KANYE KICK HIM? YES YOU CAN!!

First off, apologies for my various Kanye themed blog pages but the World's Best Bell-end just keeps on giving so after this i will calm down...i promise. Here is a guy called Ed Lover, he is a Hip-Hop DJ in New York. And this is the best analysis i have heard so far on the Kanye West VMA twat fest:

C'MON SON!!!!!


Favourite advert at the moment:
"Helloooo, preeety laaaadiieeesss"

KANYE'S BEEN AT IT AGAIN...

GOOD LUCK TO THE CORK LADIES FOOTBALL TEAM THIS SUNDAY TAKING ON THE DUBS AT CROKE PARK. YOU GO GIRLS!!!!!!!


I know he looks like a little Stewie Satan but he gives good mileage and is always a talking point. Last week he tried to glue people to their seats and this week he will try to go one better by showing us all how we can become a "Psychic Spy" ...which sounds like a conversation i heard in the local last week,

Man A: "Ye know, dose langers that speak to the dead?"
Man B: "Wha? X - Factor judges"
Man A: "No, ye gowl dose f*cking eijits...erm"
Man B: "Ohh, dose langballs, der called psychics biy"

And there you have it. If you're interested in playing along go here and follow the instructions. I sent in a picture of a tree. It's always a tree or a wheel. So, it will probably be a Robin Reliant. Try it because we're gonna have a chat about it on Monday. I reckon Dearren (a e whatever the f*ck you spell it Darren) could do with one of these:


UUHUH



"Hey want that serial killer maniac look? Get the GoateeSave now!"

OR "Impress your friends with your galactic overlord look!"


OH, AND IF YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY LATEST INSTALLMENT OF ARANMAN: YOUR FOOTBALLING PHILANTHROPIST

IS THIS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BELL-END?
Answers on a postcard.

This piss take video of a little wannabe wigga is taking the net by storm. Check out the hand signals, a career in shadow puppetry awaits!



England could do with this guy for penos:


And finally here's a great video of Brian Cowen looking lost...he's been doing that a lot lately...my theory is that he ate all the cash...which makes me question if we really need it back :-S



P.S. - oooohh and if you were looking for my incredible 'Mystery Mashup Music Quiz.' It will be on the show tomorrow :-)

NOT HAPPY

Okay, so i avoided talk of the match on Sunday in my Blog this week for obvious reasons but i thought i'd share this picture my girlfriend took of me after the match was over:


"Feckin...what a balls"

Anywho, next time the GAA might deploy rules that allow someone to get sent off for nearly taking someone's head off in the first minute (Tadhg Kennelly could have produced a handgun and he MIGHT have got a yellow) . I reckon i could see a little green and gold under the referee's jersey....BUT enough of the bitterness...AARRGGHHHH!!! :-)

That's better, so like the mature adults we are and knowing unlike some Counties *cough* we don't marry our family members we will move onto some shite i have found; let's start with this. Two of the best mash ups i have heard so far. First is called "The Weather Episode" Mashing Dr. Dre with Crowded House:



Second is "Rapture Riders". Blondie and The Doors. I LOVE THIS!!!


DON'T MISS MY MYSTERY MASHUP MUSIC QUIZ TOMORROW!!!

SWIM KING

OWEN IN ACTION

Some happy sporting news over the weekend. Well done to Owen O' Keeffe who has become the YOUNGEST EVER Irishman to swim the Channel, at only 16 years of age! I think i was just about changing the channel on the remote at that age and i pulled a muscle doing that so this is an incredible achievement. Owen, from Fermoy was on the show this morning and revealed that he swam in memory of his Grandmother who died of Cancer and he "is hoping to make a difference to other people with the disease."

I think thiS is an incredible feat especially for someone like me who has a lunch break in between lengths down the gym. If you can spare a few quid check out his charity page. Cheers.

CLICK HERE TO DONATE

IN OTHER NEWS:

'BACON IS GOOD FOR ME'



AND THE REMIX...

GOOD LUCK TO CORK THIS WEEKEND

UP THE REBELS!!!!!

It's great that the Kerry players have accepted that they may have to undertake a different profession after Sunday. Check out THE GOOCH, he's already signed up as a Glamour Model:




Colm "The Gooch" Cooper - HOT!!!!!!

DOWNLOAD THE RED ROOSTER REBEL RAP NOW

CLICK HERE AND THEN WAIT FOR THE BANNER TO CHANGE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS LITTLE ROOSTER HEAD!!

