Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Dog Makes Friends with Duck

Well, it does exactly hat it says on the tin! Not feeling the best today so am going to get myself to bed soon so i can sleep off whatever bug is attempting to get at me!! Getting out of bed this morning, i felt like a child at a caesarian, you when you see the clip on a really old video or documentary...lots of screaming, very messy etc. (i couldn't refer to my own birth as i can't remember that one!). So, i decided to leave you with this little made me feel better so thought i'd pass it on, might have the same effect...Although, he'd probably be lovely with a bit of Hoi Sin sau...OKAY! OKAY! only messing

Monday, February 23, 2009


Went to the Premiere of new movie Five Minutes of Heaven up at the Jameson Film Festival in the Capital. Thankfully, Sheena had some passes to get in so I didn't have to hide in the wheelie-bin like Oscar the Grouch or pretend to be an ice sculpture...will tell ye about that sometime not happy busted when they started chipping away and...ummm *flashback* ...whoooo Jesus back in the now back in the ....phew...anywho the movie stars James Nesbitt (Cold Feet, Murphy's Law) and the great Liam Neeson (Schindler's List, Michael Collins, Batman Begins..loads of good shit)

Jaysus, he certainly listened to his Mammy and ate the schpuds!!

Jimmy Nesbit
He's like a whippet i didn't expect him to be so slim. Sound out to talk to though very animated and fair play on the beard...there's a neck in there somewhere!

It's only Jim Sheridan, the man responsible for two of my favourite movies ever, My Left Foot and The Field. He also Directed 50 Cent in Get Rich or Die Tryin' but i'm not really arsed about fiddy-le-idle-d'oh. He was really sound and just looked like a fella who got off the bus after picking up da aul pension. He's working on a movie at the moment called Brothers with Natalie Portman, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Tobey Maguire.

And finally a skateboarding dog. Why not?

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Tall One has gone to see The Kings Of Leon in concert so myself and the "Dark Knight" Colm O' Sullivan were on Rooster duties this morning. It was a hectic show this morning with load going on, infact at one stage i thought one of our heads may take off!! Thankfully i had my lucky woolly hat or my "Tea Cosy Teat" as i like to call it on my thatch. For me my woollen wonder is like a comfort blanket. Therefore, if you have seen clips of it on the pic we sent to the papers you'll notice i have a reassuring smile, because in the photo i accidentaly filled my pants with a dangerously underestimated arse pop but was comforted in my shame by the hat. So, it means a lot to me (got it in Amsterdam...long story...will tell sometime) and when i emerged from the studio ...Dave Mac "the Chuck Norris" of radio shouted in his inimitable joke telling style "Hey Len, you look like Papa Smurf" cue muffled guffaws. Mystified but also honoured i checked out some images of P.S. on the net:


Dave Mac is hardly one for taking the piss...Here he is on holiday in Dundalk:

Wednesday, February 18, 2009


Six-year-old Madin Mohammed has been tipped to become the new Zinedine Zidane after he attracted the attention of top level talent scouts with his soccer skills.

The youngster, whose quick moves and skillfull ball control are reminiscent of the former French striker, has already been signed up to a scholarship by the national football association in France.

Chelsea and Real Madrid are among the clubs said to be keeping tabs on his progress.

The boy's family moved to France from Algeria when he was three, while French soccer legend Zidane was born in France to Algerian parents.

Christian Lazaoui, president of Roubaix, Madin's local club, told The Sun: "He has an amazing talent. He plays every day and has a great passion for football. "He can cross the ball, control it, swerve, pass between the legs – he is spectacular with the ball... he really is magic with it." According to his Dad he is still yet to perfect the flying headbutt.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009



The Simpsons have created a BRAND NEW opening sequence which has not been changed in nearly 18 years. The general storyline is there, Bart's blackboard gag, Homer legging it home etc. but new characters like Apu's octuplets and Otto on the bench have been added. It's all to do with the Premier of the inaugral Simpson's HD episode going out on US TV next week. Hopefully, it won't take years to get to our screens!

