KC A.K.A "WRINKLES" ON THE M.I.C.!


FREAKY CLOWN


ITS A TRACTOR - WITH A FACE!!


CAROLINE'S TOY COLLECTION - LOOKS LIKE A POLICE LINE-UP


ME TRYIN' TO GET A DATE WITH 'RAINBOW BRIGHT'


I WAS VERY EXCITED ABOUT MEETING THE TAOISEACH

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BRIDIE-MARY CALLS

THE COFFIN CALL –

Bridie-Mary prices a Coffin for hubby Tom even though he’s not dead!

COSMETIC SURGERY CALL

Bridie wants a Boob Job!

THE BLOOD BANK

B.M. wants to know if she can get her blood back!

THE RAMPANT RABBIT

Trouble with an Adult Toy…Tom thought it was for the pet dog!!

BAD ELMO

Bridie has a complaint about her Elmo toy. ”My name’s Elmo go f*ck yourself!”

GANJA CALL

Bridie calls a herbal shop to enquire about that “wacky baccy stuff”

TALENT SHOW

Can Bridie’s guitar skills impress the Judge of the Over 60s Competition?

PARROT CALL

A new pet causes problems

FLOWER SHOP

Bridie orders some flowers with a very unusual greeting card!

BRENDAN KILKENNY CALL

The ‘You’re A Star’ header gets a call about his new song

THE KUNG-FU MARY CALL

Bridie calls a Karate club in Glasgow!

MALE ESCORT

“No more lonely nights” – Bridie needs a new motor not the Ford kind!!

21 DEMANDS

Bridie winds up the Manager of the You’re A Star finalists

PAT THE FAKER WIND-UPS

THE CAR EXPLOSION

Pat calls up about a problem with his new car…he’s convinced he can smell petrol!

PAT WRITES SOME RADIO JINGLES

Pat tries to sell some radio songs – “They’re taishty, taishty eat dem in a bowl”

PAT’S CASINO CALL

Pat calls the biggest Casino in Las Vegas. He wants to report lost money!

MONKEY IN THE POST

Pat ordered a Monkey wrench but got a monkey – what a tool!

GERRY ADAMS AND IAN PAISLEY SKETCHES

GERRY & IAN RELEASE AN ALBUM

With classic hits like – “Sinn Fein in the Membrane” and “Let’s get Provisional”

IAN CALLS IBROX FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

Where else would big lips have his party

IAN CALLS LOCAL COUNCILLOR

Ian wants to know why he can’t have a street named after him

ASHLEY FROM CORONATION STREET

ASHLEY BOOKS A ROOM

The Corrie Crew are heading to Ireland and need a place to stay

CHIP VAN CALL

Ashley wants to start a roadside café!

ASHLEY GETS ON LOCAL RADIO

Actor Steven Arnold better known as Ashley Peacock gets a REAL interview with a local radio station up the country to promote his move into Gangster Rap!

TOWN SONGS

KINSALE IN THE MEMBRANE

BOOM BOOM, SHAKE SHAKE MACROOM

MALLOWFORNIA LOVE

BANTRY SONG

CHARLEVILLE SONG

OTHER PHONE PRANKS & COMEDY SONGS

THE ANGRY SCOTTISH PIZZAMAN

Absolute Classic!! “It says here you do Liver!!”

IRELAND VERSUS INDIA WIND-UP-

Irishman tries to get Visa for USA and losses the head!!

WALLY THE GAS MAN – “Whatever you do don’t light the….”

DEEP SEA DIVER WIND-UP – This guy gets a call from the Marine Dept!

LARRY GOGAN CALL – Larry applies for a job at his local Chinese take-away

THE SWAN WAN – This bird gets roasted!

GOLD DIGGER EXPERIMENT – Caller gets caught out!!

JUDGE JUDY IN CORK – Exclusive footage of Judds in Cork!

ALARM CLOCK FART CALL – A wake-up service you wont want

THE ASDA CALL – One of the cleverest wind-ups around

GUIDO CALLS – Choose any of the Aussie’s wind-ups

THE SLUT CALL – What will this caller do for a job?!

