FERRELL IS FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As you know the comedy genius of William Ferrell invaded our fair isle recently amd here are the pics to prove it...Thanks to mark for sending in his pics ..Legend. (apologies for underlining don't know how to remove it!!).

Anchorman Mugatu in Zoolander

Blades of Glory

Will enjoys a pint of plain

Golden Moments!! ...back at the house...break out the garibaldi biscuits and a brew up a pot of Barry's!! "Oh yeah i had yer man Ferrell over at the house on Saturday"


In the People's Republic with Rooster listener Mark - Check dat Fro!!!!!!!!!

I saw this...


...and it reminded me of this (Parental Guidance is advised)

Strictly Come Dancing (down Pana)!!!!



"Will you marry me?" - "Only if i get to keep the dress!"


Old man gets the hots and Don gets chatted up!!!




Eason's staff checking out the madness



DANCING IN THE STREET!!! MICK JAGGER EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!



ME AND THE HAPPY COUPLE AFTER COMPLETING THE TASK..YOU CAN STILL SEE THE GLITTER ON DON SO KINDLY DONATED BY THE STAFF IN EASONS!!!


KEN & LORRAINE!!


LOUISA & DON (NA)

What a load of balls!!

Dangling some furry dice from a rear view mirror is probably more embarrasing - but in Virginia, one lawmaker has launched a crusade against decorating a truck's trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles. State lawmaker Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying rubber replicas of male genitalia on vehicles.

He says it's a safety issue, because the giant rubber testicles could distract other drivers. Under his measure, displaying the ornamentation on a motor vehicle would be a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250. He said the idea came from a constituent, whose young daughter spotted an example of the trailer hitch adornment, and asked her father to explain it. '"I didn't know what to tell her,'"

He said he will not hesitate to bring a set of $24.95 trailer testicles with him for a legislative show-and-tell. 'I'm going to do it,' Spruill told a handful of reporters after Tuesday's House session adjourned. 'I'm going to bring them out here and show them to you till they tell me to stop.'

CAUTION: Hanging from a rearview mirror may cause bruising to chin...SO BEWARE.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

I think Daisy would make a fine replacement on The Premiership...as it looks like Dunphy's eyebrows are making a bid to host their own show.

We were chatting about this 'Party Boy' this morning:

An Australian teenager who held a wild house party which ended with police calling in air support was Wednesday arrested over the incident, which is beginning to turn him into global cult figure.
Sixteen-year-old Corey Delaney had refused to return to his parent's two-storey home in the Melbourne suburb of Narre Warren since the party he advertised on the Internet descended into mayhem on Saturday night.
Some 500 people turned up for the event and after neighbours called in the authorities, police cars and neighbours' property were damaged and 30 officers, a helicopter and the dog squad were needed to subdue the revellers.

Delaney had also refused to take phone calls from his parents, telling national television on Tuesday night: "I haven't really talked to them because every time they try to call, I don't answer."

On Tuesday, he was reportedly relaxing at a Melbourne beach with girls as his step-father described him as a "show pony" who needed to be punished, and appealed for him to come home.

The interview he conducted with an Australian current affairs show has been posted on the YouTube video website and has already attracted thousands of viewers, while his story has been broadcast around the world.

During the Australian interview Delaney explains that the party was originally intended as "just a get-together with a couple of mates" and makes a half-hearted apology to his parents' neighbours.

But he refuses to remove his glasses, irritating the presenter.

"Nah, nah, I'll leave these on, I like them," he says.

"I'll say sorry but I'm not taking off my glasses."

When the interviewer asks Delaney what advice he would give to other teenagers thinking about hosting a party while their parents are away, he suggests he runs it for them.

And when she advises him to "go away and take a long hard look" at himself, he replies: "I have. Everybody has. They love it."

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He looks like a lab experiment between Frankie Muniz and Doogie Howser MD...

Words are useless at this point...Meet "Bernice Jausch" or "Dax Flame" he is the latest Youtube phenomenon...the video below is heading for 500,000 hits!!

http://www.myspace.com/thedaxflame

...nice denim cut-offs:

VIDEO OF THE WEEK!!!

Take yourself back to the heady days of Joe Bloggs jeans, Naff Co.54, dodgy t-shirts and really ropey pants...i remember 'Beetle Crushers' or 'Brothel Creepers', those yokes with the huge soles as modelled by Teddy Boys in the 1950s and today by a certain Paul Hewson aka Mr. Bono were all the rage in the mid to late 80s!! Those were dark times in this country and just before i had to emigrate but at least we kept our sense of humour with the clothes...



1987 is the time when these two Dutch headers MC Miker G & DJ Sven were topping the charts with this rap classic...a good advert why the legalisation of dope in Holland has led to at least two casualties...

I couldn't possibly have an Eighties flashback without these young bong blasters from 1982 this is Musical Youth with all time classic "Pass The Dutchie" (N.B. something tells me i don't think its about passing around a guy called Jan from Holland) -

And certainly not forgetting my You Say We Play winner today..."Din, din, din, din" Oh Yeah listen to that synth...take it away Spandex Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE BEWARE OF A SCAM that is taking place all over the city...Gangs of confidence tricksters are robbing people of thousands...A quick witted passerby was able to take this pic on their mobile...just be alert:

http://www.oscandy.com/blog/663-watch-out-for-this-scam

Feck the rain anyway...hope the canoe doesn't get clamped in the carpark...

If you need a bit of cheering up check out this video its brilliant I was seriously in tears when i first saw...Check it Out...The Evil Eye Baby..."Watcha talking 'bout Willis?"

"Can I have your recollections of a true wrestling legend...............Captain Redneck - Dick Murdock"

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To quote a Lionel Rich-Tea song, "Hello! Is it me you're looking for?" Apologies for this morning. If proof was ever there that the premise for movies like I-Robot and technology taking over the world are bollocks, all you need is a cold spell and a storm to stop it dead!!! if you were blindly pawing around on your radio dial like a randy adolescent at a teenage disco then you would have seen that our signal disappeared!!! People are working on it as we speak ....SO DON'T WORRY WE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTER DEFEATING KANG AND HIS ROBOTIC EMPERORS....or whenever the cables and stuff are fixed.......................IN THE MEANTIME

Hope ye had a brilliant Christmas and New Year..........i'm writing this squinting my eyes or eye should i say as i have still not removed the Champagne cork from my socket after a rather unfortunate NYE celebration fiasco...but enough about that and i don't even want to tell you about my hurty knee...some of us just battle on *bites knuckles and looks to the Lord* As you may have heard I managed to get my boney arse over to the incredible surroundings of the 'Eternal City', Rome for my New Year's celebrations. It has to be one of the most inspiring and beautiful places i have ever been in my life and i used to reserve that kind of accolade for Blarney ;-) "But Father Lenny the other places will be offended" ..."Oh sorry i meant to say all the places are beautiful places" PHEW............ Anywho, below is a selection of pics for your perusal and amusement of some of the more bizarre things that affected me over the course of five days....

First up is the Colosseum...

At it's height back in B.C. that's Before Christ i prefer to use B.L. that's Before Lenny *coughs into fist* anyway shitloads of years before TV was poisoned by Big Brother this was the kind of entertainment to be found on the streets of Rome. Like an ancient Old Trafford (it could hold 70,000!!) crowds gathered to watch feens with armour, big forks and a death wish battle Hippos, leopards, Bulls, Giraffes (what the fuck is a giraffe gonna do to ya..."Ooooohhhh i have a deadly neck move...oh fuck i slipped bollocks cant get up...ah well") Alligators and amongst a whole array of other crazy shit Caledonian Bears!! Basically theses hairy dudes were Grizzlies from ancient Scotland all pumped up on Tennents Super and boxed wine probably sporting a wee kilt and a ginger wig..."Eh ill just have a swally a this Bucky then i'll tear yer heed reet off...C'mere ye Barshtard" Over 9,000 animals were killed in the first year alone and this went on for over 500 years...Animal conservation Roman style.

One of the myths about the Colosseum and as seen in movies like Gladiator is the thumbs-up signal to suggest approval. This is a myth as a 'THUMBS DOWN' signal from the crowd meant the Gladiator would survive...Thumbs down meant he could "stay on earth" Thumbs-Up meant he would "go to heaven or the Gods" so next time you find yourself in the midst of Gladiatorial combat on Patrick street you'll know!!!

A statue of Nero once stood alongside the Colosseum. Made entirely of solid gold it towered over 50 METRES!!!! above the plebs below...However it was plundered years later and made into thousands of those huge bangly earrings, tragic.

More ruins to check out. This used to be a palace of Nero's and Hadrian and a night it has a really eerie feel to it...or maybe that was the guy in the mac following me...erm..spooky.

There's something really Thong with this picture..."Strictly No Ballroom"

They say a photo speaks a thousand words..this just says "Balls" "Neck" "Whiplash" "Doctor"

The Gnomefather

The funkiest Pimping Gnome i have ever seen...

The "Creation of Adam" ...

...one of the masterpieces painted by Michelangelo in the jaw-dropping Sistine Chapel....

...and "Fist of Fury"

...a poster as seen on the streets of Rome advertising a club night!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE XMAS GIMP!!!! "oooooohhh dya like me shiny balls"
Massive thanks to everyone who has listened to us over the past year and if ye bought the CD you're a diamond. Cheers


BLUE MOVIE EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! REAL LIFE SMURF...HE TURNS THE AIR BLUE AT PARTIES..ok, enough with the blue jokes...leave the poor man alone..he must be blue in the face from that kind of shite...


Bride says 'I Loo'


A bride has married in a dress made out of toilet roll. Jennifer Cannon in her toilet paper dress after getting married to Doy Nichols in New York /PA pics Jennifer Cannon and her fiancee Doy Nichols from Lexington, Kentucky, tied the knot in a temporary public toilet in Times Square, New York. The ceremony has been sponsored by toilet roll company Charmin. The dress was designed by Hanah Kim, winner of the 2007 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest.

I'm sorry but they have to be taking the PISS!!!

Here's a pic of me last week on my sick bed in bits..."Hold on what's that smell...C'mere have i got the wrong thermometer...ah jaysus its a rectal....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Okay drum roll........dddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Hope your seated comfortably, put the kettle on, the slippers on da feet, the pipe in the mouth and pull the curtains.....It's time for Lenny's Photo Album official opening...Okay just have to turn the slide machine on....Click, Whirrrrr....Before i was struck down with a pretty virulent strain of "ManCold" i had spent the weekend in the fine city of Budapest...Here are a few of the select moments from me trip:

A large building in Budapest...they really like their big feckin buildings!

Hotel at night...wouldn't like to be paying the electricity bill in that joint

This is an old Chess Master who hung around the local market looking to take on any suckers at a game of cranium busting Chess...He found a willing volunteer in this child...The last image i recall from this scene is a blubbering, screaming adolescent forcibly having to hand over several chocolate bars and a Nintendo DS...The moral here being - don't fuck with oldies.

Local Blacksmith who reminded me of something from LOTR or Beowulf. He

looked like he could eat nails for Brekkie and with only a sprinkle of milk...Tough

Bastard.


Borat's brother is a huge pop star in Hungary...NICE!


Ah...getting to know the locals. I heard one of them say "Ah, that Lenny he is card, yes"


Back home to see this greet me...It's the RedFM Grotto!!!!!!!!


Meeting Santa...hold on i hope that's your wallet fat man


Big massive shout out to my cousin Richie Barry who spotted this Take Away in Cairns on the East coast of Oz..."C'mere biy any chance of a potato pie?"

And finally, i caught up with Bono in Budapest...His ego has now got so big he has decided to become all four members of U2 himself starting with the Edge...i hear his leg will become Larry Mullen...scary.

WELL IT'S OUT TOMORROW!!!! WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!
It's our first CD so we are a little scared i hope ye can buy it in yer droves :-) EVERY SINGLE PENNY is going to BARNADO's Children's Charities in Cork and we really hope that we sell loads so we can give them loads of dosh to help under-privileged kids in our own County. Huge thanks to HARVEY NORMAN for stumping up the cash for the CD they have been brilliant all the way....and all the bands that have provided the tuneage....especially to JoDavino who provided some musical accompaniment to our launch down in Harvey's today

Here's the launch we had down in Harvey Norman's today...that's me feet as I'm falling back!!!

Catching a few ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

THE WORD - "IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US IT'S BEEN A ________ _________"

WE ARE OVER €500 BUCKS!!!!!!!!
Here's a few of the incorrect guesses so far:

WET ONE
MEMORABLE NIGHT
HARSH TIME
AWFUL DOSE
BEAUTIFUL DAY
DISAPPOINTING BEGINNING
FINE SHOW
LONG NIGHT
LAND SLIDE
TIGHT BATTLE
WET START
MOMENTARY OCCASION
DONE BEFORE
AMAZING ROUND
BUSY MORNING
WONDERFUL WORLD
GREAT DAY
BITTER WIN
CRACKING GAME
FAKE EVICTION
WHOLE YEAR
GREAT SHOWDOWN
GOOD MORNING
CRAZY DAY
LATE GOAL
CRAP GAME
FANTASTIC RESPONSE
GREAT START
BAD DAY
MISERABLE MORNING
SAD EVENT
GROUNDHOG DAY
TITANIC BATTLE
TOUGH LIFE
TOTAL WHITEWASH
TIGHT BATTLE
ROLLERCOASTER RIDE
CRACKING CONTEST
SPECTACULAR EVENING
UNBELIEVABLE GAME
KNOCK OUT
THRILLING ENCOUNTER

WE ARE NOW OVER 400 QUID - "Guess the first word win a third, guess the lot win the pot" GET THOSE NOGGINS IN GEAR!!!!

YOU NEED TO CALL - 1890 77 3336
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We had this guy on this morning. It's the Reverend Kerney Thomas JR. The Screaming Farting Preacher...make sure you are sitting down and not operating any heavy machinery!!!

Optimus Prime takes on the Dumpcepticons



Check the mic...check the mic right...Optimus KC!!!!!!!!!

Although to be honest we look more like Daft Punk...

Speaking of the Dafters...here's the video for Around the World...Its a brill vid directed by Frenchman Michel Gondry, a visual genius...i'm a big fan


LENNY FACT!!!!! if ye didn't know...each of the characters in the video represents a beat on the track...they didn't just do their recruiting on the streets of Kerry

WELL DONE TO CORK CITY F.C. ON WINNING THE FAI FORD CUP FINAL
There is a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes but the players did their best to concentrate on the issue at hand and that was winning the Cup final...


Myself and the goalden man Denis Behan on a trip out to Red during the week...obviously a bit of Lenny Luck rubbed off....by the way that looming shadow is no other than Dave Mac!!!!!