Well i finally bit the bullet and got the locks shorn...The afro was getting too high maintenance and it was time the family of sparrows who had adopted my thatch as their new home had left to make their own life...I knew the hair need shearing after I am convinced i heard some Romany gypsies setting up camp at the area just above my ears. Gotta say i feel naked without my curly wig but it is literally a weight off my shoulders!! Here are some before and after shots to give ye an idea...

This was taken yesterday in the Red studio before me haircut...

BEFORE


and this is the result...i think i look much more sophisticated in the second picture..."Oh ladies I say have you seen my pocket mouse???"

AFTER


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