Mums are Mums and this is most definitely the case when it comes to Irish Mammy's..."Will ye ever put a scarf on"..."Now don't be in too late i'll be waiting up"....you know the craic...It's cos they love us and in their eyes we are still the little fella with the short pants or the girl with the curls!! Or in my case both...(i'm the youngest of four lads!) Irish Mammies are very similar to Jewish Mammies and this is brilliant...This morning we played out some clips from a Stand-Up comic in the States who plays her Mother's answerphone messages on stage and because they proved so popular she has even released them on CD!!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!

"Oi vey, you need to click on dis link awlready"

http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2002/may/amy/

Nothing is always what it seems, and this is never truer that in advertising. We are bombarded with images of scantily cald women and men selling everything from jewelry to kitchen products (although it's gotta be said the two men/women in the Bounty ads should defo keep their clothes on *retches a little*) People are sitting in boardrooms now devising ways to sell things and competition is fierce...so this is why they devised 'Subliminal Advertising' I'm a massive fan of conspiracy theories cos if they're bullshit at least they're entertaining! Check out the pics and clip below for some fantastic examples of adverts that aren't quite what they seem...*cue X-Files music*

Study the picture carefully. It was used in an advertising campaign for a beer manufacturer. Notice any hidden sexual references!




And here's one that's about as subliminal as Katie Price...

Probably closer to the truth than anything...

MUSIC TO YOUR EARS...OR MAYBE NOT!!



And the movie sequel all men have been waiting for...

50 CENT BRAND NEW SHOW: THE POWER AND THE MONEY...

First we had Donald Trump and his roadkill attached to his head, then we had Alan Sugar looking like an angry Furby, then we had Bill Cullen and his penny apples...NOW it's time for Mr Curtis Jackson a.k.a. 50 Cent and his pimp daddy ways..."Get the f*ck out a here"...Drop it Fiddy!

IT'S BBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOODDDDDYYYYY FFFFREEEEZZZZIIINNNNNNGGG!!!!!


ABOVE is a perfect recreation of my face as i exited my cosy and warm bed this morning.

BELOW is a picture of my new Barometer, her name is "Busty Puppies", i was sick and tired of my previous one giving wonky readings - and now i can be guaranteed daily accurate readings, which is fantastic, that is, if she agrees to let me mount her.

Could this Puff be the next James Bond...



Japanese Zoo training drill. I wonder if they have the same kind of preparation out in Fota?..."So lads if the Rhino attacks you're going to need to know what to do with his horn"



And finally EXCLUSIVE to Lennyslogbook....He warned us all along and finally did it!:

Check out this guy's impression of movie voice legend the late Don LaFontaine...it's superb:

THE TOP TEN LONGEST MOVIE TITLES IN THE WORLD

1. Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (1991)

2. The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideals to Golf and Finally Became a Baseball Fan and Took the Only Known Cure (1916)

3. Homework, or How Pornography Saved the Split Family from Boredom and Improved their Financial Situation (1990)

4. The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Green Grasshopper and the Vampire Lady from Outer Space (1965)

5. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

6. Revelations of a Sex Maniac to the Head of the Criminal Investigation Division (1972)

7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1967)

8. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

9. Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)

10. Celsius 41.11: The Temperature at Which the Brain... Begins to Die (2004)

And don't worry i haven't forgotten - Don't Be a Menace to Society while Drinking Your Juice in The Hood (1996) Thanks to Dennis the Trucker for that one!

And if you are of an agricultural leaning or you just happen to have a TRACTOR FETISH then you need to get a fix of the big wheeled beasts by checking out:

http://www.youtractor.com/

SOME FUNNY BITS...(especially if you are four years old and you were on Kids in the Car this morning...the very capable Cork radio legend and Transmission presenter/Programme Director for RedFM, Colm O Sullivan has been covering for KC while he recovers from Nile river blindness managed to make a child cry with his Donald Duck impression!!!) THESE WILL CHEER YOU UP:

TODDLER GETS THE CROWD WARMED UP!!!


"YOU COULD CALL IT THE ART OF FIGHTING, WITHOUT FIGHTING...HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


AND INTRODUCING...THE JINGLE CATS

FIRST JINGLE-BELL BALL BAND REVEALED!!!!