“I’M A FELLA” – SHIRLEY TEMPLE BAR -Shirley with her rendition of Rhianna’s super hit - Umbrella

THE MAN SONG - A celebration of all things for the hairy ones.

THE WOMAN SONG - A celebration of all things for the Laydeeez…

SHOOTING GEAR – They sell Gear…just not that kind!

CASTLEBAR GARDA CALL – “There must be a Meteor on the line”

THE RUBBER BANDITS BANK BALLOON CALL

STEWIE FROM FAMILY GUY – Stewie books a room in a hotel!

STAR WARS – Obi-Wan calls the Hilton in New York

GLENDA GILSON’S EYEBROWS DO KARAOKE

PHEW!! WELL THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH THERE TO KEEP YE GOING...

Take care and we will see y'all again in two weeks...SALUTE TO THE SUN!!!

Just before i head off to sleep for a fortnight...here's brilliant advert i found for a bakery in New Zealand...Gingerbread Men doing the Haka...well it scared the shit outta me!!!!

And before you lose all hope in this weather please remember one thing...there's always The HOFF...

Well i'm back and feeling much better... I was pretty ill last week but not as ill as this picture of Mr.T as President...

"I ain't invading no Iraq for Oil FOOL"

The latest viral video sensation is shot in the prison yard of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Centre in the Philippines, showing several large-scale dance routines with impressive choreography. It's called "Dance Therapy" and helps to rehabilitate the prisoners through physical exercise and a mental focal point in learning the routine... Just imagine 'Portlaoise Prison does Grease' or 'Mountjoy Riverdance'...ya never know!!!

This video features around 1500 prisoners acting out the trademark zombie routine from Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ music video clip. The clips have had over 600,000 hits so far.

The amazing thing is this was only a practice run. I'm presuming that BIG KEV drew the short straw and ended up playing the only chick in the routine...More Ladyboy than Lag...

Possibly the greatest clip I have seen in years... SCOTTISH SEAGULL IN SMASH AND GRAB This winged wonder decided to help himself to a pack of Cheesy Puffs then proceeds to leg it ... He doesn't even FLY out!!! Cocky as F*ck he heads outside and shares the loot with the rest of the lads in the gang.... CLASS ... All he's missing is a load of gold chains, baseball hat and dodgy shellsuit..."Yu callin me a Cheesy Puff, i'll bust ya heed ba"

Snack Attack: Bandit bird steals from store

And finally, as if i don't provide ye with enough golden entertainment check out this A Cappella version of Dexy's Midnight Runner's classic - 'Come On Eileen'... Sound could be much better but they're students so we'll leave them off!!

27.07.07 is the only date that you require this year... The Simpsons finally hits the big screen and we had some tickets for the preview next Thursday to give away on the show...In order to win the tickets you had to text in who in the cartoon you/friend/neighbour etc. most resembled. We had a ton of responses so first of all thanks for all the brilliant texts ... We will be giving more Simpsons stuff next week so keep listening...

Someone suggested that i looked like Moe the Barman and i was highly insulted...


especially considering that i am the bulb off Mo from The Three Stooges (below)

Here's an absolutely class advert i found for a bank...Brilliant

Whats happening peeps?

Have a brilliant weekend ... I will be mainly sleeping and catching up on the irregular patterns of nonsense snoozing i get during the working week... Unfortunately the Sun in this country is suffering from some kind of serious multiple personality disorder and is refusing to take the required medication... Alas, it is lucky we are not sponge people as when it rains we would expand and break and nobody wants a messy sponge.

Before i go please take the time out to check this video out... I am convinced that it is early footage of KC when he used to be in a community dance troupe in Castlebar but I have to thank Leonard for sending this to me either way...

Just check out how he uses that table....

GIANT SQUIRREL CAPTURED IN BANDON!!

High Heels for the Irish Summer!!

Have you ever had to attend Equality Training at your own Workplace?

