Heard Prendeville is back on air this morning. Was thinking of cracking one off in public and I might get myself back on the radio...Can't afford a plane so the local double decker bus will have to do. Now where did I put that dirty mac?

So to celebrate his return...I was going to suggest Return of the (dirty) mac by Mark Morrison, but I think this one is more appropriate:

OOOPS!!!!!!!!!!

I know that you have to make videos in advance, but this managed to get out and make Martin Johnson look like an even bigger ignorant ape than he is...sweet.

And no wonder they lost. Look at all the forward passes!

I plan to start my day with a bowl of gin and cornflakes, Riverdance myself to the bookies, wade through the dyed green river to a hooley, catch the eye of the highest ranking farmer's daughter, fight bare-knuckle for her honour in a hay bail cage and then finish the day off with a set-dance. So, between the jigs and the reels to pre-empt my stereotyped drunken Irish behaviour, I will not have time to update this blog on Drunken Day.

HAPPY PADDY'S DAY

Patriotic sweets. "Amhrán na Bean"

Here is a selection of videos that will hopefully amuse one:


Possibly my favourite Simpson episode:


Here's a Paddy's Day greeting from a very early U2. This looks like it was filmed around the same time Angela's Ashes was based :-/ Watch the Edge playing football it's hilarious!



The Muppets in Aran sweaters = Comedy Genius.



And for the alcoholics:

I will never complain about the weather here again. Watch as this town is destroyed in less than 5 mins. The speed and power is frightening.

FINALLY GOT THE HAIR CUT.




ALL HAIL MING!

The most honest television advert I've seen...




...and the most honest poster.

This is from a while back and is still the greatest representation of Fianna Fail (no fada is deliberate)

What a legend. I'd happily give this woman my vote. Jaysus, at least crime levels would drop!

Check this out.

As passersby ignore a gang of thieves robbing a jewellery store in broad daylight, out of the corner of the picture runs a red-riding hood figure wielding a hangbag and starts bashing the scum-bags over the head!



Reminds me of one of my fave shows as a kid:

BTW, the theme song was also sung by a certain Big Yin :-)

Well it is Erect...I mean ELECTION time! Jesus, I've been spending to much time alone at this keyboard.

So, in keeping with the saucy, sexy and downright debauched themes of Lenny's Logbook, I will be featuring some decidedly scandalous features and commentary on the forthcoming elections.

Starting as I mean to go on. After posting the 'Orgasm Voting' campaign yesterday. A tactic that they used in Spain to attract young people to the ballot box, I have been researching on how other countries have been doing it (voting that is). Let's face it, the posters that currently grace our lampposts and because of the wind - our streets, front gardens, and windscreens (I remember a woman calling into the Rooster once who nearly crashed because Dan Boyle landed on her windscreen on the way to work. Don't worry it wasn't the real Dan Boyle...the car would've been a right off :-S). Our politicians look like the cast of Orcs from the Lord Of The Rings. God, they are the ugliest cretons so it's lucky that looks don't matter and they are amazing, self-sacrificing humans willing to lead the country as best they possibly can. Take a tip from the SATC ladies - USE PHOTOSHOP PEOPLE! As Ricky Gervais said, "The people who worked on the Sex and the City 2 posters deserve an award." He's right, because if they weren't touched up it would have looked like an advert for Last Of The Summer Wine.

Anyhoo, here's a few tips for how we can campaign in this country:



1. Turn heads. Especially mens. Obviously, don't turn up to vote with NO PANTS on. Unless you live in West Kerry, I hear it's the norm there.


2. I have no idea what this means. It's a naked woman with a pen. That's all that you need to know.


3. American Free Speech is in the constitution. "America...F*ck Yeah!"


4. Again, no idea what this means. But, I guarantee her health and education legislation changes have incredible foresight.


5. Now, this man won't f*ck your economy. Can't say the same about your daughters :-/

WE have a lot to learn from the Spanish when it comes to advertising our Election. Although they seem to have mixed up the L with an R. Ooh er missus!

Did you check out the premiere of Boardwalk Empire last night?

Directed by Martin Scorsese and with the jittery bug-eyed Steve Buscemi in the lead this could only be good.

However, I couldn't help thinking of the 'Beer Baron' episode on The Simpson's. There is a character on Boardwalk Empire who looks based on Rex Banner!


"To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems."


One of the greatest episodes ever in my opinion.

Here it is in full. Picture is a bit ropey, but if you have twenty mins spare it's worth the eye-squinting.

I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!

Apologies for the rubbish blogging but I've been washing my hair a lot lately and once the spell of the Herbal Essences shampoo and conditioner casts it's spell on me I find it impossible to leave the shower as I am engulfed by a follicle orgasm...And DON'T get me started on my Magnum ice ceam time...jaysus shut the windows, pour a hot bath, phone off the hook (well on vibrate who owns a landline these days apart from the police and fire brigade??!?)

So, anyhoo I am still in existence on this planet Earth and for all my three readers (although this number has more than likely dropped to a half...thanks Mum I know your there for me ) I am truly sorry...although apologies are all over the news this week with the Scotsman and the hairy one from Sky Sports getting the sack over their untiring campaign work for Women's Rights.

Is it any surprise that a man who looks like a block of thick shit granite with a cough of blond spurt on top and a man so hairy that he needs not the use of gloves or even a shirt in the winter turn out to be ignorant bullies who think that acting like a kid in a playground who really fancies a girl but thinks the best way to get her to like him is to bully her and using chat-up lines that would be embarrassing in a school disco should be bumped off the telly?

The more I read about them the more I realise how hated they were by ALL the crew - male and female. No surprise how this stuff got leaked then.

Andy Gray has gone back to live in Bedrock. And, I hear Richard Keys has headed off for a twelve week 'Help With Hairy Hands' program at Saint Clabert's. ("I really shouln't be here!")

Here's a few vids that sum up the week:



Some classic Apres Match action:



Well I suppose they learned from the best:



Check out what I got up to last night!

WELL OVER A MILLION HITS!

If you want to make this Christmas number 1 don't buy before the 17th December!






"Foreheads are the future kid!"




Please spare a thought for those less fortunate than us this Christmas. We can all do something to halt this horrific disease:

The ice has been a nightmare up in Dublin with cars sliding all over the place and pedestrians involuntarily auditioning for Strictly Come Dancing On Ice on any pavement that hasn't been aided by a shaft of sun to bring it above minus ten.

However, none of it could even relate to the kind of snow our American cousins receive every year. Just check out this real-life car pinball on the streets of Portland, Oregon.

"Watch out!!!!!!!"



And what snow compilation would be complete without this guy!

Have they ever found out who he is?

THE IMF ARRIVE IN IRELAND


"Don't give him any money Frank, he'll just drink it."



I read that Bill Clinton has a cameo in the Hangover 2. At this point I would like to suggest that Brian Cowen fulfill his acting ambitions and play the part of Slimer in the new Ghostbusters flick. If anything, it would get him the fuck out of government and let's face it, that is a part he was born to play.

Met a total legend last week. His name is Spike Jonze and he has directed some of the greatest music videos out there. From Fatboy Slim to The Beastie Boys to Bjork he has worked with some heavy hitters. He also directed Being John Malcovich, Adaptation and Where The Wild Things Are...plus he has been a producer on tons of projects most notanly Jackass. Here is me interview. By the way I was off my tits on coffee..It was a long day :-)

Just click on the pic:



If you missed my TV interview with Johnny Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine from Jackass. Check it out here:

Just click on this rather unusual pic of the Knoxville with his baby:

Thought For The Day:

Turn your back on Kippers. For whatever mental reason I bought kippers from Marks & Sparks the other day and the smell has not left the house. Jesus, its like being stuck in Paris Hilton's knickers :-/ Not a good place to be.

Anywho, speaking of fishy business. The Social Network is out this week and it is fantastic. Directed by David Fincher, the dude behind Fight Club and written by Mr West Wing, Aaron Sorkin. The result is a masterpiece. The subject of course is Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook's father, or at least the one who snatched the child. His story is incredible and he is set to become the fastest Billionaire ever (I don't mean he can do a 100 meters in under ten secs, but he is fecking looooaaadddddeeedd!!!!) His personal worth is over $6 bn and he still lives in a two storey house that he reckons is too big!

Have a read before you see the movie. He is like a geeky James Bond baddie...unreal:

Just click on pic:





Banksy gets himself on The Simpsons, must have arrived in the studio with a bag over his head!

Happy Birthday John Lennon!

Well, that's what the world would have been saying if it hadn't been for a certain Mark David Chapman and an obsession with The Catcher in the Rye. That looney-tune deprived the world of one of the smartest, idiosyncratic, oddball geniuses who ever picked up the six string. He would have been 70 years old tomorrow. Would he have spent the day lying back in his armchair, pipe in hand reading about himself, or calling up Paul McCartney and farting down the receiver. We shall never know.

But, we can try.

Here's a very tongue-in-cheek bit I did on Lennon at 70.

Lennon at 70. A Day In The Life...if he lived.


Cheeky chappy!

And, if you've never seen this video it's a treat.
Danger Mouse from Gnarls Barkley remixed The Beatles White Album with Jay-Z's Black album and created...The Grey Album!
I think this is great. Check out "John Lennon" breakdancing:

Here's me write up from meeting Howard Marks and Rhys Ifans on the roof of U2's hotel, The Clarence. Twas the morning after the night before and both were well oiled. Although, Ifans was pretty hammered, he was very funny and chatty...Enjoy!

Click on the pic innit!!!!




Controversial new VW Polo advert that Niall 'Nando' Breslain, he of The Blizzards threw this up on his Facebook page, so I have robbed it.



And while I was looking at that one, I found this. I know w=exactly how this kid feels and I think she single-handedly sums up most of the economic headlines being shoveled down our throats everyday :-( IN the words of that incredible (coughs) Belfast band D:Ream.."Thongs can only get better!!!!!!!!!" :-)

Hey Yawl. The Joaquin Phoenix 'experiment' is out today. Did a little piece on 'I'm Still Here' for entertainment.ie. It's about Hollywood's approach to mental illness. They throw Oscars at people playing them, but if you really have a mental issue you become a leper. Have a read. Cheers.


"Dude, where's my career?"

Also, off to to see this comedy legend tonight at the o2. Can't wait :-)
And, for anyone who's ever been in the throes of love...this is for you!





Oh, and if you've seen the new movie Devil in the flicks. This is advertised as being from the "mind of M. Night. Shyamalan," well according to this clip here that could be a little lie from the man with the biggest ego in Hollywood:

Hellleeeewwww peeps :0 Did a little bit about Buried, the new Ryan Reynolds flick based entirely in a coffin. Tis actually pretty good, so I rehashed a piece I did on static movies, like Rear Window and Das Boot. Have a read if ye can me lovelies. Fank oooo x

Click on das pic yah!!!!!!!

Jay Leno is not one to talk about having a fat head, but I agree with his final assessment...



So, to make you feel a little bit better or to feel more at home...here's a compilation of pissheads falling over and generally breaking the laws of physics on gravity:


Interesting comment on youtube regards this clip; "this shit is legal and weed isn't," which is true enough. Amazing really.




And on the weed theme I went to a screening of Mr Nice today. It's not Blow, but it is still pretty good. Interviewed Howard Marks on a couple of occasions and he is really a pretty sound man...gotta say though when I interviewed him first when I was in College he was smoking a Jamaican woodbine as we spoke...unlike Bill Clinton, I most certainly inhaled. Infact, Clinton was at Oxford when Marks was there and they reckon that William most probably smoked at one of his infamous parties..."I did not have sexual relations with that woman...or maybe I did dude, I can't remember!"