This is an hilarious and honest answering machine message!
Celtic played Rapid Vienna last night. Great name for a football team especially if they were based in Dublin...BUt instead of F.C. it should be W.H.A.
"So, who dya support barry?"
"Rapid Vienna Wha?" Ba boom chi
Anywho, apart from a shoddy performance from The Bhoys, and an impromptu tackle by the referee on Aidan McGeady, which nearly resulted in a goal for the Viennesse, the most disturbing thing about last night was Artur Boruc's neck tattoo. Celtic's 'Holy Goalie' looked like he had just been burping a chils or as i first thought..."Hold on is he taking messages from the bench" ..a feckin Secret Service Agent
AND IF YOU CAN PLEASE CHECK OUT MY LATEST INSTALLMENT OF ARANMAN - YOUR FOOTBALLING PHILANTHROPIST
OFF TO DA RAYJO AWARDS WILL HAVE ALL THE GOSS AND PICS ON MONDAY :-)