Have a beltin summer styley weekend wherever you find yourself... in the back, on the beach or in the bar look after yourselves and take it handy...

Thanks for all yer texts this morning for the €500 holiday voucher... Ye were all brilliant to text in and represent yerselves all week... Unfortunately there can be only one winner and the name we pulled out was Maria Mannix working in the CUH canteen... she said she would give the voucher to her parents which is a cool gesture...

If ye are down the beach this weekend or even out the back with the milky thighs on show.. Remember to stick some lotion on or you'll end up like yer man above

If you are a man don't go to the beach alone or you could end up with S.M.S. this is a dreadful affliction that mainly effects those of us with insensitive friends or indeed no girlfriend... "Single Man's Sunburn" is not to be taken lightly and can cause serious redness of the back...

The CAMPAIGN to stop this Phenomenon starts next week on the Rooster...

SO BE CAREFUL

If ye haven't checked out my new myspace please do as i need friends....cos i'm a loser....

http://www.myspace.com/lennyslog

GO WELL YE BEAUTIFUL FECKERS



Here's an alternative EASTER message from the gravelly tongued tonsils of Tom Waits...

"SWEET JESUS..."