HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Any guesses what the movie Halloween and the Star Trek actor William Shatner have in common??

ANSWER BELOW!!!

In the meantime Jaysus will one of ye win the cash on THE WORD it's been resting in my account and i can only keep the authorities off my back for so long!!

"THE WORD"

We are heading for A GRAND!!!!!!!!!!
To win the cash just fill the blanks ..."Guess the first word win a third, guess the lot win the pot"

FILL THE BLANK IN THIS QUOTE:

“YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HOPE IN ________. AND YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HOPE IN ________."

HERE ARE SOME MORE OF THE INCORRECT GUESSES SO FAR:

1ST WORD - 2ND WORD

ACHIEVING DELIVERING
PERFORMANCE DREAMS
TRAINS STAMINA
ATTACK DEFENCE
COACH TACTICS
GAFFER SQUAD
TRAINING FACILITIES
FORWARDS LINE-OUTS
BECKS POSH
ME MY TEAM
THE WING YOURSELF
LADS TEAM
HORSE JOCKEY
LEAGUE CUP
FANS MANAGER
LIFE LOVE

CALL 1890 773336 when you get the cue to call just after 8am...


ANSWER TO MY HALLOWEEN TRIVIA TEASER:

Due to its shoestring budget, the prop department for Halloween (1978) had to use the cheapest mask that they could find in the costume store: a William Shatner mask, from The Devil's Rain (1975). They later spray-painted the face white, teased out the hair, and reshaped the eyeholes!!

ITS THE WWWWEEEEEEKKKKK
KKKKEEEEEEENNNNDDDDDDDDDD

Hope ye have a crackin Bank Holiday Weekend and if you are sticking around the city enjoy the Jazz and don't forget your beret and black polar neck which is essential for any serious chin strokers.

Here's a little bit of music to Swing you into the Weekend. It's from Richard Cheese and The Lounge Against the Machine with their version of Snoop Dogg's - "Gin & Juice"...We played a little for ye this morning but this is the video in FULL...As i'm sure you'll agree it is CLASS!!

"THE WORD"

Nearly 900 quid to give away just fill the blanks win the cash..."Guess the first word win a third, guess the lot win the pot"

€880 NOW UP FOR GRABS!!!!
FILL THE BLANK IN THIS QUOTE:

“YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HOPE IN ________. AND YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HOPE IN ________."

HERE ARE SOME MORE OF THE INCORRECT GUESSES SO FAR:

1ST WORD - 2ND WORD

COACH SQUAD
COUNTRY CAPTAIN
CAPTAIN MANAGER
FAN GAA
GAME SPORT
FUTURE YET TO COME?????
BOYS NIGHT
IRELAND IRISH PEOPLE
ME THE SQUAD
YOURSELF PLAYERS
KEANE SUNDERLAND
PLAY PLAYERS
STAN IRELAND
REF TOUCH-JUDGES
RUGBY US

REMEMBER

CLUE 1. SPORTS RELATED.
CLUE 2. LEGEND.

THIS MORNING WE HAD JOHNATHAN PHELPS FROM THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH BASED IN TOPEKA KANSAS AND A HATE-FILLED TWISTED BUNCH OF F*CKERS WHO RECENTLY SET UP GODHATESIRELAND.COM - AND OFFICIALLY KNOWN AS "AMERICA'S MOST HATED FAMILY" WE ARRANGED AN INTERVIEW UNDER THE GUISE OF A MORNING TALK SHOW AND DECIDED TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF HIM... IF YOU MISSED IT CHECK IT OUT ON THE SHOW TOMORROW.

SCROLL DOWN FOR FURTHER INFO ON "AMERICA'S MOST HATED FAMILY" FROM ONE OF MY PREVIOUS ENTRIES...

Well we didn't get Brekkie but still won 3 P.P.I. NATIONAL RADIO AWARDS...Well Done especially to my partner in crime KC who has been nominated before but finally took a well deserved FIRST PRIZE this time around. Here are our winning sections: Music Broadcaster of the Year Name Radio Station KC Cork’s Red FM 104-106 New Irish Music/Musical Talent Programme

Programme Title Radio Station Transmission – Green – on Red - Slayer Cork’s Red FM 104-106

GENERAL PROGRAMMING AWARDS

D1: Community/Social Action

Title Radio Station Brake the Cycle Cork’s Red FM104-106

Unfortunatley my feckin digital camera decided to act the goat and i couldn't get it working...Thankfully i had my disposable at hand which i will probably get developed sometime close to 2018 so i will get one of my kids to scan the photos in for ye...In the meantime check out this pic i found of GERRY RYAN waking up after he had a party in his room...I think he was accuse of eating all the guests...