Tomorrow is the last Day to enter our Competition to WIN A €2,500 HOLIDAY VOUCHER. It is an incredible prize and could take you and your family anywhere in the world. Get your thinking caps on in the morning and play the memory game after 8 o' clock...

Before you go please spend a moment and say a quick prayer at the alter of Lionel Messi...this must be one of the most sublime goals i have ever seen... Pure Class


Argentina v Mexico in the Semi-Final of the Copa-America

BRUCE OWEEEE!!!! Story of the Day: Just make sure that you are sitting comfortably especially if you're male... Iron Crotch Kung Fu! A new martial arts video in China reportedly teaches men how to make their crotch as hard as iron. In the video, a monk named Shi Yanwu demonstrates Tiedang Gong - or 'Iron Crotch Kung Fu' - by having another monk kick him in the privates. He is also shown with another monk hanging by a rope from his penis, and using his penis to pull a heavy stone roller. The video claims that by practicing the martial art, "a man can not only protect himself better, but also improve his sexual agility and potency." The monk claims he learnt the technique at Shaolin temple, the Mecca of Kung Fu, but now is the last monk with this ability, reports Xinmin Net. While denying any connection to the monk, the temple confirmed the existence of Tiedang Gong but insisted it was "to do with health not sex". If that wasn't enough to send you over the edge the CHECK THIS OUT!!!! I was looking for a picture of a painful face and ended up with this gem!!!!!!

JUDGE JUDY CORK STYLE"Don't mess with me Langball"

This morning we had 'Judge Judy Cork Style' on the show..Yes it was exclusive footage from the only episode of the show actually filmed at the Courthouse on Washington Street... If you missed it then check out the Best Of The Rooster on tomorrow morning from 10 am. Dont forget aswell that REDFM are going to be bringing you all the action EXCLUSIVELY from all the Live Earth concert action from around the world... Myself and KC will be on between 4 - 6 pm tomorrow for LIVE EARTH so check it out...it'll be hilarious... i think

Well done to all our Die Hard 4.0 winners this morning, those vests are perfect for any formal occasion! I think i might take a trip down to the flicks this afternoon and catch it... i certainly won't be sunbathing out the back unless i want to lose a layer of skin in this f*ckin wind!!!

If you've not seen this yet its hilarious - JUGGS JUDY

"The cases are real, the people are real, the breasts are fake"


HERE'S MY SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND - THE GENIUS THAT IS WILL FERRELL AND HIS FOLLOW UP TO 'THE LANDLORD'
It's called 'GOOD COP, BAD BABY'
ENJOY!!!

This man is gonna be playing the Marquee tonight...the rumours are that Foster and Allen are going to be doing the warm-up but at the time of writing this hasn't been confirmed

ROLL UP!!! ROLL UP!!! ON THE SHOW THIS MORNING:

THE FASTEST TALKER IN THE WORLD!!! It is incredible to watch how intense this guy is reciting an average of about 4.5 words per second!!... Although how useful that would be as a talent is wide open to debate... A few people this morning suggested that he get work as an Auctioneer! Horse Racing Commentator or even down on the Cattle Market as an Announcer... Brilliant! I will pass all of these ideas on to Ryan Reeder the Mormon chap from Utah who professes to be the fastest talker in the world...personally i think he needs to stop spending all his money on blow-up dolls and get himself a lady

CHECK BELOW UNDER THE PHOTO OF THE COAST OF CORK!!

Also doing the rounds at the moment (cue nervous Homer dance uuuummmm) CANT WAIT FOR THIS - Here is another sneaky peek at thie SUMMERS GREATEST EVENT - THE SIMPSON'S MOVIE opening on 27.07.2007. Remember that date because if there ever was a more apt day for Jesus to fulfill his promise of a SECOND COMING then that is it!

JUST IN - EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OF CORK COASTLINE

Can this be the FASTEST TALKING MAN IN THE WORLD or is he just talking complete sh*te?

