BRIDIE-MARY CALLS
THE COFFIN CALL –
Bridie-Mary prices a Coffin for hubby Tom even though he’s not dead!
COSMETIC SURGERY CALL
Bridie wants a Boob Job!
THE BLOOD BANK
B.M. wants to know if she can get her blood back!
THE RAMPANT RABBIT
Trouble with an Adult Toy…Tom thought it was for the pet dog!!
BAD ELMO
Bridie has a complaint about her Elmo toy. ”My name’s Elmo go f*ck yourself!”
GANJA CALL
Bridie calls a herbal shop to enquire about that “wacky baccy stuff”
TALENT SHOW
Can Bridie’s guitar skills impress the Judge of the Over 60s Competition?
PARROT CALL
A new pet causes problems
FLOWER SHOP
Bridie orders some flowers with a very unusual greeting card!
BRENDAN KILKENNY CALL
The ‘You’re A Star’ header gets a call about his new song
THE KUNG-FU MARY CALL
Bridie calls a Karate club in
MALE ESCORT
“No more lonely nights” – Bridie needs a new motor not the Ford kind!!
21 DEMANDS
Bridie winds up the Manager of the You’re A Star finalists
PAT THE FAKER WIND-UPS
THE CAR EXPLOSION
Pat calls up about a problem with his new car…he’s convinced he can smell petrol!
PAT WRITES SOME RADIO JINGLES
Pat tries to sell some radio songs – “They’re taishty, taishty eat dem in a bowl”
PAT’S CASINO CALL
Pat calls the biggest Casino in
MONKEY IN THE POST
Pat ordered a Monkey wrench but got a monkey – what a tool!
GERRY
GERRY & IAN RELEASE AN ALBUM
With classic hits like – “Sinn Fein in the Membrane” and “Let’s get Provisional”
IAN CALLS IBROX FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
Where else would big lips have his party
IAN CALLS LOCAL COUNCILLOR
Ian wants to know why he can’t have a street named after him
ASHLEY FROM
ASHLEY BOOKS A ROOM
The Corrie Crew are heading to
CHIP VAN CALL
Ashley wants to start a roadside café!
ASHLEY GETS ON LOCAL RADIO
Actor Steven Arnold better known as Ashley Peacock gets a REAL interview with a local radio station up the country to promote his move into Gangster Rap!
TOWN SONGS
KINSALE IN THE MEMBRANE
BOOM BOOM, SHAKE SHAKE MACROOM
MALLOWFORNIA LOVE
BANTRY SONG
CHARLEVILLE SONG
OTHER PHONE PRANKS & COMEDY SONGS
THE ANGRY SCOTTISH PIZZAMAN
Absolute Classic!! “It says here you do Liver!!”
Irishman tries to get Visa for
WALLY THE GAS MAN – “Whatever you do don’t light the….”
LARRY GOGAN CALL – Larry applies for a job at his local Chinese take-away
THE SWAN WAN – This bird gets roasted!
GOLD DIGGER EXPERIMENT – Caller gets caught out!!
JUDGE JUDY IN CORK – Exclusive footage of Judds in
ALARM CLOCK FART CALL – A wake-up service you wont want
THE ASDA CALL – One of the cleverest wind-ups around
GUIDO CALLS – Choose any of the Aussie’s wind-ups
THE SLUT CALL – What will this caller do for a job?!
“I’M A FELLA” – SHIRLEY TEMPLE BAR -Shirley with her rendition of Rhianna’s super hit - Umbrella
THE MAN SONG - A celebration of all things for the hairy ones.
THE WOMAN SONG - A celebration of all things for the Laydeeez…
SHOOTING GEAR – They sell Gear…just not that kind!
CASTLEBAR GARDA CALL – “There must be a Meteor on the line”
THE RUBBER BANDITS BANK BALLOON CALL
STEWIE FROM FAMILY GUY – Stewie books a room in a hotel!
STAR WARS – Obi-Wan calls the Hilton in
GLENDA GILSON’S EYEBROWS DO KARAOKE
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