Ever had the feeling your arm belongs to someone else??? I think they call it "Phantom Hand Syndrome" or something along those lines. If you get lucky this weekend or indeed you are currently sharing your leaba with a loved one, this could be the best advice you're ever likely to get:




This is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. The Iriah accent can sometimes be hard to understand and we have som many variations it is amazing!! But, i don't think ANY accent comes close to inner city Glasgow for level of difficulty when ity comes to translation.

Check out this answer machine message left by a lady who is after her money, i think she is owed 50 quid...If anything is to be learned from this ...NEVER OWE A SCOT MONEY!!!!!!

WARNING - VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

"am a gonna a tear yooo anooo arsehule sun"