What a weekend...i actually managed to get a farmer's tan, which is no mean feat considering my fridge sees more light when you open the door that this Country has a year. I just hope that doesn't bode for a sunny week here then depression... *smacks head off desk* SORRY..i know i'm stating the obvious but had to get it off my chest...with a little bit of skin that's peeling...uuggghhh. Anyway just incase you want to experience that Summer Lovin' feeling laid back in your rocking chair with a cold one in your hand and a warm red face then get this:
YOU NEED SOUND
AUTHENTIC CRICKET SOUND - CLICK HERE
THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR THE WOMAN YOU LOVE...
If you are away regularly or happen to have yourself a job on the oil rigs then fear not for your fine lady. Recreate your "shoulder to lie on" with this latest Partner Pillow:
PILLOW TALK: The only issue would be waking up and forgetting it's a pillow...although if they bring out a female version...*coughs* i think they already have...and they usually involve a footpump :-S
Went to buy a few bits and pieces this weekend at a new little supermartket around the corner but couldn't help feeling that i was being watched...There was something about that place...ummm can't quite put my finger on it:
...Ummm i just don't trust this shop
"Here love put the bins out will ye!?"
Nick Hell is his name...Paul Daniels had Debbie McGee, Nick has Bilbo Baggins: