I'm off to Kilternan dry slope in Dublin tonight to get some ski lessons before our trip to Andorra in March...Really looking forward to it...If ye fancy coming along there is a brilliant package available for our listeners and don't worry if you've never fecked yourself down a snowy hill before because it's my first time too!!! If ye fancy coming along for an Easter break then just check out

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I just hope i won't have to do any slalom skiing...not after seeing this clip...

PLEASE BEWARE THE FOLLOWING SCENES MAY CAUSE YOU TO HUG YOURSELF ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A MAN..."The boys took a beating there"

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BULLSEYE!!!!!!!!!

BABY LOVES DISCO!!!!!!!!!!

It's the latest craze to hit the States and is crawling on all fours to our shores. They call it 'Baby Loves Disco' and involves rugrats and their parents attending a nightclub with a difference...If you're over 5 you can't get in!! I would love to see the DJ telling his mates about his new gig..."Oh yeah its rocking lads bit of a young crowd though"... - "We got a request here for Tom who managed to fill his own potty tonight..this one's for you big Tom" - "Put your hands up in the air if you've soiled your pants....OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH yeeeeeeeeaaahhhhhhhhhhh"
I bet they shouted that gem out a few times when Sir Henry's nightclub was in full swing!!

And if you're a child of the 90s you have to check this out -
ITS THE RAVE GENERATOR - DON YOUR HI-VIS COUNCIL VEST AND WHITE GLOVES AND GET READY TO "DROP THE BASS"

http://www.ravegenerator.com/

"Jimmy Kimmel will have his revenge"

This is incredible!! If only we all had the resources and contacts book to exact revenge as good as this talk show host in America.

By the way if you saw this already on KC's Blog ignore it and see it as a warning NOT to send funny stuff YOU intend to use on your own Blog!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the full story behind this bizarre video -

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=22064


and to my girlfriend - "I'm really sorry babe but i'm f**king Ben Affleck"

"Yo mi biaches check it out i been digging a new show from my man Snoop...Trip" Okay enough a that shite but i have been watching a show on The E! Channel on Digital called "Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood" I think its been on for a couple of months but i only came across it recently and i think its hilarious...Definitely scripted and a bit cheese bizarre...The first episode i caught was with soccer slash poser David Beckham teaching him and his kids how to play soccer...this is quality...check out Snoop in goal its one of the funniest things ive seen...considering him being the No.1 gansta...more like a gangspa!!

...this aint the first time Snoop has had his own show...Back in 2002 he had a Sketch show called "Snoop Dogg: Doggy Fizzle Televizzle" -

Some corners are screaming "Foul Play" and the fact that he is now a favourite to win means that we could be "counting our chickens before they hatch"...Okay, okay enough of the puns...it's too easy. Yes, we are going to be represented by a rubber turkey in Eurovision 2008 and why not???!!! Was it not a so called "traditional" Irish band singing about a plumbing leak which put us to shame in last years competition and people like Dana are only complaning because they built their lives around what is essentially a well lit Karaoke contest. So get behind Dustin and tell them to GET STUFFED!!!!!!!!!(sorry).

Here he is performing his ear drum bursting "Irlande Douze Point"



And in one of the funiest most bizarre interviews i've seen Dustin talks to Sky News !!! Legend.




And finally check this out - ITS CALLED THE "8 HOUSES OF BLING" AND FEATURES THE WORLDS BIGGEST HIP-HOP STARS HOME FOR SALE. I ESPECIALLY LIKE RUSSELL SIMMON'S HOME THEATRE AND NOT TO MENTION THE "37 BATHROOMS" IN 50 CENT'S GAFF...with all those bullet holes he probably can't retain much after dinner.

http://www.weichert.com/runs-house/

MY MERRY TRIP TO GLASGOW!!!!!!!!!!

The magnificent Parkhead...home to the 'Holy Goalie' and super shot-stopper Artur Boric (fella in yella) who got the nickname cos he always crosses himself before taking to the pitch!!! :-)

Crowds head back after 3-0 victory but Hearts were admittedly brutal...me Mam would have put away some of their chances...Barcelona on Wednesday will be a REAL test!!!!!

Me looking like i am wearing a neck brace and believe me i was as cold as i look it was FREEZIN!!!

In the famous BAIRDS PUB which is where loadsa fans go to before the match..its on the road to Celtidc Park and is full of scarves, posters, signed photos of players past and present...If you look at the pic even Baby Jesus has a Celtic scarf on!!!!

Pub we had a couple of bevvies in...I thought the name was pretty appropriate :-)

And finally my idea of COMPLETE HELL- Its an Indian Restaurant which doubles a s a Karaoke Bar!!! Jaysus imagine tucking into your Lamb Biryani and some boiler is banging out the final screeching strains of Whitney Houston's classic 'I will always Love You' almost waking the dead...i know exactly where i'd stick my poppadum!!!

This tuner is said to send Doggies Do-lally!!! Released as a charity single for an animal charity in New Zealand its been a huge hit...pity you can't hear a thing unless you have a pair of paws and can lick your own balls...(No Big Mike ...i mean a dog...phew!!).

Myself and KC shake on the Radio Listener Results

Ok it's official i am a dead man!!!!!!! If you were listening this morning you would have heard the first appearance of a "Mr C" on Pirate Radio up in Mayo...Well that Mr. C was the Rooster's very own Mr Keiith Cunningham(ok i see how he gets Mr C from...imagination was never a strong point!!!!!) Phil managed to get his old tapes of a little pirate himself and Keith used to run back in the day and put together about a minute of a clip.Thank God he has lost that American twang and he no longer needs to run up to the local phone box to take requests!!!!!!!!!!

WELL HE HAS COME A LONG WAY SINCE THE DAYS IN THE SHED WITH PHIL AND HE IS UP FOR A METEOR TONIGHT SO GOOD LUCK BIG GUY AND BRING BACK THE PRIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THANKS TO ALL OUR LISTENERS OLD AND NEW FOR KEEPING US THE NUMBER ONE BREAKFAST SHOW AMONGST THE INTELLIGENT AND HANDSOME PEOPLE OF CORK!!!!!!!

CHEERS AND GO WELL THIS WEEKEND I'M OFF TO SEE CELTIC PLAY HEARTS AT PARKHEAD SO TELL YE ALL ABOUT IT ON MONDAY

THE GRAPEST CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay it started off pretty well....


...then the Grape demon took hold...Exorcist has nothing on that EVIL EYE!!!!!!!!!!

...okay, okay that's enough...Grape 38 was enough before i introduced them to the bin! I'm thinking of keeping the grapes for a very special wine - "And for madam a very fruity number with a subtle spittle, 'Chardonnarse Rooster' our house finest"

116 was the Guinness World Record but i only managed a third of that..although nearly forty grapes isn't half bad...the guy who hold the Record caught them in his mouth and presumably spat them out..i did it the hardcore way...*shakes fists* "YEAH"!!!!!!!!!!!

Next time their gonna be peeled!!!

"Pete your guitar is fine Amy was hiding it in her beehive..."

Made it back in one piece from my weekend in London innit...just about have a head on my shoulders today so keeping it as simple as possible here's a picture of a copper guarding the perimeter of Camden Town after Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss' local boozer "The Hawley Arms" burned to the ground...we were just having a quiet few pints in Camden when we saw 50 foot flames licking the buildings at the end of the street...it was insane...about 15 fire engines, loads of undercover vehicles...mainly high performance beemers...those UK Detectives know how to arrive in style!!!

Im off to da London innit for the weekend so i might get lucky with yer wan who lives in the Palace lets face it ever since i worked as a junior vet ive wanted to give a dog a bone...Fnnnarrr fnnnnarrrrrr *cue Syd James CarryOn snigger*

Anywho i will do my best to do some celeb spotting and have set myself the challenge of obtaining audio or visual evidence to back up my hunt...so make sure you check out on Monday to see if my quest for the ring has been fulfilled...hopefully i won't run into these freaks below...apparently they are the "UK's Premier Ant & Dec lookalikes"...they just look like demon children to me forged from the bowls of hell and Jesus look at the foreheads those yokes could fuckin drive in nails..."look into my eyes, into the eyes not around the eyes...okay...you're under"

have a good weekend and go well

Finally to celebrate Chinese New Year here is some top class Comedy from China's Premier Stand-Up...Hon Kif Ulik Tities

Was down in Ballycotton over the weekend...Haven't been there in years and there was an impressive swell in the water, waves were ginoromous so i took a few pics on me mobile for ye to check out...All the photo above is missing is Dave Mac on his surfboard screaming!!!!!

"Ummm i think i'll leave off the channel swim today"


The famous 'Skinny's Diner' in Ballycotton..."So what are your opening hours again?"
and today's Random Pic -


SPONGEBOOB SHORTPANTS!!!!!!!!!

EVEN THE OLDS ARE GETTING IN ON THE ACTION - FACEBOOK FOR O.A.P.S - IT'S CALLED "PENSIONBOOK"...GENIUS...JUST CLICK TO ENLARGE!!!