WHO'S YER PUFF DADDY??

I’m shocked at the latest comments by chameleonic record boss stroke salesman name changer P. Diddy. The swaggering teeth in baggy jeans bragged in a recent interview, “If having sex was in the Olympics, I would win gold”. He even suggested that if it was a technical event he would, “probably stay up the longest.”

Pole-vaulting jokes aside, what concerns me is how the event could be broadcast. Jimmy Magee no doubt would still give it his all, “Oh I remember this young buck back in ‘57, or was it ’58 he suffered from nerves then but he looks comfortable in this ring” or even worse, “He has an impeccable record and doesn’t want to blow it at this early stage.”

This is for you P. Puffy Daddy...it's the HONEST R 'n' B Song:

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