WARNING: IF YOU'RE SQUEMISH DO NOT SCROLL DOWN...
Blarney was more like Baghdad on bomb day after i found this gruesome discovery in my driveway. I told you it was grim.
Oooh and in other unrelated but equally shocking developments that renowned Corkman Jonathan Rhys Meyers *cue lightning sound effects* has failed to turn up at his French Court appearance after he turned up Legless (geddit!?) ... f*ck me tough crowd... on an airplane a few months back...Jonathan Rhys Mangled
Here are some EXCLUSIVE clips of what happened: