THE WORLD'S MOST POINTLESS ESCALATOR
I'm getting one of these in the house... I can see the advert....."Ah man i have to walk to the throne to drop the box!" Cheesy American Voiceover: "Not anymore you lazy b*stard...Get the Lardass 3000 and we guarantee you'll get rickets in your legs from lack of movement"
And just for good measure...Mr. Richard Nose...apparently this guy is very popular with the ladies...It's the Real Cyrano De Bergerac: