TOBEY, OR NOT TOBEY?

Read my latest movie feature. This week it's on the forthcoming Hobbit. Who will play Bilbo Baggins?

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LATEST ARANMAN IS OUT:

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DON'T

The Muscles from Brussels is set to step back into the ring (no, he's not casting for Bilbo Baggins in the upcoming Hobbit...although that would be f*cking amazing)in a REAL fight against Kickboxing Champion 'Somluck Camsing.' JCVD says, "It's kind of dangerous, but life is short." EXACTLY. So don't get back in the ring at 50 ye LOONBALL. Apparently, he will be filming a reality show to coincide, now it makes sense. Here is some classic Van Damme, Kickboxer was one of my fave movies groweing up...any child of the 80s will appreciate this:



This...not so much :-S



And don't forget Channel 4 tonight. Final of Celebrity Big Brother...I hear there's gonna be a live execution....WAHEY!! Can't wait...

APPLE'S NEW iPAD FOR LADIES!



IRELAND HAS IT'S FIRST EVER FEMALE BOBSLEIGH TEAM...THEY WILL MAKE HISTORY, BUT JUST MAKE SURE YOUR LYCRA IS MADE OF BETTER STUFF THAN THE UK TEAM LADIES!!

GREAT BALLS OF IRE!!!!!!!!

This guy's name is Dan Magress he has just set a new World Record for the longest keepy uppy with a football...travelling 36 miles around London. That's serious practice on your own with your balls.



Now, that might be skills..but as good as these ball skills:

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THE 100 CHEESIEST MOVIE QUOTES

Someone has obviously been spending time in prison otherwise they wouldn't have found the time to put this video together! 100 of the worst and stinkiest cheesey lines ever seen at the flicks...Everything from Showgirls to Titantic and pretty much anything which featured Arnold Schwarzenegger. Still can't beat the classic from Predator:

Poncho: "You're bleeding, man. You're hit."
Blain: "I ain't got time to bleed."

YEAH!!!!!!!

WARNING: Apart from a cheddar gorge full of cheese may contain some naughty words!

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CHECK THIS OUT! CONAN O'BRIEN'S LAST SHOW -

Don't give up the day job Will !! :-S

Conan Says Goodbye with Will Ferrell & Freebird - watch more funny videos

REPORTER GRABS THE GOLDENBALLS!

Here's what happened:

The presenter, host of a popular show called Le Iene (The Hyenas), pounced outside a posh Milan restaurant where Becks, 35, was being interviewed by a US television crew.

Moments before, she told viewers she was determined to find out if the impressive bulge in Beckham's ads for Emporio Armani underwear was the real deal.

She added: "His wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Goldenballs."

Then, beaming at the camera and flashing her gloves, Di Cioccio moved in to cup Becks's package.

The footballer, who is on loan at AC Milan, gave her a filthy look as he stumbled back in shock and was led away.

But she shouted at him: "I touched it but it's small. David, you have conned us all. What did you use, cotton wool? It's all a trick."

An insider said: "David was not at all pleased with this stunt. Luckily, security stepped in and stopped her having another go."

Reminds me of a story about two lod ladies who were flashed in the Super Valu near me. Unfortunately, one of them had a stroke...the other one couldn't get near it.

One would assume he would have better security around his trophy cabinet.

Sticking with the Soccer and nuts theme. Here is a picture of Ronaldo who MADE a BALLS of his Ferrari :-S


He was more than likely looking in the mirror at time of crash.

SOCCER STARS AND THEIR CARS...

Check out Allesandro Del Piero's ride...it's about 2m 30secs in...He truly is "Del Boy" ;-)

"Hey Edward, loike stop, collaborate and loike soooo listen"



And probably not quite as embarrasing as Jedward...but still a cheeky dose of arse:

"CAN I GET A MUSICAL ABOUT OBAMA RELEASED IN GERMANY??"

"YES WE CAN!!"



STILL FUNNY:

LADY BOVVERRED GETS THE BOOT

After receiving the highest percentage of any contestant/victim/failed z lister that has ever appeared on Celeb Big Brother, Lady Sovereign will return to "society" as the hugely popular and dominant force she has become in grime rap. As you can see from these clips she has already really endeared herself to a U.S. audience...You go Sov!!

