OBAMA MIYAGI
There really is no flies on this President:


Which reminded me of:



Also on the show today. Ever lost your luggage? I have and it is a ballbag bollox situation of Beth Ditto proportions. There is a lady who felt so sorry for victims of bag loss that she setup a website to help. She is the "Suitcase Saviour":

www.isthisyourluggage.com

MUST WATCH TV TONIGHT
BRITAIN'S YOUNGEST BRIDES 8pm TONIGHT ON TV3

It features a travelling family from Ireland living in the UK and are determined to make Catrina the Bride stand out on her big day. I think they acheived that by making the dress weigh 20 stone and the circumference of ring of Saturn. She can't even get INTO the limo :-S

CLICK HERE FOR A PREVIEW

D'OH!

NOw we spoke about this plank yesterday but i never saw the dude who did the tattoo. Watch this and ask yourself...how did he NOT tattoo her whole feckin head!?