Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Barney Jones and his brother aka Master Jonba Hehol, and his brother Daniel Jones, 21, aka Morda Hehol, have formed the first Jedi 'church' - in Holyhead. Here they are pictured flashing their light-sabers to the congregation

You know how it is ye stumble out of bed the head is raging from your Saturday night fever antics and you have to get the outer galactic hover bus to Mass...Well fret no more because the local Jedi Church is no longer in a Galaxy Far Far Away!!! Infact its in Wales. This morning we had Barney Jones the founder of the first ever UK Jedi Church...By day he is a Hairdresser but at the weekend he becomes Master Jonba Hehol, a Jedi Minister. Maybe he just dons the brown robes and flashes his saber down the park but he is in good company, the "religion" was born as a result of a nationwide joke in the 2001 UK census when nearly 400,000 claimed their belief system was Jedi. It sounded like the Jedi lifestyle had taken it out of him as he was more like a Manic Depressive than a Jedi Master but that could also have been the time in the morning as we know Jedi's are a bunch of pissheads so he was probably on the tear with Joda at some underground joint the night before.

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