ANDORRA FAMILY ALBUM PART II


PHOTOS HERE LOOK LIKE CHRISTMAS CARDS. THIS IS ONE OF THE LOCAL HOTELS ACROSS FROM APARTMENT. LOOKS LIKE THE WINTER PALACE IN 'CHRONICLES OF NARNIA'


"I COULD'VE SWORN I PARKED IT HERE"


IN ANDORRA 'DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR' IS A DOCUMENTARY MOVIE


IMAGINE THIS IN CORK EVERY MORNING BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK - HOW MANY KETTLES WOULD YOU NEED TO BOIL??!!




WIPEOUT!!! TAKING A REST HALFWAY DOWN FIRST BIG SLOPE I SKIED


THIS IS THE DUDE WHO CAME FLYING OUT OF THE TREES AND USED OUR SNOWMAN AS A BRAKE!! R.I.P. - BOB FREEZE


SNOWBOARDERS SCOOTING OUT OF EVERY CORNER AND APPEARING FROM THE TREES WAS PRETTY SCARY. FIRST YOU HEAR THE SCRAPE OF THE BOARD AND SUDDENLY 3 OR 4 ARE FLYING OUT IN FRONT OF YE!! THE SKIERS CALL THEM 'KNUCKLEDRAGGERS' IT LOOKS CLASS THOUGH WHEN THEY FLY PAST.


STOPPED OFF FROM THE SLOPE TO TAKE A PIC. THIS IS JUST ONE CORNER OF A PRETTY LONG SLOG. BOARDERS WERE FLYING AROUND THE CORNERS WHERE THERE WAS SHEER EDGES AND TOPS OF HIGH ALPINE TREES!!


VIEW FROM THE AFTERNOON...AN ARCTIC MONKEY WOULD BE RIGHT AT HOME HERE

BIRDSEYE VIEW FROM THE GONDOLA. THEY ARE SMALL WHITE LIFTS THAT TAKE YOU UP THE MOUNTAIN.


DON'T LOOK DOWN...UNLESS OF COURSE YOUR TAKING A PHOTO!!!


THE NURSERY SLOPES JUST AT THE START OF THE MOUNTAIN AFTER YOU GET OFF THE GONDOLAS. THIS IS WHERE EVERYONE FIRST LEARNS THE BASICS AND WHERE KC GOT HIS HURTY ANKLE!! AWWWWWW!! PERSONALLY I THINK HE GOT JUMPED BY A GROUP OF KIDS, THERE ARE LOADS OF THE WEE HEADS LIKE LITTLE POWER RANGERS SKIING EVERYWHERE!!



VERY STRANGE NOTICE OUTSIDE HOTEL. IS IT LIKE A DAYCARE FACILITY FOR TERRORISTS. "SORRY SIR I LEFT A PACKAGE HERE BUT I LOST MY RECEIPT YOU CAN'T MISS IT ... SMALL, TICKING"

PICS FROM THE REDFM ROOSTER SKI TRIP!!!!


IN THE HOUSE (BEDROOM!) AND ON THE MIC...

SPECIAL GUESTS THIS MORNING KEV AKA "KC EXTREME"!!! WITH HIS WEETOS PROFESSOR HAT!!! AND DANIEL. BOTH LADS ARE ON THE REDFM ROOSTER CHALLENGE


NICE HAT KC!!!


WE ARE IN ARNISAL WHICH IS ONE OF THE MAIN SKI RESORTS IN ANDORRA...


KC TONY THE ENGINEER AND MYSELF LOOKING LIKE A MEXICAN BANDITO!!!


I HOPE THAT'S SNOW ON OUR SHOULDERS


IF THIS SNOW CONTINUES WE'LL BE USING A SNORKEL TO GET AROUND!!!


FANCY A TEA IN THE GARDEN!!!


MY TERRY WOGAN/ALAN PARTRIDGE JACKET I FOUND IN THE WARDROBE OF THE BEDROOM WE ARE BROADCASTING THE SHOW FROM THIS WEEK

HAVE A BRILLIANT EASTER WEEKEND!!!
THE SHOW WILL BE FROM ANDORRA SKI RESORT FOR THE WHOLE OF NEXT WEEK SO MAKE SURE YOU'RE LISTENING...FLYING OUT TOMORROW ON THE RED ROOSTER SKI CHALLENGE...IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES JOINING US CAN'T WAIT!!!!!

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO THINK...


BUT IT'LL BE MORE LIKE THIS...


HAPPY EASTER AND GO WELL

Think you're having a bad day at work...

BARKING MAD!!!!!!!!!

HERE BOY!!! Dog Jumpers - hot for parks in 2008...Dogs are shitting themselves.

Many animal lovers have their pets stuffed when the creatures pass away but one couple had a rather more novel idea – turning their dogs' hair into his 'n' hers jumpers.

Beth and Brian Willis combed their carpets for dog hair and then had it spun into yarn, which Mrs Willis knitted into winter warmers.