Niall Breslin or "Bres" as he is known now that we are bessie mates and his fantastic band The Blizzards are confirmed as the first of two headline acts to play at the inaugral Jingle-Bell Ball being held at The Pavillion on December 13th. Bres popped in to The Rooster today to play the Feely Guessy Band lead-singer game with Eimear. The object of the game was for Eimear (wearing blindfold) to guess who the lead singer of our band was through only touch alone. At about 6'5" tall and just a few inches short of being a giant she had plenty to grab on to...(oh er missus). Tickets are free but we are asking all winners to make a generous donation on the night to the Breast Cancer Research Charity in Cork to guarantee entry. In the coming weeks we will be releasing more tickets so make sure you are listening across the day!!!

Another major act to be added to the bill very soon!

I really should get a little portable box for these things...




In other news:
"Hi, my name is Pat also affectionately known as 'The Plank'. It's time to get wood and welcome to the Late Late Show...The Satanic Sluts"



"Sure you would see more in a Marks and Spencer's lingerie ad". If you are unfamiliar with the work of Satanic Sluts. One of the dancers is a certain Georgina Bailie, who gained notoriety after being the Grand-daughter of Andrew Sachs a.k.a. Manuel from Fawlty Towers and the lady who Johnathan Ross blurted out that had "f*cked" Russell Brand. That wasn't the only controversy of the night...Pat, who probably maintains that stiff hair in the height of passion during sessions with his wife while watching re-runs of Kenny Live (apologies to all for conjuring up an image of Kenny Live....uugghhhhh Jesus) managed to lose it when a contestant over the phone said she wasn't "particularly interested" in winning tickets to The Toy Show...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YE BIG MICKEY!!!

Mickey Mouse first appeared on cinema screens in Steamboat Willie, released in 1928, and to celebrate his 80th Birthday this week I have found this EXCLUSIVE and RARELY SEEN video about the FAMOUS DISNEY VAULT. It's the place where all the Disney movies we never saw have been kept a hidden secret...Until now that is...

tv funhouse - journey to the disney vault.

We also had Boxing hero Kenny Egan on the show today alongside TV LEGENDS ZIG & ZAG!!!!!!
Here's a little reminder of what made those Zagamuffin alien tricksters so famous (cue dream FX music):

P.S. - Jaysus Ray D'Arcy has hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





This man is down the COMEDY CLUB this Saturday. His name is Omid Djalili and he is one of the Kings of Comedy in the UK. Here's a clip from his own Sketch Show:

You've heard of Speed Dating...what about Speed relationships!!!

Ever had one of those dreams where you wake up in a cold sweat? Or in the case of our guest this morning...did you wake up clung to your sheets? He had a dream (not a Martin Luther King one) but a dream about a girl, and he fell in love with that girl straight away. Now, normal folk would probably wake up, smile, maybe have a fidget..(with the alarm clock snooze button...Jesus you people..minds in the gutter) and then carry on with life as usual. Not if your name is Adam Pacitti...No he has undertaken a crusade to find the girl of his dreams (literally) and focused every waking and maybe sleeping moment to find her.

This is his story:



http://www.thegirlofmydreams.co.uk/story.html

He's even taken to the streets of London with 12,000 FLYERS to find her!!

This is what Adam says his dream girl looks like...looks like a photofit drawn by a four year old...kind of a cross between Ugly Betty and Mr Incredible but he is determined.


Well Adam it looks like the search is over!!!! Wahey!!!!

Thanks to Ruari Twomey who sent this pic into the Rooster...



Also don't miss these lads. They're called PRENUP and they are playing Cypress Ave on Saturday. If you're a fan of the Hothouse Flowers/The Pogues you need to be there:

"ARIGHT DER LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"Calm down calm down i was only away for one day!!!"

Spent the weekend in the Pool but am now convinced that every weekend i go away the head takes a further two days to reconfigure back to normality and getting up at the devil's hourv in the morning!! As you can imagine i've had to crowbar myself out of the scratcher since i got back into the swing of things on Tuesday. I lived in the Pool for a few years after attending College there so it has a plaxce in my hear (and my pocket)...I think i spent the annual Gross National Product of a mini African country in my time living there...mainly playing pool in cosey corners of bars!! *ahhh the memories* Well a lot has changed and for the better. When i was there some of the places we lived actually resembled the set of a War movie after the blitz or the centre of Beirut. Thankfully, because of the Capital of Culture 2008 status, the regeneration of the City is well underway and it is fantastic. Spent Sunday checking out a new shopping mall called Liverpool 1, it's one of the biggest in Europe and is fantastic...you could find yourself conducting some serious open wallet surgery...without anaesthetic...oooohhhhhhhh.

*celebrity spot* Well i didn't see her but i was there when the text was received! We were sitting in my mate's new house in the Pool cooing over his new kids ...he's had twins...and there's us thinking he had no bullets in the barrell!! The phone goes and my mate's girlfriend got a text telling her that AMY WINEHOUSE IS SITTING OUTSIDE THE BEEHIVE BAR IN TOWN. Yes...THE BEEHIVE...i'm not shitting you!! The pub is a real old man's haunt where bicycle clips, nose hairs and a musty smell will guaranteee entry, hence Amy's arrival.



Crazy trip eh!? Not really, but i like to chill back these days with my pipe and slippers ...and it was a brilliant craic.

HIP-HOP HALLELUJAH!!!!!!


Imagine this guy conducting Mass in the local Church! "Listen up Youghal (and all surrounding parishes) this is the Real Reverend busting ye bible...WORD"

It's Father Stan Fortuna and he is the original Priest Diddy, Ecclesiastical Eminem dropping Psalms like bombs on yo ass...He looks like Des Bishop with a beard (geddit...ho hum) and sounds like he's straight out of a Martin Scorcese mobster movie (his Parish is The Bronx!). Check out his latest video - Everybody Got 2 Suffer...Recognize:



If that's not enough then check out his BEATBOXING FREESTYLE!!! Heaven's above is there anything this saviour of the streets cannot do:

http://www.francescoproductions.com/mp3s.asp

Is this the world's greatest invention...I have already filled out my Christmas wish-list:

Here's your funny bit for Monday...I seriously doubt this Politician returned on this show and he has probably also given up the pies!!!



Okay, so I sense a bit of a theme emerging here...

Paul O'Grady's face os priceless...pause at moment of impact for full effect:



This model could have earned so much kudos if she didn't storm off like a toddler!



And where would we be without some footballers falling foul...scroll to about 1:41 in to see why referees are referees:

Okay, so as the world and the media bandwagon begins to change down a gear after the conclusion of the US Election I managed to find this:

Is this the future of news reporting? During the American election CNN Reporter Jessica Yellin was in Chigago was recorded as a hologram and beamed into the studio in New York -



Even Will.I.Am is getting into it...you can see his humps ...his humps...his holographic humps:



Ummmm... reminds me of something -

When our children's, children's, children dust of the books off the past and thumb through the pages of history they will remember this day as being the day when they heard that S CLUB 7 are reforming!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, the magnificent seven who brought joy to so many with hits like Reach (for your arse) and S Club Party have decided to get back together again (well three of the least successful in the band) according to The Scum:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1893131.ece

apparently you can get three of them to do a twenty minute set for a few grand...i'd rather tear my skin off and do backstrokes in a vinegar pool.

Also in the news...In the words of that other S Club song BRING IT ALL BLACK!!!!!!!!!!

BARACK OBAMA IS THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF AMERICA



Never thought i would be writing that to be honest....45 years after Martin Luther King gave his "I have a dream speech" it seems that the sentiments of his original hopes have been fulfilled. It's amazing to think that less than fifty years ago Blacks and minorities weren't even allowed to enter college, sit where they wanted on a bus, drink from the same water cooler, swim in the same beach or even walk down the same street. I am usually the cynical type, but this Election win sends out a message that a stand-up comedian from Texas with a cabbage for a brain brought that country to it's knees and it wants to be respected not laughed at. People who would never have voted took to the streets in huge numbers and probably feel as thought they might finally have a voice. Well this is just the start. Wow, it's almost as exciting as the Irish Presidential election...I think ours should at least involve an obstacle course and a go-kart race or even a Father Ted style lovely girls competition instead of a simple hand shake test..."Yes, I can confirm Mary MacAleese has the best handshake amongst all the candidates and is the next President of Ireland".

