HAPPY MONDAY. HOPE YER WELL... JAYSUS YOUR LOOKING F*CKING AMAZING FOR A MONDAY.

I dont want to embarrass you but i gotta say that the Red Rooster has some of the most fecking gorgeous listeners in radio land... Anyway now that the brown-nosing and point scoring is over

This guy here reckons he can light fires with his fingers after and unfortunate experience with a Television while he was repairing it. Apologies for the Twat doing the voice-over "we consider him a righteous bizarro dude..." erm, ok and try to ignore the blatant racial stereotyping at the end "Jose burned off his fingerprints so we can think of a job he could do..." erm, ok.

Well its nuts but i wouldn't want his Bill... If the ESB got a hold of him they'd have him nailed to the ground like a human pylon and servicing a housing estate.

Remember all this week we are giving away chocolate Bunnies with Lindt so we are looking for the reasons why you lurve your loved ones....Best stories/reasons/excuses/confessions will win this Brown Bun of Fun... It weighs over one Kg so if you dont wanna eat it at least you can exercise with it...