Wino looking hot at her recent V Festival appearance
Give her a Hand...she'd give Diarmuid Gavin a run for her money with those fingernails
How grim is her whole situation??
...although i must admit if someone who is worth millions, has the music world at her feet, born with an incredible talent and still despises herself to the point of absolute self-destruction I feel like life just ain't that bad...proves that money or fame REALLY does not bring happiness...
P.S. a bit of cash can always ease the pain a little though!!
CHECK OUT THE FULL STORY HERE:
Monday, August 18, 2008
D-DAY FOR RUARI'S BEARD!!!
KC doing the honours on Roar's hairy face this morning
A flock of birds and a family of badgers will have to be re-housed following the removal of the beard...Now Ruari reminds me of someone...
Could it be...
...no it's not Edge...Erm...
"And now for something completely different" (although Ruari did have a bit of the chimps about him before the shave) as they used to say on a tv show years ago...here are some funny monkeys being used in an experiment...don't worry they don't get probed:
WARNING: CONTAINS TONGUE ACTION
Friday, August 15, 2008
U2 FANS LISTEN UP...THIS IS THE STORY:
Bungling Bono blamed for leaked U2 tracks
BONO should be more careful about where and when he decides to blare out tracks from his band’s new album.
The U2 rock lord has been stung by a cheeky holidaymaker who overheard the singer indulging his own ego last week.
The fan couldn’t believe it as he strolled along the beach by Bono’s palatial villa in the South of France when he heard that famous voice thundering out the windows.
The band have recently put the finishing touches to their first studio album in four years.
Universal Music Group, which owns the band’s Interscope label, have registered the domain name No Line On The Horizon — suggesting that will be the CD title.
Four songs have been posted including the title track and Sexy Boots, which will be the first single.
The other two leaked tracks are thought to be called Moment Of Surrender and For Your Love.
Super producer and long-time U2 collaborator DANIEL LANOIS, who has produced the album with BRIAN ENO, reckons it’s the best he has ever recorded with the band.
He said: “I think we can safely say it’s one of the great, innovative records from U2. Bono’s in great form, singing fantastic.”
I’ve heard the leaked tracks and it definitely sounds like a return to form.
The album is pencilled in for release in November with Sexy Boots strutting its stuff a couple of weeks before.
The names of several other tracks on the album have also been leaked and include Love Is All We Have Left, One Bird, If I Could Live My Life Again and The Cedars of Lebanon.
Bono is notoriously secretive about new material.TO HEAR THE NEW MATERIAL GO HERE:
SH*ITE!! JUST CHECKED SUN WEBSITE NOW 12.30 AND THE AUDIO HAS BEEN REMOVED ALREADY!
so to compensate here's a picture of Ruari from sport:
OR CHECK OUT SOME NEW 'FINISHED'! KINGS OF LEON TRACKS HERE:
IN OTHER NEWS:
Ok so the bidding has allegedly reached over $25,000 (um... methinks some little 13 yr old is sniggering in his short pants)for the 'TART'S KNICKERS & EMPTY CONDOM PACKET' on EBAY...WE were talking about this on the show today...to check out the listing and full story go here:
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Support John Creedon in failte towers, the
Saturday show: 9.30pm-10.30pm. Lines close at 10pm and reopen after the show Sunday show: 9.30-10.30pm. Lines close at 10pm. This is final and winner will be chosen at end of show.
To vote for John
Text: Vote 6 to 53125. Call: 1513 71 71 06
Call: 1513 71 71 06
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
SOME AWARDS TO GIVE OUT:
AWARD FOR BEST TAN LINE EVER GOES TO THIS GUY -
AND THE COVETED AWARD FOR BEST TATTOO -
"...so i was thinking about maybe a job in reception."
Haven't done any lookelikeys in a while: Here's a couple of crackers for now -