DIDDY JOINS THE MONKEYS?
Yes, i know. It's the greatest showbiz story of the last 400 years...P Diddy aka Cheese Puff aka Mouthy Nobchops with more Money than brains has declared that he is now officially a floursecent adolescent and "The newest member of Arctic Monkeys" and in the clip below he warns "If you f*ck with the Arctic Monkeys then you f*ck with P Diddy" *lifts handbag* ooohhhhhh. And, judging by Diddy's antics in this clip i bet he doesn't look good on the dancefloor and the people at the party should really have left before the lights came on. Ok, i'll stop now.


PAPPARAZZO GETS WOOD
No, it's not about a saucy long lens but the second greatest showbiz story ever. Woody Harrelson attacked a Pap outside an airport in L.A. at the weekend and this was his defence:
"‘I wrapped a movie called Zombieland, in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," he continued "‘With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie." Understandably. The only problem with attacking a pap is that they'll record everything...the feckers. Cheers Woody for standing up for A listers everywhere and watch out for the zombies...oooooohhhhh.