Could this be the Xmas number 1?? The hot tip for the top spot is this mauling of minds between Techno Deutschland demi-god Scooter...(it's nice to be important, but more important to be nice...SCOOTER BACK IN THE UK!!!!!!!!!!) and denim-wearing easy rock specialists Status Quo. Sounding like it was created in the bowels of hell, i suspect it'll be Satan and not Santa who will make this Christmas No.1...



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HERE ARE SOME MORE INCORRECT GUESSES:

FRY FROM FUTURAMA
ROBERT DOWNEY JNR
VIN DIESEL
JIM HENSON
ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGER
BART SIMPSON
BIG BIRD
DATA FROM STAR TREK
KERMIT THE FROG
JOHNATHAN ROSS
ERNIE FROM SESAME STREET

Here is the Eminem prank from this morning...He rings rapping childhood hero LL COOL J, who is a guest on a radio show, and pretends to be 'Jason from Miami' he challenges J to a 'Name that Tune' game...this is class:

"You sound hot saying the joints, you need to get some beats man!"