Mr Willis wears his doggy jumper every weekend into town to do the shopping. 'They are extremely warm and pretty much waterproof,' he said. 'Unless it is banging it down, it is fine.

I've always got a sweat on by the time I get from the bus to the shops,' the 73-year-old retired removals worker added.

Mrs Willis, a retired St John Ambulance telephonist, said she got the idea after seeing a picture of Princess Diana wearing dog fur at Crufts.

She first used the hair of their white Samoyed, called Kara, to knit her husband's sweater in 1990. 'We began to save the hair, by taking it off the brushes after we'd groomed Kara or by rolling it from the carpet where she had been lying,' she added.

Mrs Willis said people sometimes come up and tell them they're barking mad but it 'seems normal to us'.

'Brian can go out in his jumper in the winter without a coat, even in the snow, and when he comes back in he just gives himself a shake,' she added.

I wonder if he's ever involuntarily given the nads a lick in public...hmmm!!!!

This woman is on the show tomorrow get your vegetables ready!!!!!! -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/hereford/worcs/7290920.stm

A BEAUTIFUL AND TOUCHING IRISH BALLAD!!!!!!!! HERE'S SWEDISH CHEF, ANIMAL AND BEAKER DOING THEIR BEST IMPRESSION OF THE CLANCY BROTHERS -

Is this the greatest car makeover??? It's a VW Beetle done up like the lead singer of soft rock legends KISS - Gene Simmons. Imagine if you could pimp your ride with any famous personalities head!!! The "Ian Paisley Peugeot Pout": Its a big bollox of a motor that refuses to go anywhere....Or the "Volkswagon Winehouse" Once you get her started it'll just take off...fuel could be an issue as it will involve illegal substances like red diesel...but she'll fit in any parking space.

Imagine yer ol fella pulling this up to the school gates!!!???


To be honest the replica tongue on the bonnet looks like it could be the ACTUAL SIZE!!!!!


Scene from 'A Very Special Freakin Family Guy Christmas' featuring KISS and how they save Santa...A classic episode that i couldn't find a clip of on the internet...it seems FG and Simpsons people have been hammering siters like youtube for showing clips cos of copyright...BOOOO!!!!! If any reading this knows how i can get clips drop me an email please lenny@redfm.ie

So instead i found this picture of a real life Peter Griffin!!!

One skin, two skin, three skin...




Is this the world's greatest invention?

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Ian Paisley announces his retirement...

Never mind your Puff Diddy, Sean Widdy or whatever his feckin name is and the millions spent on hip-hop videos...This was Bling in the eighties...they just don't make 'em like this anymore...although there might be a reason for that!!!!!

P.S. Christy would never pass a Health & Safety on a site these days...not with those sandals anyway!!

ON THE PISTE!!!!!!
Here i am getting started doing my best impression of Jesus...well ive always had a bit of a Messiah complex. Having never even put on a pair of ski boots before or even lifted a pair of skis the closest i ever got to sliding down a slope was chasing a cheesewheel down a hill as a young child (long story no time here) so i had no idea what to expect. The first skill i learned was actually trying to walk while wearing the foot bricks....it required the ability to try and strut as coolly as possible towards the slope without looking like Frankenstein's monster!! Once i masterered that i was ready to lose my Ski virginity and throw myself headlong into the wacky world of the white powder.

Three hours of intense training later and im running(well sliding) like a kid on Christmas morning towards the lift for another go up the slopes. At the start you feel like a calf trying to walk especially when you fall over!! Once it clicks though you get really excited and get jealous of all the fun people are having on the slopes and that drives you on to reallt get it. Many people have said to me "Once you go on a ski holiday you'll never bother again with a sun hol" and i would generally shrug them off with a "Go away ye bollox" or something along those lines...Now ive gotta say i know what they mean -

Once you get the basics and learn how to STOP!!! then the fun begins!!! I couldn't believe that i had left it this long to even try on a pair of boots and after my training with Corkman John i never looked back...I would recommend it to anyone who like me has never even set foot on the slopes..I can't wait until our Red Rooster Challenge trip to Andorra on the end of March...Now where the feck did i put those skiis!!


My Ski guru John, a Corkman now sharing his ski knowledge on the slopes of Kilternan in Dublin. If you are interested in getting up to the slopes to get some practice go to -

http://www.skiclub.ie/

they will have loads of info on the synthetic slope.


Twist and Shout...check out the trails from the guy in the background. He's probably from UCC Ski Club (flashy git ;-) Big shout out to those guys who were competing in a comp while i learned to walk with planks nailed to my feet...After seeing those guys competing i gotta say i was determined to get out on the real slope. We did three days lessons in THREE HOURS so i was wrecked at the end but it was well worth the effort.

We are heading off to Andorra on March 22nd and we want you guys to come with us - There's loads of info here -

http://www.topflight.ie/news_events.php

or call Sharon @ Top flight 01 2401 727

And finally im always being accused of never doing anything saucy or not injecting enough sexiness into my blog...So here goes...PHWOAR!!!