YOU DECIDE

THIS IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF WHAT HE SAYS IN UNDER TWO MINUTES - (TRY READING IT THAT FAST - IMPOSSIBLE. BUT WHEN IS HE EVER GONNA USE THIS? THE GUY WHO DOES THE STATEMENT AT THE END OF RADIO ADVERTS!!!!)

How many things can a man say in 2:00 minutes?
This is what he says:
Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua, Judges, Ruth, Samuel, Samuel, Kings, Kings, Chronicles, Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther, Job, Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habbakuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, First, Second Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Phillipians, Colossians, First, Second Thessalonians, Timothy, Timothy, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, James, Peter, Peter, John, John, John, Jude, Revelation, First, Second Nephi, Jacob, Enos, Jarom, Omni, Words of Mormon, Mosiah, Alma, Helaman, Third, Fourth Nephi, Mormon, Ether, Moroni, Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A, George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, James K. Polk, Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Chester A. Arthur, Grover Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison, Grover Cleveland, William McKinley, Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, Woodrow Wilson, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert C. Hoover, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Harry S Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard M. Nixon, Gerald R. Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, "Wings," "The Broadway Melody," "All Quiet on the Western Front," "Cimarron," "Grand Hotel," "Cavalcade," "It Happened One Night," "Mutiny on the Bounty," "The Great Ziegfeld," "The Life of Emile Zola," "You Can't Take it With You," "Gone With the Wind," "Rebecca," "How Green Was My Valley," "Mrs. Miniver," "Casablanca," "Going My Way," "The Lost Weekend," "The Best Years of Our Lives," "Gentleman's Agreement," "Hamlet," "All the King's Men," "All About Eve," "An American in Paris," "The Greatest Show on Earth," "From Here to Eternity," "On the Waterfront," "Marty," "Around the World in Eighty Days," "The Bridge on the River Kwai," "Gigi," "Ben-Hur," "The Apartment," "West Side Story," "Lawrence of Arabia," "Tom Jones," "My Fair Lady," "The Sound of Music," "A Man for All Seasons," "In the Heat of the Night," "Oliver," "Midnight Cowboy," "Patton," "The French Connection," "The Godfather," "The Sting," "The Godfather Part II," "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," "Rocky," "Annie Hall," "The Deer Hunter," "Kramer vs. Kramer," "Ordinary People," "Chariots of Fire," "Gandhi," "Terms of Endearment," "Amadeus," "Out of Africa," "Platoon," "The Last Emperor," "Rain Man," "Driving Miss Daisy," "Dances with Wolves," "The Silence of the Lambs," "Unforgiven," "Schindler's List," "Forrest Gump," "Braveheart," "The English Patient," "Titanic," "Shakespeare in Love," "American Beauty," "Gladiator," "A Beautiful Mind," "Chicago," "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King," "Million Dollar Baby," "Crash."
And in 2007, "The Departed" Won

Well HAPPY MONDAY!!!

Feelin a little on the slow side today so please bear with me! Went to seen Duran Duran on Friday and was pleasantly surprised how many of the songs i actually knew. It was bizarre as i have been to so many functions where they are a staple diet on an eighties soundtrack! Le Bon still has an incredible voice but it felt like i was at someone's wedding and they had hired Duran Duran as the band... kinda surreal.

But nowhere near as bizarre as this video i found of a children's TV Show in Palestine on Political/Terrorist/ Militant organisation - 'Hamas TV'. A seriously troubled region politically and it will continue if this is what the kids are being subjected to. Its essentially Barney for Suicide Bombers...the end is probably the most disturbing video i've seen in a long-time...especially the production values...think RTE and The Morbegs...oooooohhhhhh i need a shower

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A Spanish hotel chain is running a competition for stressed executives to let off steam in a fashion usually reserved for rock stars -- by smashing hotel rooms.

NH Hoteles will allow 30 people chosen by a team of psychologists to help demolish the interior of the 11-year old NH Alcala hotel in central Madrid as part of its refurbishment, it said.The chosen 30, armed with mallet and hard hat, can destroy any part of the 146-room building, NH said, from bringing down walls to smashing windows.The demolition will take place on July 3.