BACK IN BLACK (well it was very dark this morning)

Back in the saddle from my ten day trip to The Algarve. Myself and the missus spent our time travelling the south and west coast of Portugal soaking up some well earned rays of the good Lord's sunshine. It was a brill trip and will have photos asap...

Here's just a couple to start with:


Our little holiday runaround


...wow i really missed the weather (NOT!) this is a flood at the back of RedFM today...MENTAL...i'm just waiting for Noah to make an appearance


...my tan is definitely wearing off

and if you think i have a dodgy laugh check this out:

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I'M GOING ON A ...



SOME EXCLUSIIVE FOOTAGE OF ME ON HOLIDAY BOPPING TO THAT TRACK...



GOOD LUCK TO MUNSTER, CORK FOOTBALLERS AGAINST TYRONE AND IF YOU ARE A SOCCER FAN CHECK OUT MY 'ARANMAN' PREVIEW OF THE PREMIERSHIP:

http://entertainment.ie/Other/feature/Aran-Man---Your-Footballing-Philanthropist/6/351.htm

TAKE CARE WHILE I'M AWAY AND I LOVE YOU ALL...in the meantime here is a series of funny pictures involving animals...magic:

DON'T MESS WITH HILLARY...

She may already have a Nutcracker made in her honour...

...and nobody can accuse her of not having the balls, but Hillary Clinton the US Secretary of State got a little miffed recently on a trip to the Congo when a student (who sounds like a little girl!) asked a question. He made the mistake of confusing Barack Obama with Bill Clinton (i know easily made... :-S ) and should probably have practised his inquiry. Check out Huillary's response and the way she shuffles in her seat, "That's what i'm saying' biach, umm, umm, aw huh" *shakes finger* Get ready for handbags at 50 paces..It's Clit....sorry Clint Power:



And finally after Bantry man Ray Payne became the only Karate Champion in Ireland and in Europe methinks to reach 7th Dan, an incredible achievement. Well Done Ray and to celebrate let's return to 'Toilet Seat Man.'

Ray you might be 7th Dan but can you do this - TOILET SEAT WORLD RECORD BREAKER

BEST JOB IN THE WORLD??!!

GET PAID TO GO SHOPPING.

CHECK OUT www.retaileyes.ie and apply to be a Mystery Shopper. Don't worry you don't have to wear a cape or a mask. Just be aged 18 to 80.

We all know Calvin Harris is a Jammy bastard:

P.S. If i convert to Buddhism and i am indeed reincarnated *drops to knees* "Please Lord fix it for me to come back as Katy Perry's bra, i would support her through the good times and the bad. Amen"



Here Alan Carr prises open a fruity treat...not the first time i'd say..OOOOOOHHHH EERRRRRRRRRR MISSSSSUUUSSSSSS!!!!! OOOOHHHHHH ok sorry *coughs*

K2NY ASSAULT COURSE CHALLENGE


When they said Flares would be involved i expected 'Disco Stu'!


Pat 'The Machine' Reynolds looks on...in digust!


Ahhh...'LENNY'S LEGENDS' Beautiful Feckers and modern day assault course icons...


...and the other team


Ropey


That Curry and mini kievs was a BAD idea...HOLD ON!

VIDEO EVIDENCE...WARNING: MAY CONTAIN CHEESY COMMENTS


PAT'S MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH!



And finally...the star of my team - 'Hairy Molly'

KEY 2 NEW YOU ROOSTER ASSAULT COURSE CRAZY CRITTERS CHOCKABLOCK CHALLENGE IS ON TONIGHT!

All the news on tonight's challenge and some of the willing victims...sorry volunteers will be on the Rooster in the morning. Here is some EXCLUSIVE footage of what we are up against. Are we nuts!!??



Regular readers/legends/beautiful feckers of my Blog will be familiar with "Chicken Boy" from X-Factor auditions of yore and possiblty the worst ever...It is still worth another whirl:



Beat me with a shitty stick and roll me down a hill, i think i have found an even worse one. Here is a freak and possibly an ex-girlfriend of mine (i remember seeing those hips on the dancefloor in Mangans about ten years ago :-S ). Here is an audition from South America's X-Factor...it's the sdame but with a lisp... I THINK THIS IS EVEN WORSE:

WARNING MAY INDUCE VOMITING

LIVERPOOL VS. DUNMANWAY SPECIAL ON THE ROOSTER TOMORROW

WE HAVE A PAIR OF TICKETS TO GIVEAWAY!!!

Is this the greatest Rap video ever made!? If there was a fella messing around with matches on the set the whole team would have gone up...just check out the shellsuits!