Edgar Wright Vs The World

The man behind the hilarious Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, and the cult comedy classic Spaced (if you've not seen it go buy the DVD now before arthritis seizes up your knuckles and you can't type it in Amazon..go buy go on...okay c'mon we'll both go...grab my hand...easy now) Well, I pressed my fingers on a keyboard and some shapes formed letters and shit to create my bit on Scott Pilgrim Vs The World!

Just click on the pic ye gorgeous bastards:

C'MON THE REBELS!!!!

Huge game this weekend against the auld enema. I'm in enemy territory at the moment, so I feel like one of those Russian sleeper spies. If I can infiltrate the Dubs training camp I'll keep ye posted ;-)

Sorry, for the random entries on me blog at the moment. As you can imagine I am very busy at the the hedgehog sanctuary, and now I am under pressure to perform heart surgery on camels at the weekends, so I very am up the walls. But, I'm not complaining. Here's a few bits and pieces about what I'm up to at the moment.

Wrote a bit about The Expendables. It's the latest flick from Sly Stallone and he still proves at the age of 64 he can pop in the false teeth and false hip and kick ass with the youngest of them. Although, let's face it this cast has a combined age of the front row of a 'Priests' concert.

Will we soon be seeing Rambo: Nursing Home Vengeance: Part II?

See what I thought. Just click on the pic ;-)



And, if you missed about The Last Airbender. Have a butchers at my bit on M. Night Shyamalan. It seems that his middle name rhymes with the general consensus on his latest movie:



The Prem kicked off last week. So, to celebrate here is a compilation of some of the most controversial interviews with Managers. Mick McCarthy reveals why he got his meat and two veg out on the sideline. Shocking!



Some recent photos from 'Lenny's Laughable Leanings on Life' or just some flipping pics that I thought might amuse!


Can you believe the She-Wolf herself makes an appearance in my local Indian takeaway on a regular basis. "Ooh jiggle that jalfrezi Shakirs!"



Here's a blast from the past. It's a pic I took in New York of a shop that does Tattoos & Piercing which is fairly self-explanatory. The mask on the right is not.


Here's a close-up. I believe it is some kind of 'Gimp-Bong'. NOw, how do you explain that purchase on the Laser card :-/


"Is it a bird, is it a plane? NO, it's camouflage man!"

Time for some Tap!

If you're a fan of big bottoms then this is for you ;-P

AISLING O LOSTLING SPEAKS OF HER PAIN

If you saw the front page of the Irish Daily Mail today you will have seen the pixie wan from Xpose completely Xposing herself as she recalls the torment and pain at seeing a group set up on Facebook to get her off the tv. She blubbed through tears: "I was totally devastated when I saw the page. I'm only human and I have feelings too. It was like a knife through my heart. I've had a few knocks in my life and I am supposed to have a thick skin in this industry but it still really hurts. I couldn't sleep when I saw those comments. " I had to grab the tissues as I continued. So, Aisling what heinous, spiteful poisonous things were those evil bastards saying about you...it's okay you can tell me. "pixie hair and manky outfits." Okay, that's a knife in the heart. And, how many of those evil-doers were in this group...one, two...ten thousand...oh Jesus. "65 people who joined that page" HOLD ON. 65 people were in the group. Six Tee Five? Wow, that's front page news right there.

My prayers and the thoughts of the nation are with you today, Aisling. And, just to celebrate your stand here is a clip of your fine work (pre-pixie look) as you interviewed the Pussycat Dolls. How the cameraman didn't collapse in a fit of giggles I do not know.



I still think it looks like a box on wheels, but the advert is the funniest out there at the moment:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, last orders at the bar, please!!"

Well, it's a Royal Rumble of sorts. No, steroid raging tanorexics in underpants. This rumble involves the biggest movies in the cinema at the moment.

Get ready to get your head box-officed in!

It's Box Office Royal Rumble: Twilight v Toy Story 3 v The A-Team v Karate Kid

Just click on the pic to see who wins.


Some more random pics I have taken recently and a few I dusted
off and pulled out of my curiosity drawer!


Fancy a shoe-bath in this huge Jimmy Choo?! I bought a Doc Marten sink,
it's fucking rubbish the water just comes out the holes...


Oh, that's just me and Optimus Prime. He showed me how transform and this is what happened -


Radio Ga-Ga? Not quite what I expected.


Me and a couple of the heads out on the tear. Ah, the good ol' days.