Ill leave you with this quote from Martin Luther King from Letter from a Birmingham Jail one of the most perceptive and brilliant things i've read :

"We know through painful experience that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed. For years now I have heard the word "Wait!" It rings in the ear of every Negro with piercing familiarity. This "Wait" has almost always meant 'Never'. We must come to see, with one of our distinguished jurists, that "justice too long delayed is justice denied.Let us all hope that the dark clouds of racial prejudice will soon pass away and the deep fog of misunderstanding will be lifted from our fear-drenched communities, and in some not too distant tomorrow the radiant stars of love and brotherhood will shine over our great nation with all their scintillating beauty. "


Super Obama!!!


Pictured with his alter ego...

And finally the truth about Obama's roots are revealed:

WHO CARES ABOUT THE OUTCOMEOF THE AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION...IT'S THE DANCE OFF THAT MATTERS...OBAMA & McCAIN BUST SOME MOVES!!!!!

Obama/ McCain Dance Off


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They say a week is a long time in Politics, well i think the same can be said of Blogging!! As my own ramblings are of worldwide importance and whatever i say could possibly swing the vote in the American election, i have been instructed by my team of advisors to resume my writings for the benefit of the reading public and the future of mankind as a whole. No pressure then, :-S. I may not be saving the world, although i have been known to throw on a spandex onesy while spinning in a phone-box, (although the alarming depletion in the number of boxes has led to a few minor convictions for indecent exposure) the truth is i haven't been very well of late and had to head home early last week after a few of the shows and straight into my leaba to sleep off a nasty bout of the flu...If you ever get the flu you know what it's like - swimming upstream with a head full of snot, while you have the strength of Montgomery Burns. Thankfully i'm coming to the end of my little adventure and hoping that it clears this week *throws fist in the air*!!! In the meantime it's high time I threw together some bits and pieces for you to chew on -

On Friday we broadcast from Blackpool Shopping Centre for a very special Halloween themed show. Here was the set-up on the bridge looking across the centre:


...i think we must have been on a toilet break here...although the show continued without us...ooooohhhhhh SPOOKY!!!


...i know it looks like the fair City cast in rehearsals but it is infact the Wolfe School of Dance who performed a brilliant and scary (i'm still wearing my adult nappy) rendition of 'Thriller' by Michael Jackson. Well done girls it was class!!

And a Shaggy Dog Story!!!

Here's something i found in the archives. It's me and my dog equivalent at the Irish Guide Dogs for the Blind open day a few months back!

Here's the latest installation from self styled Urban Artist BANKSY...He's the guy who's little graffitti rats, cops and various characters have been unleashed on London for the last ten years. He is now moving into animatronics and has set up this so-called "Pet Shop" in the middle of New York. I think it's brilliant. See for yourself.

http://www.woostercollective.com/2008/10/the_village_pet_store_and_charchoal_gril.html

The ultimate in car crash TV. Kerry Katona on This Morning breakfast show clearly not in a right state of mind. Reminds me of a British Britney and unfolding like one of those vaudeville freak shows in the Midwest of America. "Ladies and Gentleman, roll up, roll up and see this former "star" self destruct in front of your very eyes" Painful.



Moving on to something much more upbeat and someone who's head is firmly attached to their shoulders. This morning we had the brilliant Irish singer/songwriter Wallis Bird in the studio for a live acoustic session. She is definitely one of the soundest and most affable guests we had on the show and she gave us a fantastic burst of her new single - Blossoms in the Street from her album Spoons. Check it out. Let's face it she's the only guest we've had that has had stamps made for her! (a very practical gift from a fan...weird but surprisingly useful...she used them to post a letter and they worked!!!!)

