It's the weekend..... WAHEY!!!! *cue Homer dance* First week back is nailed and i hope to re-ignite the troubled relationship i have with my bed at the moment... she doesn't get to see me much these days and has demanded some changes or i will be going back to a single...(by the way - should objects be female or male???) I think by giving some feminine qualities to my bed then it's much nicer getting in!!! Well i'm gonna give her a good hard seeing too this weekend... sleeping that is...

Anyway, hope you have a good one and if you're looking to turn your frown upside down then you should check out JASON COUGHLAN down the COMEDY CLUB tomorrow night...He is a brilliant Stand-up and has been the M.C. down the ComClub for over a year...plus he revealed to us on the show this morning how he accidentally let one escape in a lap-dancer's face...anyone who is willing to divulge that kind of information on air gets my vote!!!!

HERE'S SOME VIDEOS AND ACTIVITIES THAT'LL STOP YOU TOUCHING YOURSELF...FOR AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES ANYWAY -

ACTIVITY FOR THE WEEKEND:

1. Get on the Internet..oh you're already here, Ok... Now what i want you to do is first enter your name into GOOGLE (or any other search engine of note!)

2. It has to be your FULL NAME or nickname i.e. LENNY which is what i chose obviously.
3. Then pick IMAGES and see what kind of weirdos have the same name as YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE'S MY SELECTION:


LENNY ABBEY - "An Amateur Astronaut" - more like SPACE CADET


Leonard "Lenny" Grzegowski He is a mechanic to find out more check - http://www.fairfieldtransmission.com/docs/staff.htm



Even on Computer Games




This is LENNY T from "LENNY T AND THE JETS"

And finally - This is a little crane called a "Lenny Mini" and it fits a wide selection of bases, pictured here mounted on the Super PeeWee® Dolly.

"This 'little' wonder can obtain a height of up to 28', while supporting payloads from 74 to 600 pounds" - http://www.chapman-leonard.com/products/arms-jibs/lenymini.html

Here's DAVID BECKHAM scoring his first goal for LA Galaxy against DC United on his debut...One of the most incredible overhead kicks i have ever seen.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, yeah you're right it was a Free Kick...