BEST JOB IN THE WORLD??!!
GET PAID TO GO SHOPPING.
CHECK OUT www.retaileyes.ie and apply to be a Mystery Shopper. Don't worry you don't have to wear a cape or a mask. Just be aged 18 to 80.
We all know Calvin Harris is a Jammy bastard:
P.S. If i convert to Buddhism and i am indeed reincarnated *drops to knees* "Please Lord fix it for me to come back as Katy Perry's bra, i would support her through the good times and the bad. Amen"
Here Alan Carr prises open a fruity treat...not the first time i'd say..OOOOOOHHHH EERRRRRRRRRR MISSSSSUUUSSSSSS!!!!! OOOOHHHHHH ok sorry *coughs*