Little Jack O Connor and his magical dancing feet are 1 today.
We had little Jumping Jack on the show a few months back when he was knee high to a Hobbit doing his Michael Flatley impression:



DON'T MISS THIS TONIGHT - DERREN BROWN:HOW TO CONTROL THE NATION IT'S ON CHANNEL 4 AT 9PM
I know he is essentially a cross between Stewie from Family GUy and beelzebub but tonight
according to his website: "Having explored the techniques of subliminal messaging, Derren will conclude the night's Event by attempting to make viewers stuck to their sofa using a film created especially for the show. Derren will be playing with the idea of suggestion and the power of the mind. It'll be an interactive experience, with viewers able to phone Derren on the night to relay what happened." Erm...hasn't Simon Cowell being using the same techniques for years??

Here is the promo to his show. Can you spot the subliminal messages?

Myself and the Tall Guy opened an Exhibition for Big T....a loyal Rooster Redhead who happens to be from Kerry but sure he has enough of a burden without that hanging over him...


Horse: "Who the f*ck are the spanners behind me?"


Arrrr Horses


Erm....

You can check Tony's Exhibition at the NSC in Mahon. It's called "Spirit of the Horse" by Tony O'Connor. The exhibition will run until 31st October 2009 Monday - Friday 8.30 to 17.30. He is a bit of a genius is T. Just check out some of this stuff - www.whitetreestudio.ie

And if you get a chance please check out my most recent installment of -

Aran Man - Your Footballing Philanthropist

THE WEST OF..... 'KANYE GOES KRACKERS'

Here is a little selection of the best of Mr. West's highly publicised meltdowns. He admits that he is fond of the "sippy, sippy," (now i don't think he means a popular Australian mammal with oversize feet) although judging from these clips it looks like he Kanye handle his booze...all he wants is a cuddle from a Koala...aaahhhhhhhhh:


It wasn't long before Mary realised that was NOT a backrest pressing into her back :-(






Here he is at the MTV Awards back in 2007 jumping on stage probably because of the gat.

And finally a clip of him losing it for the RIGHT reasons. I had pure respect for him after he erupted live on TV after Katrina, it's a pity his other tantrums have made him into a dick:

Mike Myers' expression is priceless:

TV STARDOM BECKONS!!

Never mind Tubtwiggy and the Late Late, myself and Dave Mac made an appearance on MNS on RTE last night. Our penalty shoot out as Billy Connolly and Dave Barry has obviously made national headlines!

CLICK HERE

And then choose the show from MNS 14 SEPTEMBER and scroll down the choices on the right:

And click on:
"Fanscope: Your comments and Questions"

And if you're wondering what Mick Wallace looks like:


I see what they mean:


And now after making a complete tool of himself at the VMA's, Kanye 'look at me, look at me, everybody F*CKIN LOOK AT ME NOW' West has appeared on Jay Leno to apologise for his nobbery:

Unfortunately, today is a very sad day for the Sport and Movie world. Patrick Swayze passes away after his tireless battle with cancer - CLICK HERE FOR TRIBUTE ON BBC SITE

The death of Darren Sutherland has shocked the Sports world. He seemed to be doing so well since his Olympic glory and destined to be a champion, but sometimes we have no idea what is going on inside someone's head. Here is a fantastic clip which is taken from a Documentary about him televised when he was only 16 and where he speaks of his ambitions:

WELL DONE TO THE CORK LADIES FOR BEATING KILKENNY THIS WEEKEND

Yesterday's win could be the start of a historic Rebel Treble if the lads and ladies can emerge victorious in the football in the coming weeks. The weather has been fantastic and finally we are getting something that resembles a summer and can leave the kayaks at home for a couple of days. Took a trip to Garretstown and it was rammed, i thought that maybe Susan Boyle had been spotted kite surfing in the nip, but no, it was the sunshine...give us a taste and we go MENTAL! It wasn't just us who were going bananas this weekend though, there seemed to be a full moon casting a dark shadow over some Movie, Sports, and Music personalities and the Werewolf was out in full furry splendour.

First up, Kanye West makes a cock out of himself but jumping up on stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for 'Best Female Video' at the MTV Awards. Beyonce looks mortified and certainly doesn't need that bell-end to stand up for her:



Next up is Emmanuel Adebayor offering some free face lift surgery to Robin Van Persie in the battle between Manchester City and Arsenal:


He also spotted his Mum in the crowd and decided to run the full length of the pitch to say hell after scoring a goal...only thing was she decided on sitting with the Arsenal fans...whoops:


Next up is Serena 'don't fuck with me' Williams. She lost it after getting a foot fault called in her semi-final at the US Open. Infact, i believe her exact words to the line judge were, "I'm gonna get this f*cking ball and shove it down your f*cking throat" I take it Serena has been attending the Roy Keane Etiquette Evening Class.


And finally, Colin 'Howya' Farrell went lost it with Paps at the preiere of his new movie. He screamed at a Photographer who told Col's lil sis to get out of his way. Fair play to Farrell though who erupted by grabbing yer man by the neck and, warning him, as his eyebrows went Bertie: "That's my sister you're yelling at. Don't ever speak to a woman like that"

NB. I was able to find the video. So here's a clip of col bolloxed alongside Keith Barry. Enjoy.

