Just call him "Finaldo"...looks like he could have been trained by Big Phil Scale-ari...(ok i'll stop now)This is Comet the Goldfish playing football:
He also does the Slalom!!!:
And if you've been watching Celeb Big Brother...is it me or is the wee Verne Troyer a proper little perve...i bet he's been hiding in the bedroom drawers cracking one off...here he is displaying some quality pick-up techniques!!!