Here she is -

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=E1GsHSp8G9M

And finally it looks like the government have turned to Defence Minister, Wee Willie O'Dea to sort out the Medical Card fiasco:

Could this be the Xmas number 1?? The hot tip for the top spot is this mauling of minds between Techno Deutschland demi-god Scooter...(it's nice to be important, but more important to be nice...SCOOTER BACK IN THE UK!!!!!!!!!!) and denim-wearing easy rock specialists Status Quo. Sounding like it was created in the bowels of hell, i suspect it'll be Satan and not Santa who will make this Christmas No.1...



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Here is the Eminem prank from this morning...He rings rapping childhood hero LL COOL J, who is a guest on a radio show, and pretends to be 'Jason from Miami' he challenges J to a 'Name that Tune' game...this is class:

"You sound hot saying the joints, you need to get some beats man!"

WELL DONE TO BLARNEY HURLING TEAM!!


After waiting 70 years Blarney with join the big boys next year in the Senior Hurling League after a titanic battle with the brilliant Courcey Rovers at Pairc Ui Chaoimh yesterday! Like i said there's a load of red & white bunting all over Blarney at the moment so they had to win...that bunting don't come cheap ;-)

TODAY WE KICK-OFF YOU SAY, WE PAY

As we all know by now, the 'Credit Crunch' is not a new line of breakfast cereal but the time when the tax-man fla's the arse off us without so much as a peck on the cheek.Well, fear ye not because we are giving away thousands of lovely notes over the coming weeks.

If ye wanna be in with a chance to win - just TEXT 'Phrase' with your name to 0868273336 and you're registered to play. Oh yeah...nearly forgot you also need to know the CASHPHRASE - "I listen to Cork's RedFM" Simple as that. GOOD LUCK me beauties!!!

Here's a few funny bits to cough up the weekend to:



...remember your first day on the job? Couldn't have been as bad as this guy...He was employed to interpret the sign language, and it goes a little arseways!!

Here's an advert for how to lose your girlfriend and never be approached for a date ever again...unless you can blow her up....how bored do you need to be to take a photograph of yourself every day for 17 YEARS!!! Yes 17 YEARS!!!!

Watch this guy's hair grow, recede, mullet appear and disappear, beard arrive and then leave...a lot has happened on his head since he started in 1991!




Now i hope that Hurling fans hair won't be going grey this weekend when BLARNEY take on COURCEY ROVERS ON SUNDAY IN THE INTERMEDIATE COUNTY HURLING FINAL...GOOD LUCK TO BOTH SIDES...(by that i mean Blarney!!! well i am a little biased like ;-)

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Found some more pics from the night...


Take That reconsidered their reunion after time had ravaged their once youthful looks!


That scared looking individual looking up is Sean MonCrieff!!
I think the blue rinse and rollers in the first few tables blew off...as did KC who like an embarrased son who's Mum has just popped out of her bra at a Wedding disco he has denied all knowledge of my existence...."Lenny...erm don't know who you're on about" *legs it*


The International Sign of Rock!!!!!!!!! "Up Da Rebels"

I think news reporters relsih the BIG stories...just check out the armchair and wineglass! Priceless.

BEST BREAKFAST BOOSTER FOR THE ROOSTER

RedFM won six awards overall on Friday night which is an incredible achievement for everyone here at the station. Myself and the Tall Guy won Best Breakfast Show 2008 beating off National and Regional competition. It's the FIRST TIME ANY SHOW OUTSIDE OF DUBLIN has won the award so we are really chuffed...I think i made my feelings known when we took to the stage and after i horrified Presenter Patrick Kielty with an attempt to kiss him on the cheek...he flinched and i knew he was uncomfortable so i tried the other cheek!!! Up close he actually looks like he has translucent skin and a wig which was weird (note: that could have been me off my tits.) I did manage to get in an "UP DA REBELS" scream though and with a heavy metal two horned salute that nearly blew the make-up and rollers off the grey rinse brigade sitting in the closest tables to the stage. So, it was a brilliant night for RedFM and for Cork.

Here's a few pics of the night's activities:


"Just a one Cornetto - GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"


Myself and the big fella i need to get a box for these photo ops!


GROUP ACTION - Had to get my new handbag in...i'm weak! (thanks to Caroline in Production ;-)


Just adjusting my clip-on tie


Another great group shot that does look like about ten individual pics in one!!


Duran Duran eat your heart out!!!

Here is the best analysis i have seen of the American Election so far...GENIUS



IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER LENNY PHOTO ALBUM MOMENT *drum roll* HERE IS A SELECTION OF SOME OF THE PHOTOS I TOOK ON MY PHONE THIS WEEK..OOOOHHH I'M SO EXCITED:

SANTA'S GROTTY:

It looks like Santa has been ripped off by the Elves and is on the streets

DUBLIN ZOO

"Here can i borrow your mobile to make a trunk call?" "No, fuck off"

TONGUE MASTER

In his early years George's tongue was used to tow tractors...

My fave RANDOM pic:

How much is that Piggy in the window...


Oh God how did that get in there *pulls at collar nervously*

This morning we were talking about Celebrities who have 'sold out'...I suppose if Mr Marketing man from Company Cash comes calling it's gonna be pretty tricky to refuse huge wheelbarrows full of readies for a few hours work. Well, it seems that the ultimate anti-establishment anarchist himself is not immune to the greenback...Yes The Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten has cashed in his soul cheque and is now advertising BUTTER!!! He's a 'Nutter for the Butter' apparently...Ah well NEVER MIND THE BULLOCKS



Here's some more money hungry celebs cashing in...mainly in Japan:



Can you believe this man has a position in American politics...oh hold on of course i can. Arnie in an advert for an Energy drink...


Don't know if this is a pisstake or not:


And finally Hulk Hogan gives us a taste of the kind of sound that exists in George Dubya's head:

Dave Mac appeared at work today looking quite dapper with a new haircut but i could help shaking a certain character out of my head...

Dave Mac displaying the kind of expression usually reserved for a birthing elephant...


Could it be Snooker legend Ray Reardon...


I know who it is!!!!!!! It's Eddie Munster:

Here's an exclusive pic of Dave Mac with the Official 'Dave Mac Action Doll'.
It comes with its very own cord you just pull it and it meanders through a series of crazy facts and one liners...only problem is you can't turn it off!!!!!!!!

EXTRA FEATURES INCLUDE MINI PACKET OF CHEESE & ONION TAYTOS AND A SPECIAL MINI TOMATO SANDWICH...IN THE SHOPS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sacha Baren Cohen aka Ali G aka Borat is back with his other alter ego Bruno. Bruno is a gay Austrian Fashion TV Presenter...And like his previous characters Cohen shows he has steel balls when it comes to showing up people's prejudices...and especially when it comes to gun-toting rednecks. He is currently filming for his latest movie - ‘Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male’, due out in May 2009.

Here's a taster -



The story with this one is that 'Bruno' had to do a runner after Daniel the Redneck doesn't take kindly to comments about his 'poopenshaft' -

This is where it all began...McDonald's very first TV Commercial with the debut of Ronald who looks like he smells of Gin and woke up in a wheelie-bin...



BRUCE THE PIG IS ON THE RAMPAGE DOWN UDDER!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7632861.stm

WARNING!!!! THERE IS A GRATUITOUS BALL-BAG SHOT IN THIS CLIP. CAN I JUST POINT OUT AT THIS STAGE THAT THE PIG HAS A PAIR OF MANBAGS ON HIM THAT LOOK LIKE BOWLING BALLS SWINGING IN A FOOTBALL SOCK...HENCE THE ANGRY FRUSTRATION, I THINK MISS PIGGY MIGHT NEED TO GIVE HIM A VISIT!!

NIALL BREAKS TOE ON THE SHOW!!!!


Niall Breslin from The Blizzards was on the show today and managed to drop an Iron on his toe while we were talking to him...OUCH!!! Is that a radio first!!???? Hear the interview in full again on Satuday morning on The Best of The Rooster between 10am and 12pm.

Also today we had a new segment called CARRY ON REGARDLESS about people who continue to do whatever they are doing even if their head has fallen off...Here's a few examples of some real troopers:

Imagine working with these people??



MOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE!!! She's about to blooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! God works in mysterious ways and personally i think this is Karma...



Well they say it's the hardest job in the world...and this is why. Obviously a member of the audience isn't a fan of theis Stand-Up and makes his feelings known. BEWARE THIS CLIP CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE