WATCH HOW MENTAL THIS GUT GETS AT THE END... CLASS



HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AND HOPE YE ALL MANAGE TO AVOID ANY REALITY TV CONTESTANTS AND ANY OF THE INDIVIDUALS TAKING PART IN THE NEW SERIES OF 'THE APPRENTICE'...

SLAINTE

"CUDDLE THIS..... YE TWATS"

Started by some gimp called "Reid Mihalko" in the bedsit of his New York tower block. Why is it that these ideas more often than not seem to germinate in the land of the free, they previously brought us "Laughing Yoga" and f*cking Pop-Tarts... Leaders of the Free World and they devise fecking "Cuddle Parties"... Hey, maybe they should get the US troops to organise them on the streets of Iraq, bet they'd go down a storm.

Anyway whether it is to make a load of dosh for some Yankee chancers or they genuinely want to get people to express themselves............hahahahahahaha.... At $40 upwards to go to these meetings then they are coining it. Imaging Cuddle Parties in Cork... I'm sure that any time i've had some scumbag stare me in the eyes on Patrick St. at about 3 in the morning is really just a lost soul famished for some human affection....awwwwww... Well they've taken off in the States they're headin to Britain... Jesus Lord i hope they dont come here... and if they do and people pay for this sh*te.. then Lord save us and guard us...

One fella who might need to attend a cuddle party is a certain Chinny wonder by the name of Steve Staunton... Ireland v Slovakia tonight ... "Let Us Pray together now that we don't get the crap kicked out of us" Amen

Well Done to all our ticket winners who are heading to the match courtesy of the Rooster...

check out www.cuddle-party.com if ye fancy organising your own cuddle-a-thon

HAPPY MONDAY. HOPE YER WELL... JAYSUS YOUR LOOKING F*CKING AMAZING FOR A MONDAY.

I dont want to embarrass you but i gotta say that the Red Rooster has some of the most fecking gorgeous listeners in radio land... Anyway now that the brown-nosing and point scoring is over

This guy here reckons he can light fires with his fingers after and unfortunate experience with a Television while he was repairing it. Apologies for the Twat doing the voice-over "we consider him a righteous bizarro dude..." erm, ok and try to ignore the blatant racial stereotyping at the end "Jose burned off his fingerprints so we can think of a job he could do..." erm, ok.

Well its nuts but i wouldn't want his Bill... If the ESB got a hold of him they'd have him nailed to the ground like a human pylon and servicing a housing estate.

Remember all this week we are giving away chocolate Bunnies with Lindt so we are looking for the reasons why you lurve your loved ones....Best stories/reasons/excuses/confessions will win this Brown Bun of Fun... It weighs over one Kg so if you dont wanna eat it at least you can exercise with it...

JESUS... IF THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET AN ADRENALINE RUSH THEN THESE BOYS MUST SLEEP UPSIDE DOWN OVER A TANK OF FLESH HUNGRY SHARKS STARVED FOR WEEKS IN ORDER TO GET A DECENT NIGHTS KIP.

One of these lads is from Switzerland, a country with a reputation as probably one of the most boring places to live in the World, bells on cows, yodelling and a holey cheese are probably their biggest exports .. oh yeah and those mental knives... But anyway yer man from Swiisvilles name was Hans Rey, lucky his surname wasn't 'Free' (apologies) but as you can see they are wearing helmets which is gonna be about as much help as a pair of loosely knitted pants on a diarrhoea victim... but they had gyroscopic thingys on them which helped their balance i guess... i would have had stabilisers myself.

Don't forget top rock/post punk outfit THE COOPER TEMPLE CAUSE are playing tonight in Cypress Avenue Doors at 9pm. Check them out you wont be disappointed.

HAPPY PADDY'S WEEKEND SUCKERS

HOPE YE HAVE A CRACKER OF A WEEKEND.

HERE IS MR.T DANCING TO KEEP YE GOING YOU CRAZY FOOLS.

WELL I'M THE SUCKER REALLY AS I AM BACK ON MONDAY BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GO WELL

Well its one way to brush your teeth Fair play to Granny on getting up there in the first place... although i seriously recommend some Fixadent next time... and maybe a spare pair of pants

Anyhoo I hope ye are all well and looking forward to the weekend as long as the clouds stop have their meetings above the clouds of Cork then we might have at least one day of dryness cos lets face it this wet stuff unless its alcoholic is really f8ckin annoying.. pardon my French.

