Well jaysus i knew i'd seen that come to bed dopey spanner look before...UMMMM

'MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski refuses to talk about Paris Hilton on the Morning Joe show on US TV'

Finally someone takes a stand. I cant really talk because we have mentioned Hilton many times on our own show, but i suppose an important element of the Rooster is Showbiz and she is indeed a big stinkin' mackerel in that goldfish bowl. Thankfully this Journalist felt she at least had some integrity left while the two arrogant, patronising f*ckin tossers alongside her do their best to derail it. CLASS. Makes you thankful to know that not all Yanks are gun-toting, tabacca chewing redneck f*ckwits...

In other news... Have you seen this clip yet? It has been posted on youtube and the tall Mayo fella and myself want to know where it was filmed... I'm guessing Limerick from some of the comments left by tubers but could it be Cork?? Dunno but if ye know anything about it give either of us a shout... It's a piss-take out of the Financial Regulator advert and its CLASS!! F*ckin hilarious! HAVE A TOP WEEKEND... GO WELL AND GOOD LUCK TO CORK IN THE HURLING AND FOOTBALL.

P.S. Well done to Joe who won the best Kerryman joke.

What do you call a Kerryman hanging from the ceiling?
Sean D'Olier. Class.

Yesterday I asked you who this heavily disguised Disco Dancing Hollywood A-lister was???

Answer:YES, it's Scientology prophet and steak loving mullet fancier JOHN TRAVOLTA!!

John is set to star as Edna Turnblad in the new version of classic Comedy - 'Hairspray' As you can see from the picture above, the 4 hours it took him to put on the fatsuit and make-up really was worth the effort....

D'OH MY GOD

And as if I don't treat ye enough for checking out my Big Log or (BLOG) here is a little taster for what could be the greatest event to hit the world of the silver screen ... since... well... since a couple of French fellas decided that it was more fun if their photo album had moving pictures... Yes, it is the latest trailer for THE SIMPSON'S MOVIE... Drop your knees and bow your heads...AND COLLECTIVELY CHANT... AMEN....

Dr. Phil is gonna be on the show tomorrow... Here is the good Doctor with one of his most controversial guests... the guy who conceived the 'Bumfights' videos...

'Battlefield Girth'

Q. Who is this heavily disguised disco dancing Hollywood Actor?

Answer Tomorrow!!

Meanwhile take yourself back to the days of Curtains, Eclipse Jeans, Joe Bloggs T-Shirts and hooded tops ... Yes its the forgotten decade of the 90's and these boys were at the top of the charts... Whatever happened to them though? Ummm...

“We’re a team, a twosome… got so many lyrics we’re afraid to use ‘em!”

Any guesses? Put yourself out of your misery and check out this painful video!!!!!

This is absolutely NUTS!!! Hopefully RTE will pick up on this kinda show... C'mon!... fronted by the whirlwind that is Pat Kenny it would be a surfire hit

Leave it to the Japanese.. You gotta wait to the end to see the reaction of the last guy... Can't really see this taking off in Cork... Maybe if they set it up at the top of Patrick's Hill and let people fly down in shopping trolleys!

"No, Mr Bond I expect you to die...!!!"

The 2007 Lingerie Super Bowl! Touchdown Tantastic! How tall are the birds at the back... they must have been using their legs as goalposts! 38-24-26 Hut Hut!!!

These ladies are called the 'Olly Girls' off a new show called Sunset Tan which will be appearing on digital channel E! Entertainment. Look at how sensitively they deal with the subject of tanning a corpse. Lets hope they never apply for a voluntary position manning the phones with The Samaritans..."You've like got a like shotgun...that's like so...oh my God...do you wanna tan?" BANG.

Go Well and have a top weekend.

Sister Bliss and Maxi Jazz from FAITHLESS

Interviewed them before the gig last night and they were honestly the soundest chilled out heads willing to chat away which is a pleasure when you are interviewing anyone...KC had a camera with him but of course us two numptys forgot to get a pic... ah well.. at least we got to check out the backstage area and dressing rooms which are pretty swish.. the bogs were very smart.. leather sofas, power shower (so i had a quick wash) big mirrors, etc...

