Well me daisy arse pickers.. hows the heads?

Class show 2moro for ye as we will be flying into your ears straight from Cork Airport live and direct. Should be a clss show. We have some top Comedy from the year, very special guest TOMMY TIERNAN, THE FRANK & WALTERS will be doing some acoustic stuff, we have a class Kids In The Car from the year... remember Chloe and her Fat Freddy's Cat and his mug of Tea!!!!

Loadsa prizes to be won so make sure you have those ears pinned to a piece of plastic that blasts out noise on the FM 104-106 frequency.

P.S. If i don't talk to ye again ************HAVE A PROPER CHRIMBO AND A SPLENDICIOUS NEW YEAR YE BEAUTIFUL SHOWER OF FECKERS YE***************

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Jaysus well hows the craic of yer arse?!! Haven't added to me logbook in a little while...apologies for dat dere but i have been away saving Donkeys in the lower basins of the Amazon... they are a very rare breed that sick up custard that can be used to transport the Very Rare Custard Fly to surrounding villages and they in turn help to save the annual Trifle Ceremony which is as important as Christmas in these remote parts.....


Apart from all that shite .. i don't loike to brag on about my voluntary work... Well last we we had the BALLYDUNG PErves on the show....(its so annoying when ye hit caps) anyway twas the most nervous i have been with any guests purely because the same boyos did Zig & Zag ... man i used to run home after school..burst in the door and wait for the two lads, Zuppy and Captain Pillowcase man!!!!! Class!!! And thats how P & R made their debut on the Den...mmmmm takes me back a few...aaaahhh.

Had a trip to Manchester and Liverpool last wkd where i went to my mates Birthday. The theme was 'Lady and the Tramp'!! So it was either don the tights and top or Wino Chic all the way... Obviously i couldn't handle the heels so i went for the 'jocks over ol mans pants and thick green football socks covered in Brown sauce and tomato crap with a tag saying 'Tramps & Spencers'!!! Classy.

Twas a good craic no doubt...except one of the lads turned up looking like an '80s throwback..."I just went to the Charity shop and bought a suit...yer man said it were Trampy enough so f*ck it"...Nice one Watson!!!

We're gonna be doing the show from the Airport on Friday so that should be class craic. Hope yez are all well and keep the ears up!!

Cheers Len

Helloooooooo Red Heads... My Rooster lovelies.....


Hope yer all f*ckin top!!

Anallinanyways we had the man himself omn the show todaty. Yes JB.... they call him Byrne ... Jason Byrne. He's gotta be one of the funniest heads around at the moment alongside PJ for natural soundness but defo mental as a big bag of really impatient wasps... His DVD is out at mo and is a good advert for his madness..class...

He told us about getting Ken Doherty to dress up as a PRIEST for the new series of Anonymous on RTE... Ken the poor mucker had to go into a cake shop and ask for a cake for his daughters 21st and then had to pop into a Chemist asking for some creams for his Housekeeper's lady problem!!! Erm... "I think its called CROW or SPARROW ... eemmm" Eventually the assisstant put him oyut of his misery and just told him... "I think ye mean |THRUSH, Father" "Oh yeah thats the one... THRUSH in the BUSH, thats what she said!!!!!!!"

All of it was directedc by Jay with an earpiece.... Class!!!


Hope yez all tune in next week where we will have loads more hilarity and special guests and.... limited edition George Best £5 notes to give away ... They are very LIMITED EDITION and have already been put up on Ebay by Punters...

Plus a €200 voucher for Murphy's World of Wonder!!!!!!!

So don't miss it I TELLS YE!!! HAVE A GOOD WAN THIS WEEKEND YE LOVELY BUNCH A FECKERS YE

P.S. Here's Jaybo doing what he does best.... Class

Can't believe that it is coming to an end... no not the World although judging by the weather today i will be getting a lift with an Amazonian tribesman in his homemade Kayak... Rain f*ck off..AAAHHH now that i have calmed down.

I mean IACGMOOH yes I'm a Celeb is finishing tomorrow night... that pleasure of sitting back in your armchair munching on a garibaldi or a nice biscuit supping on a cup of cha will Z list gobshites clamour to increase a percentage of their public life by demeaning and humiliating themselves by getting covered in shit and being laid out in bugs...FANTASTIC!

I don't know about you but i am a great fan and Ant & Dec are two of the most naturally funny geezers on TV at the moment... Very funny Geordies.

Jason Byrne is on the show tomorrow so don't miss him .. very funny man with a natural flair for off the wall madness.... go on ye fecker ye.

By the way I have posted a video of KC as he has been nice enough to post a video of myself rehearsing my Dance moves for the new series of Jigs & Reels for RTE's.

Go Well

THE LATE LATE LOONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howdy people.... How are ye gettin on.

If anyone saw the man who accosted the usually 'charismatic flow' of Pat Kenny on Friday night would have heard the man himself on the show this morning. Paul Stokes from Dublin was on the show before talking about his Road Accident Prevention System which he saod would end all accidents, cancel world debt, end World Wars and give any man the ability to give his wife multiple orgasms.... Well the interview started off fairly well until he started talking about How HE was gouing to remove Bertie Ahern from Government and take over THE WORLD.

He sounds like he would be perfect for a PINKY & THE BRAIN cartoon or stroking a cat on James Bond..

Heres a clip of Pat 'The Plank' Kenny doing what he does best.... looking uninterested and wooden even in the face of a header...

Well done Pat

Hello to yez all. If you were listening to the Rooster this morning you would have heard one of the funniest Women/men on TV at the moment. Yes Da 'Durty Old Wan' joined us for a chat about large cocks and her fruit and her Penny Apples!! PJ Gallaher then took the phone and I nearly went into a coughing fit in the studio just suckin on dry air cos i was laughing so much. He is defo one of the most natural comedians in Ireland at the moment and is a lot ,more natural as a comic than some gimps out there, cerytain Yanks come to mind...

But inallinanyways we also gave away 10 GRAND to a lady in Little Island... What a Chrimbo she has lined up now !!! The missing words were JEOPARDY (Par in Golf... Geddit!!!) ... Sorry!!!! and EMOTION as uttered by our guest Noel Edmonds who was on the show recently.


Loads of hug/thanks/shout outs and kisses (no tongues) to all of ye for entering the comp ... the phone l;ines went absolutely bananas on Friday morning.. smoke was coming from the fecker i tells ya.

And obviously for listening .. Class (did i mention yer the most beautiful audience out there! Lovely feckers!!)


Have a belting weekend and all that

See ya MOnday

Cheers,

Lennington Steele

This is the moment when Michael Richards aka Kramer from 'Seinfeld' really lost the plot and raged at a member of the audience at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles. You can't defend this kind of madness. One word people ISSUES and yer man needs to go see someone that'll lie him down on a leather couch and sort his head out. The worst part about it is being remembered for this racist rant and not ten years on one of the Biggest and most Successful comedies of the nineties.

What a Clown!!!!!

Thanks to all for making REDFM the top station among 18-35 year old. A BIG HUG AND KISS (NO TONGUES) TO ALL OF YOU MEMBERS OF THE REBEL REDFM ALLIANCE. LETS TAKE THE DARK SIDE OUT.

I SEE SMOKE COMING FROM THE DEATH STAR!!!! WE'RE IN THEIR WING MIRRORS AND CLIMBING. NICE ONE.