JEAN CLAUDE VAN DON'T

The Muscles from Brussels is set to step back into the ring (no, he's not casting for Bilbo Baggins in the upcoming Hobbit...although that would be f*cking amazing)in a REAL fight against Kickboxing Champion 'Somluck Camsing.' JCVD says, "It's kind of dangerous, but life is short." EXACTLY. So don't get back in the ring at 50 ye LOONBALL. Apparently, he will be filming a reality show to coincide, now it makes sense. Here is some classic Van Damme, Kickboxer was one of my fave movies groweing up...any child of the 80s will appreciate this:



This...not so much :-S



And don't forget Channel 4 tonight. Final of Celebrity Big Brother...I hear there's gonna be a live execution....WAHEY!! Can't wait...