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Sir Henry’s (Ireland) 2007 Directed by Keith O’Shea

New York had the Paradise Garage, Manchester had the Hacienda and when house music finally arrived on Irish shores, it found a home at Sir Henry’s in Cork. At its peak Sir Henry’s was one of the premier nightclubs on the dance music scene, its sweat drenched walls playing host to some of the greatest DJ’s and club nights in Europe. Its demise and subsequent demolition brought many a tear to people in Cork. Through the eyes of those that played and witnessed the club at its zenith including Sweat Club Founders Greg and Shane, Stevie G, Jim X Comet, Sam O’Neill, Mucca, Ronan C, Colm Moore, Mike Pickering, Graeme Park and Kerri Chandler, the film relives Sir Henry’s at its heyday.

Got my Tuxedo yesterday for the P.P.I. NATIONAL RADIO AWARDS tomorrow night...REDFM has 8 nominations and the ROOSTER is up for BEST BREAKFAST SHOW alongside the likes of Ian Dempsey and 2FM...Fingers crossed...felt like I was getting my Communion again I am not a fan of suits and never feel comfortable!!! Here I am in me TUX...

"THE WORD"

Nearly 800 quid to give away just fill the blanks win the cash..."Guess the first word win a third, guess the lot win the pot"

€780 NOW UP FOR GRABS!!!!
FILL THE BLANK IN THIS QUOTE:

“YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HOPE IN ________. AND YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HOPE IN ________."

HERE ARE SOME OF THE INCORRECT GUESSES SO FAR:

1. STAUNTON 2. IRELAND
1. MANAGER 2. MANAGER
1. RUGBY 2. IRELAND
1. MANAGER 2. SQUAD
1. COACH 2. TEAM
1. MANAGER 2. TEAM
1. MAN 2. MANKIND
1. SPORT 2. FOOTBALL
1. PEOPLE 2. ME
1. LIFE 2. LOVE
1. YOURSELF 2. OTHERS
1. LOVE 2. MARRIAGE
1. LOVE 2. MANKIND
1. SOUL 2. HEART

CALL 1890 773336 when you get the cue to call...

p.s. I was looking for a picture of cash and found this... CLASS!!!!

We told you about this bunch of loopers this morning called the Westboro Baptist Church...They have previously brought you such endearing websites as godhatesfags.com, godhatessweden.com and now they have decided to turn their poisoned eye on our fair isle with...wait for it...GODHATESIRELAND.COM... Oh, yes... according to this group of twisted media loving freaks we are a bunch of "sodomites" and "Ireland is in so much trouble for their outrageous sins and lies. They are beyond salvation because they refuse to repent"...Now I know Steve Staunton is being allowed to fulfil his contract but that's a bit strong!!

I have emailed them an INTERVIEW Request so we'll see if they reply...

Keith Allen versus Westboro Baptist Church...Does Preacher Phelps..the head of this so called Church hate gays because he may be one himself....ummmm

FOX News Anchor Louisa Banderas has on-air verbal battle with one of the Cult Leader's Daughters Shirley Phelps...Imagine Ann Doyle going ballistic like this!!!

Here's an excellent wind-up from some Aussie lads who got down to one of the Church's pickets and met the leader..."Are you flirting with me????!!!!"

We had Chris Pontius aka "Part Boy" from JACKASS and WILDBOYZ on the show this morning...He's a sound guy with a filthy addiction to unwashed thongs and his band SCREAM FOR ME are playing in Cypress Avenue on Saturday night

Check out his Myspace -

www.myspace.com/chrispontiusthebarbarian

Chris in his familiar role as Party Boy - Here's a Best of Compilation...Class!!!!



And here is the man himself on Cribs...Nice place!!!



Plus we were talking about the first pair of wicked runners/trainers you ever got...Remember these bad boys -
NIKE AIR 180

REEBOK PUMPS - IN A WORD...HILARIOUS


I was looking for a pair of Kangaroos and found this... Much funnier

Nearly forgot about this...AMY WINEHOUSE on the FAST SHOW!!! She's only a wee nipper with no tattoos, no slashes on her wrists and no dumb Husband but probably a lot more sense...

Today we had the Unofficial Red Rooster - "Top Ten Worst Sports Star Singles" There was many criminal records to choose from including Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne's foray into early 90's dance with "Fog on the Tyne" and his even more disturbing follow up "Geordie Boys" the video of which can be seen below (strange Hoff-like homo-erotic poses so beware and please make sure you are not operating heavy machinery!!) I also had to omit Ossie’s Dream (Spurs Are On Their Way To Wembley) The Tottenham Hotspur 1981 FA Cup song which included the immortal line - "Ossie's Going To Wembley, His knees have all gone trembly"... The criteria for my choices was strict ... 1. It had to be Shite and 2. The Sports Star had to do the vocals...

There was many to choose from but here is my final TOP TEN:

10. John Barnes rapping on England New Order Song.
World in Motion was the official song for England in the 1990 World Cup and their first number 1.

9. Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle – “Diamond Lights”
This Industrial electro pop anthem was written by Bob Puzey, the genius behind Russ Abbott's pop career. This single charted at No. 12 in 1987.

8. Irish Team featuring Westlife & Dustin – “Here Come The Good Times” World Cup 2002 Song…This song spent 6 weeks in the charts.

7. Oscar De La Hoya – “Mi Amor”
Former Middleweight Boxing Champion Oscar De La Hoya's 2000 self-titled CD was actually nominated for a Grammy. But listen and try not to laugh. And while you're listening, keep in mind, this guy kicks the shit out of people for a living.

6. Kobe Bryant featuring Tyra Banks - K. O. B. E.
Los Angeles Lakers star attempt at Rap the album never materialized.

5. Snooker Loopy written by Chas & Dave and featuring Dennis Taylor, Steve Davis, Willie Thorne and Terry Griffiths. Released in 1986 this got to number six in the UK charts.

4. Remember Puff Daddy released his tribute to Notorious B.I.G.
Macho Man Randy Savage tried to do the same – “My Perfect Friend” written as a tribute to Curt Hennig otherwise known as Mr. Perfect 2003.
His album Be A Man was met with scathing reviews; according to a review by Dan Aquilante of the New York Post, his album "defies the laws of physics by blowing and sucking at the same time." Another critic described the vocals as sounding like "Nick Nolte after a whiskey and sandpaper binge."

3. John Aldridge – “Lily The Pink”
The ex-Liverpool & Republic of Ireland striker won Charity You’re A Star and then released this is aid of Temple street Children’s Charity.

2. Muhammad Ali - Ali and His Gang vs. Mr. Tooth Decay
Start with Muhammad Ali spending 40 minutes discussing tooth decay. Add appearances by celebrity guest stars like Frank Sinatra and Richie Havens, a bunch of kids, and some truly wooden dialog straight out of a dental textbook. Throw in a song that doesn't make any sense. And if that isn't enough for you, top it off with narration by Howard Cosell.

And finally

1. The Anfield Rap - 1988 FA Cup finalists Liverpool. The song was Craig Johnston's idea, not John Barnes' as many might think. At this time there were only two scousers in the first team(John Aldridge and Steve McMahon), and the theme of the song evolves around their teammates strange accents.
This song made it to #3 on the charts in England


Gazza - Geordie Boys INCREDIBLE


Hoddle & Waddle Diamond Lights (Crocket & Tubbs eat your heart out!)


Macho Man Randy Savages Tribute to Mr. Perfect

And for this Criminal Record Aldo and the boys should be locked up For LIFE!!!!!!

I'm sure I can see Steve Staunton looking sheepish in the background...if only he decided to take a career in rap instead...

Here's Antonio Banderas playing a horny Latino BEE!!!!



Elijah Wood appears in a Flashback from Nam...(or a kids show called "Yo Gabba Gabba!!")



The mercurial James Earl Jones a.k.a. Darth Vader on Sesame Street...If i was a child i would listen!!



Here's a BRILLIANT clip i found on Myspace...OFFICE BOREDOM PART 2 (GENIUS!!!)

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The boys from Aslan called in today and gave us a banging acoustic rendition of upcoming single "Jealous Little Thing" from their brand new album For Some Strange Reason...It's in the shops tomorrow so check it out!! The boys are an institution at his stage on the Irish music scene and although they have had many trials to overcome are celebrating their 25th anniversary this year... Apologies for quality of pics as the camera on me phone is fairly shite!!

Go to http://www.aslan.ie/ for all tour dates and info etc...


Christy giving it loads...



Joe on the left with Geetar and backing vocals...

Here's Chloe the newest member of the Rooster team!!!


Chloe, The Tall Guy and meself...say cheese

Trailer for "BLACK SHEEP"

Its a Kiwi made movie out very soon and made by the same crowd that did the effects on Lord Of The Rings..WETA and made in a similar style to Peter Jackson's early films such as Bad Taste and Braindead....GENIUS!!!



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sheep_%282007_film%29

Two buses had a wee crash this morning….






…take a closer look at who may have caused it!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCARY STUFF!!!!!

Thanks to John Slattery for the pics he sent in this morning...On the ball John. Well Done!!

Ok...Contender for the GREATEST ADVERT EVER MADE...



BOREDOM IS A DISEASE!!

"Is that somebody you met in Prison"!!!!!

This is the full unedited version of the CRINGE INDUCING BRILLIANT interview with David Letterman and Paris Jailbird Hilton...Stay to the end

If you thought an extreme sport was bowling into the centre of Killarney screaming "The Gooch is Shite" wearing nothing but a chicken-head thong and a Jackie Healy-Rae mask then you need to meet these boys...

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid271548172/bctid1203074346

And if that wasn't scary enough for ye how about Darth Vader doing the blues..."Can you feel the force...YEEEEEHHAAAAAAA"