This is the Piaggio Three-Wheeler motorbike... 3 wheels may not seem so unusual except this fella has the third wheel at the front!!...BBC supremo Jonathan Ross was spotted recently riding one of this yokes...Apparently the extra wheel helps balance in bad conditions

I think that this is absolute undeniable proof that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have finally bought their one-way tickets on the fun bus destination f*ckin LOOPEYTOWN!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obk0o3a1NUY

Ashley from The Franks was in this morning talking about this brilliant project... Get in quick cos the places are limited!!!

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Adios

Myself and my mate Depak (I'm the one in the cap)

Jesus, Barcelona should really have more stringent entry requirements

Whos the hunchback in the cap? Oh yeah that's me. This is Barcelonata Beach where we had an apartment. Beach was class, weather was stunning, water was freezing!!!!!

Standing inside the Nou Camp where F.C. Barcelona play their home games. Its about 100,000 seat capacity and is incredible... Imagine this at Turner's Cross! Incredible.

And now we are outside Camp Nou looking like The Three Stooges. I decided to roll my sleeves up redneck style as it was an opportunity to display the rewards of my intense workout regime.

On top of the Gaudi Cathedral at Sagrada Familia. Incredible building which is still not completed after a 100 years of construction.

Okay, you may be asking yourself has Lenny suddenly developed a fetish for naked old men in slip on shoes...Well no these two loopers were spotted by my mate as we were on top of the Tower at Gaudi. Both seemed completely non-plussed by the whole thing and paaers by didn't even bat an eyelid!! The guy with the red cap is not actually wearing an underpants but it is a TATTOO!! We were unfortunate to discover this as we sat outside having a beer in the Promenade across the road... These happy campers decided to do laps around the streets with the meat and two veg swinging in the breeze... Only one day before we were perplexed by the sight of a chap cycling past us on the Beach wearing nothing but a smile on his face... This kind of put that in perspective!!! They are probably from an accountancy firm on a day out!!

Lennyman - "I dont wanna go to f*ckin bed"

check out the links below in relation to my Superhero section CLASS!!!

Put away the pennies in the Piggy Bank and get one of these secret superhero passageways into your home. Imagine the bog will no longer be your only place of solace!!! -

http://www.hiddenpassageways.com/

Jaysus this Myspace speaks for itself!!!! -
http://www.myspace.com/blackmondaysociety

This guy really needs to get his head around HTML or at least attend a few Programming night classes -
http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/

http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

http://xoomer.alice.it/amasoni2002/shl/indexreallife.htm

BACK ALIVE AND KICKING!!! Well almost... I think i am facing a Life Sentence for the the unwarranted slaughter of millions of brain-cells over the past week. What a city!! Bizarre swings between adject poverty and incredible wealth... some of the apartments in the city can cost a rental price of up to 10 GRAND a month!!! And you thought Cork was pricey. Head is like a burst bin bag today so i better get myself home to my laba. Photos and stories on the way... did i mention the naked guy on the bike or how one of my mates had to jump up quickly from a meal we were having in a posh restaurant and leg it!!!!





GOOGLEPLEX - IMAGINE COMING TO WORK HERE EVERYDAY I WOULD BE JUMPIN OUTTA BED !!!!!



NEW CRAZE!! What is the f*ckin deal with these people... TOOL NO. 1



TOOL NO. 2

Finally found this bizarre Home-made video by a 15 year old growing up in Washington State... It just so happens that the Directer went on to front one of the most influential Grunge bands of the last decade... then blew his head off. Its got guns, knives, guitars, a black dog and splashings of fake blood...he certainly wasn't too much of a cheery chap in his teens...I give you KURT COBAIN'S first b-movie horror attempt

DISCO PONCE - RICHARD SIMMONS

BIG BROTHER'S SEANY

If that lot doesn't tickle your ribs check your pulse because you're probably dead... Otherwise check out the link below and de-fibrillate your funny bone with the 100 worst ever album covers... Frightening

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/djlanda/the_100_worst_album_covers_ever/