A little ditty for the weekend:



Some early prints for my Mum's new album:

DAVE MAC (DAVE BARRY) VERSUS ME (BILLY CONNOLLY) AT THE CROSS:



Did you notice how after i scored the Macman refused to be spun and got very serious indeed...i'd say there was some kinda betting ring going on!

..and this is the reason i was wearing wellies:



I'm very proud of my Van Halen inspired goal celebration:

IMPORTANT SWINE FLU WARNING

PORTUGAL ROAD TRIP

SOME PICS FROM CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE...ERM WELL THE ALGARVE


A real sun of a beach


Odeceixe. A gem for surfers and co. up the west coast


Cliffs of San Vicente. S.W. of Algarve and the furthest point west of Europe and jaysus the windiest feckin place i have ever been...well apart from growing up sharing a room with a brother who had a baked bean fetish :-(


More cliffs


Austin Powers was at the beach...


...as was Simon Cowell...


...oh and Jesus...."It was this big biy"


Sheena spots a beach


"I mangled me hand in a threshing machine, but saved me pint...Wahey!"


Baleeira beach methinks


Erm...


Took two hours to remove the glass


Some dudes dredging for salt...if you look closely you can make out Kerry Katona hovering in the background


Surf town called Sagres...very windy but superb water and beaches. Water looks like a painting...infact its a watercolour...erm ok sorry...i'll em get me coat...

WARNING...THIS VIDEO MAY INDUCE EAR BLEEDS

We played this for you on the show this morning. It's the reason why Eilish was a little hoarse (no, not a pony - her voice was missing) and with a little help from a secret camera we reveal why!

Here is RedFM News & Sport's rendition of Gina G's 'Ooh Ah Just a Little Bit', you know the the song by the Aussie bird who was in the Eurovision years ago and now shares a wheelie bin with Oscar the Grouch:

(Disclaimer: If you have any small animals or children in the vicinity the management refuses to be liable for any future mental episodes as a direct result of viewing this clip)




...my sources tell me there is a clip doing the rounds of a certain Ruari O Hagan and Colm O Sullivan from RedFM Sport performing a duet of Take That's 'Back For Good'. To quote a famous Daniel Day Lewis line from The Last of The Mohicans..."I will find you (video clip), I will find you"

While i hunt down that clip, here's what i imagine it will be like:

NEW MOBILE TOILET FOR LADIES...LOOKS LIKE A NOVELTY OVEN GLOVE

It's called The Ladybag



TUBRIDY IS BACK ON TV TONIGHT



The longest running talkshow in the world (47 years!...which is approximately the length of time it takes to receive tickets) The Late Late Show returns to our screens. This time it is presented by the smart sharply dressed but unfortunately overbearing eyebrow emaciated streaky rasher Ryan Tubridy. Apparently, they are wheeling out Brian Cowen (Hardy to Tubber's Laurel) Joan Collins (i thought she was dead?) and Sharon Corr (yawn), oh and Brian McFadden is supposedly "dramatically flying in" (what exactly does that mean will he be wearing a cape?) according to the Tabloids to fight for custody of his kids from ex-wife Kerry Katona, a woman who has been known to jump from a moving vehicle to pounce on the continuous white line on the road. Well, whatever the craic he will definitely be less wooden than The Plank and hopefully he will give it a good whack. One plus is that the original theme tune is coming back. I remember when i used to hear the first few notes which meant i could stay up late, there in me dressing gown ateing turf and watching the ol' man wind up the black and white telly..aaah them's were the days:

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Blarney was more like Baghdad on bomb day after i found this gruesome discovery in my driveway. I told you it was grim.

Oooh and in other unrelated but equally shocking developments that renowned Corkman Jonathan Rhys Meyers *cue lightning sound effects* has failed to turn up at his French Court appearance after he turned up Legless (geddit!?) ... f*ck me tough crowd... on an airplane a few months back...Jonathan Rhys Mangled

Here are some EXCLUSIVE clips of what happened:

REMAKE, REMAKE, REMAKE

They tried it with Knight Rider and with Val (i'm now far too bloated for representation of my physical form on TV) Kilmer as the voice of K.I.T.T. it was (is) for some reason they commissioned a second series, an unmitigated fecking disaster. It's on the Sci-fi channel or FX, somewhere in the bowels of Cable TV and is best avoided. Now, they are turning their eyes to Teenwolf that classic 80s movie about the hirsute, high school hero played by the legendary Michael J. Fox and is based i believe on the school years of Robin Williams. MTV said that they are now in the final stages of making a series based on the film:


Hollwood Actor Robin Williams


An Orangutan.