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Thursday, April 01, 2010

SOME FUNNY QUOTES THAT A MADE ME SMILE THIS WEEK:

"Vienna Boys’ Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals…Special Report from Roger Boyes, Berlin Correspondent of The Times" - Headline from the Times newspaper with the most inapropriately titled Journalist chosen to cover the story.


"I was very shocked considering the Africa shooting. His fashion choice is tasteless. It's inappropriate for him to promote guns as 'cool'."- Emmanuel Adebayor, shows why he has a very short memory after attending a 50 Cent gig in Manchester sporting a dark grey shirt with a white pistol across its front. Only a few months after witnessing a machine gun attack on his team bus at African Nations Cup. D’oh.

"You get to the point where you think, 'Okay, I look like a transvestite now" - Robert “I’m a laydee” Pattinson, on his overplucked brows and sparkled face in Twilight. Just be sure to watch your back, David Walliams is sure to pounce.

And my favourite quote of the week:

"I can’t bear to tell the director. I’m a producer; I’ve got a thick skin but, well, she’s a creative. We must have broke a new record for grosses." - Jana Edelbaum, producer of movie Motherhood starring Uma Thurman, which broke box office records with the lowest opening weekend for any movie in the UK. It made £9 on it’s debut Sunday. Meaning ONE person bothered to see it! Next time Uma, stick a yellow jumpsuit on. Or better still - paint yourself blue.