LORD OF THE RING: MS. DILDO BAGGINS
Here is a photo of the lady at the centre of the Vernon Kay "Twat Texts Tart" controversy. He has been accused of sending saucy text messages to the Page 3 lady. Although, judging from this photograph it looks like she has her hands full, so actually replying to a text message could be a problem.
Just don't mix them up love.
Speaking of looking like a twat, here is a pic of me this morning. It's my Jaykay impression:
And here is a picture of my "Quality" Radio chair which fell to pieces this morning...a bit like my career... fnarr fnarr
"So, Lenny, when you're sitting for four hours i highly recommend a back less, armless, shit stool." "Ah, cheers Doc"