Here's a wee clip of here as she opened for Gwen Stefani a concert to promote her in the States. Probably not a good time then to reveal that you are nearly "homeless", "America f*cks you up," and finally in a masterstroke of Public Relations, she did all this after keeping the crowd waiting for 90 minutes!

Warning contains naughty words..Oooh:



And after the success of her stint in the States she decides to take her skills Down Under, showing them the kind of spitting technique usually displayed in the wild by a nasty cobra with a bad hangover:



And finally, the extent of my coverage of the "Golden Globes":


Christina Hendricks, star of Mad Men shows off her double award.

Ronaldo may be the new body of Armani underwear but he wil never get away from the fact that he once slept with Gerry Ryan.


Apparently she just kept babbling about her vasectomy, refused to take a 10% cut on her fee, shouted about her ratings but then finally ate her words.

In other news - The A Team may be back in 2010 but this is the one i'm REALLY excited about:

2010 - Will it be The A Team or The Eh Team??!!!



I don't think it will be possible to top the originals, even with an Irish man playing Hannibal. And, for the life of me I have no idea how Pascal Sheehy was turned down for the role of Face...unbelievable. Just check him out...


"If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find HIM...maybe you can hire....ACTION PASCAL ...DE DE DE DE ...DE DE DE"

Original Intro...




Why didn't they just make a movie from this??:

Snow, Ice, Floods, Drought, Blackouts...i'm just waiting patiently for the plague of locusts... :-S

It's been a while since i did a Pic of the Week bit on this Blog. So, to celebrate Life and the fact that we are now over 200,000 on Blog hits...Thanks to you beautiful feckers!!

Here's a few photos I took yesterday when i couldn't even get out of my estate by car. I had to throw on my aftro-turf football boots..and i swear they did the job...great grip...but no regulation orange football in sight.


Blarney G.A.A. pitch with an eerie mist


My road to work. New competition..."Where's Roady?"


Iced tea anyone?


Entrance to Blarney Castle looking like a scene from a Horror movie...The Blarney Stone: One Kiss and you're Killed Or something like that. Terms & Conditions apply. You will not die if you kiss the stone...although you might get a little cold sore.

PLUS - The Latest Instalment of Aranman is out. This week features Joe Dolan, Cream cake grenade launchers, and the Irish Country Women's Association.

ARANMAN - YOUR FOOTBALLING PHILANTHROPIST


And, hic, erm...hic, er...check....hic. Arrggghhhhhhh...Now, that's better. Check this out on BBC tonight - 'The Man Who Couldn't Stop Hiccupping'

BRASS MONKEY WEEKEND!

RAP UP WELL...A BIT LIKE THIS GUY. THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EVERYTHING YOU WOULD BE GUARANTEED TO SEE ON AN GIVEN SATURDAY NIGHT ON PANA. CHECK IT OUT:



Make sure you also eat properly so here's some Mash...well a mash-up really of movies from 2009. See how many you can get. Answers on Monday... erm *coughs* if i watch it the whole way through...anywho ENJOY!

IT'S FECKING FFFF...FREEZING!!!!!!!!!!

BRRRRRRR!!!!!

Back from the Christmas break and the Brass monkey is taking a baiting. I hope you all had a brilliant and fattening Chrimbo, (that extra fat will come in essential in the Arctic conditions) loaded up on turkey, spiced beef, pudding and Roses...and maybe even some of those Danish Cookie biscuits given to you by a great Auntie, that were leftover from Xmas day! You know the ones...round tin..picture of a bridge on the front...normally found a year later hidden behind some VHS videos in the living room cupboard :-S

Anywho, i hope you had a good one and your wrapping up like an Eskimo. Cork has been like an ice rink lately. Texts have been going mental about the amount of cars skating on ice. Just check out this pic, Mike from Farranree sent in:

"Lads, just in the delivery van on MacCurtain St. and this fella slides past me down Patrick's Hill"





Not as bad as Paula, from Grange who witnessed this on the way to work:


"Outta de way LANGERRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!"

I told you this morning how a DJ in the UK was fired for cutting off the Queen's Speech on Christmas Day by saying, "Two words everyone ...BOR-ING." I think it's hilarious, but obviously his employers didn't get the joke. Read about it HERE
The same guy has an alter-ego called Ivan Brackenbury, a Hospital D.J. with the people skills of Stalin and the attitude of Alan Partridge. Here's a clip from his live show....SUPERB: