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Thursday, September 03, 2009

NEW MOBILE TOILET FOR LADIES...LOOKS LIKE A NOVELTY OVEN GLOVE

It's called The Ladybag



TUBRIDY IS BACK ON TV TONIGHT



The longest running talkshow in the world (47 years!...which is approximately the length of time it takes to receive tickets) The Late Late Show returns to our screens. This time it is presented by the smart sharply dressed but unfortunately overbearing eyebrow emaciated streaky rasher Ryan Tubridy. Apparently, they are wheeling out Brian Cowen (Hardy to Tubber's Laurel) Joan Collins (i thought she was dead?) and Sharon Corr (yawn), oh and Brian McFadden is supposedly "dramatically flying in" (what exactly does that mean will he be wearing a cape?) according to the Tabloids to fight for custody of his kids from ex-wife Kerry Katona, a woman who has been known to jump from a moving vehicle to pounce on the continuous white line on the road. Well, whatever the craic he will definitely be less wooden than The Plank and hopefully he will give it a good whack. One plus is that the original theme tune is coming back. I remember when i used to hear the first few notes which meant i could stay up late, there in me dressing gown ateing turf and watching the ol' man wind up the black and white telly..aaah them's were the days:

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