This man is gonna be playing the Marquee tonight...the rumours are that Foster and Allen are going to be doing the warm-up but at the time of writing this hasn't been confirmed

ROLL UP!!! ROLL UP!!! ON THE SHOW THIS MORNING:

THE FASTEST TALKER IN THE WORLD!!! It is incredible to watch how intense this guy is reciting an average of about 4.5 words per second!!... Although how useful that would be as a talent is wide open to debate... A few people this morning suggested that he get work as an Auctioneer! Horse Racing Commentator or even down on the Cattle Market as an Announcer... Brilliant! I will pass all of these ideas on to Ryan Reeder the Mormon chap from Utah who professes to be the fastest talker in the world...personally i think he needs to stop spending all his money on blow-up dolls and get himself a lady

CHECK BELOW UNDER THE PHOTO OF THE COAST OF CORK!!

Also doing the rounds at the moment (cue nervous Homer dance uuuummmm) CANT WAIT FOR THIS - Here is another sneaky peek at thie SUMMERS GREATEST EVENT - THE SIMPSON'S MOVIE opening on 27.07.2007. Remember that date because if there ever was a more apt day for Jesus to fulfill his promise of a SECOND COMING then that is it!