Speaking of France i was supposed to go there this weekend but because of unforeseen circumstances ie breaking up with the missus... onwards and upwards... boo hoo i now have defunct tickets with mine and her names on them and they are pointless... Whatever you do when you book with Ryanair make sure that you are definite on the DATES because the f*ckers charge €45 per destination change and €100 per name change ... its a joke so be careful when you are booking... i called them and yer one agreed that if i could find someone with the same names they could go on the flights So if you're name is Lenny call me and i'll send you to Paris...

Anyway enough of my shite have a top weekend and i will see yez on Wednesday as i is heading over to Manchester and Liverpool for the weekend to clear the head... I'll bring ye all back a stick of rock...

Till then Go Well and...

STAY CLASSY CORK

JAH BLESS MA BRETHREN

"You say you got a cat that can play the piano?"

"Yeah Boss, its gonna make millions"


Well i cant see this particular feline Liberace making much cash for the owner but the fact that it has been hit on YouTube over 1.6 million... yes i said 1.6 million times...well that kindas says it all... It is phenomenal that this little furball can command so many hits.. am i being a bit harsh i suppose its still only Tuesday... the new Monday aaarrrggghhhh!!!! Well i wouldn't mind if it was a cat reading a newspaper preferably a Broadsheet, wearing a monocle and top hat but maybe i ask too much.. Otherwise its cute... aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww

Anyway... we had the pleasure of Fred Elliot back from the grave in the shape of Anthony who came on and gave us his impression... fair play and it certainly left one on myself and KC!!!

If any more of ye out there would like to get your impressions on air please text 0868273336 in the morning...

Keith Duffy should be on the show tomorrow and dont forget we have our hot-tub to give away.. Jesus look at the weather you could really do with one of those yokes...

Go Well

Good Day to ye all...

I have included a Video of the Genius that was Christy Ring... He died on this day back in 1979...and should never be forgotten for his contribution to Cork Hurling and the human race.

Over the course of his career he won a record 8 All-Ireland Senior Hurling Championship titles with Cork. He was named in the right half-forward position on the Gaelic Athletic Association's "Hurling Team of the Millennium."
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'I always liked to do the impossible.'
Christy Ring


Hope ye have a fantastic weekend.. . Take Care

"....oooooooowwwwwwwwww... I was shaking at the knees...could i come again please... you've been Thunderstruck..."

Oh yeah, stroke yer mullet and shake a leg in tight jeans in the straddle position while bopping yer head... this is definitely the tune to have at your Wedding or even Funeral ..!! As they lower ye down!!! Had a wee fella on KIDS IN THE CAR this morning called Ruari O Sullivan from Rathcormac, only 5 and already he is an Air Guitar Master and AC/DC head so we had to get him to bop along to this classic... An on-air first for Cork!!

Also todey we had more chats about SCAMS and especially these Spanish Lottery Shysters... They're about as Spanish as fuckin Ronnie Drew but require you to send them all your details, bank, licence, address etc.. I suppose if your stupid enough or greed takes over you might but I feel sorry for those f*ckwits... seriously. One of the most interesting frauds i found was this gut who wanted me to send him details so he could lodge his WILL with me and distribute to charity... Here's an extract of this clown's scam and a PICTURE of him DYING in Hospital!!!!

"How are you today? Sorry for the delay in getting to you. I just
>>got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the
>>week for brain surgery. The cancer has eaten deep into my brains. I
>>am attaching my picture for your viewing.
>> I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used
>>as charity. I did a search through the Internet and found your contact
>>I am sorry if I had pried into your privacy. I only want to delegate
>>you as the funds disburser and I shall WILL my money that has been
>>deposited in a UK bank to you so that you will share it amongst the
>>less privileged. You will get some percentage for your hard work.
>> All the necessary document for this to be done is ready and will be
>>sent to you. Please send me your following details:
>>Name:Age:Occupation:Address:City:State:Zip:Country:Telephone:Cell:Fax:
>>This will make it more easier for the funds to be transferred.
>>Thank you.
>>Tyron.

DEADLY BIYS!!!!!!!!


and please check out www.themafiaguy.com and read his STORY ITS CLASS!!!!

FINALLY - if you want to get on NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED Transition Year special you have to be aged between 14 - 17. Check www.rte.ie/tv/ttv/ and download application form


GO WELL