GET YOUR VOTES OUT!!!!!
THE TALL GUY (seen above with myself) HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR BEST REGIONAL DJ AT THE METEOR AWARDS!!!!!!

here's the link - http://meteormusicawards.meteor.ie/nominees.aspx

THANKS

If You're a Harry Potter, Star Wars or Superman fan PLEASE LOOK AWAY -


HILARY POTTER

DEIRDRE VADER

SUPER CAMPMAN

It's the game we'll all be playing this Christmas!!!!!!!!!


I knew i'd make the headlines someday...


Can you tell me what's wrong with this picture?
Answers on a postcard preferrably made from a washing powder box...please send to Gin-soaked Santa, 12 Wheelie Bin Road, Tramptown.

THE WORD - "IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US IT'S BEEN A ________ _________"
Here's a few of the incorrect guesses so far:

CRACKING GAME
FAKE EVICTION
WHOLE YEAR
GREAT SHOWDOWN
GOOD MORNING
CRAZY DAY
LATE GOAL
CRAP GAME
THRILLING ENCOUNTER
FANTASTIC RESPONSE
GREAT START
BAD DAY
MISERABLE MORNING
SAD EVENT
GROUNDHOG DAY
TITANIC BATTLE
TOUGH LIFE
TOTAL WHITEWASH
TIGHT BATTLE
ROLLERCOASTER RIDE
CRACKING CONTEST
SPECTACULAR EVENING
UNBELIEVABLE GAME
KNOCK OUT
THRILLING ENCOUNTER

WE ARE NOW OVER 400 QUID - "Guess the first word win a third, guess the lot win the pot" GET THOSE NOGGINS IN GEAR!!!!

1890 77 3336

Tomorrow we have BEST SELLING singer/songwriter Josh Ritter joining us for an acoustic set...he is an incredible live performer so DON'T MISS!!

Big Shout Out to the Silversprings Hotel who looked after myself and the Tall Guy today...It was brilliant craic as you can tell from my amazing photographs!!! Outside Broadcasts can sometimes be a bit tricky ..but this went really well and the couples taking part in the WEDDING RUN were all great heads...Good luck to them all

KC doing his Gang hands and me trying to do my best Rhydian (although in order to get that look i would prob need to lick a socket and dip me head in some whitewash to get the required effect)


Our wee room...it looks from my reflection that i should probably invest in a belt


And last but not least..Cork's very own Chuck Norris aka Dave Mac... He's finally got himself a BLOG and asked me to give him a wee bit of a plug so here ye go Maccers...

http://davemacontheblog.blogspot.com/

Plus he has way better WEDDING RUN PICS!!!!!!

We are in the Silversprings Hotel tomorrow for the show .... so that should be a laugh...Keep an eye out for our WEDDING RUN finalists who will be dotted around the County trying to make their way back to HQ in order to WIN their Wedding Day...its a brilliant prize worth about 15 grand so tune in tomorrow for all the FUN!!! WAHEY!!!

"MAN COLD" - We suffer so much more when hit by the deadly Mancold Virus...Ladies please be aware and just take 2 very important minutes to watch this health & safety video...YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_of_the_conchords

http://www.hbo.com/conchords/


Flight of the Conchords - "Beautiful Girl"

VEGETABLE ORCHESTRA

The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra performs music solely on instruments made of vegetables. They use carrot flutes, carrot recorders, pepper trumpets, pumpkin basses, leek violins, leek-zucchini-vibrators, leek violin, cucumber-ophones and celery bongos.

This is what they say on their website:
"The ensemble overcomes preserved and marinated sound conceptions or tirelessly re-stewed listening habits, putting its focus on expanding the variety of vegetable instruments, developing novel musical ideas and exploring fresh vegetable sound gardens."
You can check them out at www.vegetableorchestra.org
Some of the instruments look like something a lady might purchase from a specialist catalogue.
There are 11 musicians in the Orchestra. They play everything from House, Jazz to Classical. They perform between 20 and 30 performances per year.
Nicklaus Gansterer, co-founder of the orchestra, explained how it all began: "We got the idea one day while we were cooking and chopping tomatoes.
"We got fascinated with the sound the chopping made, and from that moment we have started to hear music in a new way."
And if you’re wondering about what happens to all the Vegetables…At the end of the concert they make soup and distribute to the crowd.

The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra!!!

"Just one more ye bunch a langers...go on i've only had a spritzer"


Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of the Henry VIII soap opera "The Tudors," has been charged with public drunkenness and breach of the peace at Dublin Airport, police said Monday.

Rhys Meyers, 30, was arrested Sunday after police twice confronted him over his erratic, abusive behavior at an airport gate and at a desk of the British airline BMI, on which he was planning to fly to London.

Dublin Airport Police said they called Ireland's national police force, the Garda Siochana, after Rhys Meyers refused repeated requests to calm down.

Police charged him with two counts of violating the Public Order Act, then permitted him to pay an undisclosed cash bail on condition he return to Dublin District Court on Dec. 5 for his arraignment.

Rhys Meyers — who was admitted to a California alcoholism-treatment clinic in April and checked out the following month — was in Dublin to appear on "Tubridy Tonight," a Saturday night national talk show to promote his new film, "August Rush," costarring Robin Williams.

In an interview last year on the set of "The Tudors," Rhys Meyers said he felt restricted socializing in Ireland because of its hard-drinking pub culture.

"I gave up drinking a few years ago, and this is the first time I've spent time in my country trying not to drink," he told The Associated Press in October 2006.

"I would never drink again. It is hard to avoid. But listen, you do what you want to do. I don't want to do that," he said. "I want my career, and you can't really do that and be successful on the screen.

"I'm young. If I grow older, which I hope I do, there's going to be an awful lot of time to sit in your 60s and 70s and 80s, lots of time for Southern Comfort and ice then," he said. "Now? I've got business to take care of."

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF JRM ALLEGEDLY LANGERS AT DUBLIN AIRPORT...WATCH AS HE INSISTS HIS NAME IS PATRICK AND SPORTS A LEATHER JACKET BRIAN MAY WOULD COWER AWAY FROM

I know its a bit early for the festive stuff...but here's the REDFM crew celebrating our listening figures...if you just imagine that Big Bird represents a certain other evil radio station in the city...


THANKS AGAIN FOR LISTENING YE BEAUTIFUL FECKERS
FROM MYSELF AND KC.............CHEERS

Here's some funny stuff to take ye into the weekend...have a brill one!!!!!
READ THE STORY FIRST, THEN LOOK AT THE PIC OF THE CAKE...
Keep in mind that this actually happened!!!! This is someone who was moving from a claims office. Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Superquinn Employee: 'Hello 'dis Superquinn, how can I help you?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Superquinn Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

Superquinn Employee: 'Dat all? Okay, Bye.'



And you can't get funnier than this it's Peter Andre and his song "FLAVA"
Check out the guy in the blue shellsuit looking up his own arse...

THIS JUST IN!!! VICTOR BARRY GETS HIS OWN BACK ON THE ROOSTERS!!!!!
KC GATECRASHED CORK TALKS BACK THE OTHER NIGHT AND NOW VICTOR PLOTS REVENGE WITH THESE PICS!!!! GOTTA SAY I LOOK QUITE PLEASED IN MINE







This is the character TREEBEARD from The Lord Of The Rings - A real life Treebead has been discovered in Indonesia.


This is INCREDIBLE!!!! Go to the link below to see Video... The full show 'Half Man, Half Tree' is on DISCOVERY CHANNEL tonight at 9pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/wtree114.xml

Check out this guy - His name is Aries Spears, a comedian from Chicago who's been doing the DefJam circuit for years and appears on US Comedy MADtv

http://www.madtv.com/

(well worth checking out especially for their Steven Seagal and Kenny Rogers sketches). This is him appearing on a radio show and performing his party piece, incredible impressions of HipHop stars, LL COOL J, DMX and a superb JAY-Z...If Jay ever gives up the rap game out of boredom he just has to pay this guy to go into the studio for him!!

We asked you this morning - What famous Corkman not known for his musical prowess was singing the song we played?? Listen here -

http://www.myspace.com/jrmaugustrush

...Some of ye said Sean Og, John Creedon, Cillian Murphy, Pana Man and even Joe Mac but the answer of course was Jonathan Rhys Meyers - The biy from Buttevent better known in these parts as "Johnny O Keeffe" had to learn to play the geetar and sing on his latest movie August Rush. Its actually not that bad and sounds like a cross between Glen Hansard and Damien fried Rice although it sounds like he recorded it cowering in a cold shower just after breaking up with his one true love...aaaawwwwww.
Here's a pic of JRM trying to do his impression of the magician Kenny Craig off Little Britain..."Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes ... ok, you're under"





DONT FORGET THE WORD IS BACK -

Here's your new sentence - "IF YOU’RE JUST JOINING US IT’S BEEN A BLANK BLANK".

Here's your moment of Zen - I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan and found this fantastic video of him and Allen Ginsberg at the grave of On The Road author Jack Kerouac...a brilliant read. The song playing is called "Not Dark Yet" from the album Time Out Of Mind

We had excellent up and coming singer/songwriter Owen Brady on with us this morning...He sounds a little like a very soulful Jeff Buckley...Owen and band member Kev did a live acoustic version of Owen latest single Been A Lot Better ...The reaction was superb and he has to be one of the best acoustic performers we have had in the studio on the Rooster...

Listen for yourself...Check out

http://www.owenbrady.com/

or

http://www.myspace.com/owenbrady

And on other matters...I am constantly being accused of not having enough culture on my Blog...Every day i receive letters from folks wearing silk scarves sayin..."Oh hark Mr Lenny please engage us with some whimsy on Beethoven or regale us with a story or two about the last cheese and wine evening you attended" .. . So this is for the culture vultures...

...It's a lady playing the Cello...she just happens to have forgotten her clothes..oh how the orchestra laughed...then stared.

Have you ever been kept up late at night...but not in a good way...well if you have you're probably like me and you were twisting and turning as your overactive mind debated the finer points of your PAST LIFE...Yes, as if you didn't have eneough trouble dealing with this one, now we have a website that can tell us what we were doing before we were even BORN!!!!

Here's my evaluation...being a child born of the late seventies and growing up in the decade of Knight Rider and shoulder pads it probably makes sense...

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Scotland around the year 1825. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

Do you remember now? "Oh yeah its all coming back to me...Kilts, freezing cold days dancing in the mists of the Highlands trying to perform a card trick to a load of bored warriors...and then being chased and chopped in half after producing the wrong card" Lovely memories...

GO NOW AND CHECK IT OUT!!!!!

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

Mad Frankie our resident Spanish listener and sometime culinary genius was on the shoe this morning to tell us about his new style of cooking called...SPANRISH...Its genius you put all the best of Spanish Food with all the best of Irish...Jamie Oliver is shitting himself...Below are the results of Frankie's Black Spanish Omelette...He threw together ...SPUDS, ONIONS, SPICES, HERBS, EGGS and BLACK PUDDING with a pinch of kindness top create this plate of genius...

For DRINKS - BLACK SANGRIA - simply threw Guinness and Sangria together to create this Spanish/Irish Armada to crash adrift on the rocks of your taste buds!!!!!!!!!!!





http://icydk.com/2007/11/02/paris-hilton-freaks-out-in-porn-store/
one word....TWAT

CALUM BEST MEETS THE ROOSTERS

Best fulfils lifelong ambition and meets his heroes

For some reason i assumed the "Vulcan V" pose from Star Trek...That's "L.A." from Bestie...Personally i'm with the Cripps on that one...

I really should have got a milk crate to stand on for this one...

Steven Seagal on stage with his band "THUNDERBOX"...They got their name from his early bean and brocolli addiction.

We had a celebration of his music this morning...He has released two albums "Songs From the Crystal Cave" and "Mojo Priest" ..Check out such classics as "Talk to my Ass" and "Red Rooster" Oh YEAH he's a massive fan!!

www.stevenseagal.info

Or if you fancy buying a bottle of his patented Energy Drink - "Stephen Seagal's Lightning Bolt" or feel like bathing Buddhist Monk like in his range of aromatherapy oils GO TO -

www.stevenseagal.com

Never mind Marlon Brando's "Respect" speech in The Godfather...This is probably the greatest movie one-liner ever!!



Here's an EXCLUSIVE sneak preview to the upcoming SEAGAL/VAN DAMME Martial Arts Action Blockbuster - ONE TRUE IMPACT!

FLATLEY IS THIRD FROM THE LEFT!!!!

Heather Mills’ explodes in TV interview

HANDBAGS AT THE READY!!!!!

Paul McCartney's ex Heather Mills fired back at the press today in explosive interview with GMTV's Fiona Philips. But the 20-minute chat might end up doing her more harm than good after she made a series of bizarre claims. During the interview she said she raged against a neighbour who claimed Heather had killed her dog, compared herself to Princess Diana and Kate McCann and said she's been treated worse than "a pedophile or a murderer". She also outlined her plans to change the law and claimed there had been 4,400 abusive articles written about her.

Most interesting though were her comments about her divorce case. She said she'd "protected Paul for this long and I'm trying to protect him, but I'm being pushed to the edge. I have a box of evidence that's going to a certain person should anything happen to me, so if you top me off it's still going to that person, and the truth will come out."

Ohhhhhhhhhhh it sounds like he may have been partial to a sausage or burger and she has the pics!!! Or could it be the ex-Beatles addiction to spanking...A case of "I Wanna Feel Your Hand"...or "I Saw Her Standing There" (and then she fell over).



Check out the full interview here and make your own mind up...One thing is for sure she really doesn't have a leg to stand on...Boom Boom....hmmmm
http://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=24657