P.S. If you look really closely you'll notice that Marge's shopping has doubled in price from $243.26 to $486.52 but you would have seen that anyway ;-)

Monday, February 16, 2009

Fresh from his recent chillaxation in West Cork, Christian "Silage" Bale has returned to his Batcave only to wake up to Peter Griffin messing with his "F*cking lights". Amateur.


Wednesday, February 11, 2009


No it's not a dodgy top shelf publication but a documentary I found on the internet. It's about a contest held every year by a Nissan dealership in Longview, Texas. Twenty-four people stand around a $15,000 hardbody pickup truck. When the starting whistle blows, each person puts one hand on the truck. They wear gloves, so as not to mess up the paint job. And they stand there ... and stand there ... until one by one, people get tired and drop away, and one person is left standing. That person gets to keep the truck.


The Penny Farthing Tractor handy for the mud!!

You can't beat a flame paint job...although it does resemble a coal fire on wheels.

..i just wanna know how big the f*cking Jack is :-S

And finally this thing is a BEAST!!!!

Monday, February 09, 2009


Weird package that arrived from the behind the Iron Curtain:

*cue dun dun dun music!!!!!!!*

...and the opening:

...oh it's just a CD, i've watched too many Spy thrillers

Check out the track...It's a Russian/Irish ditty called Green in your Heart. I think it's fantastic and am putting it forward as the OFFICIAL Red Rooster Irish entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. It will do wonders for East-West relations, is a damn sight catchier than that Dustin Dutch gabba techno shite we sent last year, and reminds me of Lennon and McCartney at their creative peak...check out the lyrics alone ...

Sing along: If the sky is falling on you...Life is a like a stone in your shooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Friday, February 06, 2009


The Dark Knight is ranting again this time to pedestrians in Hollywood.

"I was in Empire of The Sun when i was eight what did you do!!????"

Thursday, February 05, 2009



You know what they say. If it's in the papers it's true.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

In the words of Vanilla Finbar Ice...."Chill"
Here is what i was confronted with when i woke up this morning, they were in the backyard all night and i didn't get a wink of sleep. If the weather continues like this then we are going to see a lot more of this:

POLAR OI!!! The scene in my backyard. Bearfaced cheek if you ask me.

I was raging they're such f*ckin amateurs, Jesus are they professional i don't f*ckin think so ...they come in to me backyard and do this would they f*ckin like it if i broke all they're f*ckin lights...and...*breathes* Jaysus, sorry had a bit of a breakdown...i think they call it a "BALEOUT" ...Mr Dark Knight went mental on the set of his latest project Terminator: The Salvation. Here is the original if you haven't heard it:


And now as per usual with these things someone has already written a song, created a soundboard, and i expect to see T-Shirts embalzoned with "You're a f*ckin amateur" very soon. There is a dance track that is hilarious:

This is a kinda Fallout Boy take. It's by a band called "The Mae Shi" called "Are You Professional" and i kinda like it:

And on a lighter but saucier note. If you were watching the Superbowl on a certain Cable Network in the States you would have probably bruised your jaw after it dropped so hard after seeing this. Here is a clip of the Superbowl which was interrupted by 30 secs of a HARDCORE SKINFLICK!!! Imagine this happening during the All Ireland...
Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh: "And it looks like the full forward is stuck but he is pulling hard and hoping to score. He's a fine hurler...reminds me of a bullock i once knew in..."

Monday, February 02, 2009

One of my comedy heroes... Here is Benny Hill, the king of slapstick saucy seaside schtick - as far as i know this particular clip is from the Fianna Fail Conference last year:

Well now you can "Hillify" any youtube video...


Here check this out...I Hillified - Hallelujah by Alexandra, i think it gives it that extra drama and edge previously missing: