WELL DONE TO GARETH HARTE WHO BAGGED HIMSELF €450 FOR GETTING THE LAST SUSPECT IN OUR CELEBRITY SWEARJAR LINE-UP. IT WAS OF COURSE THE STRUNG OUT STRUMMER AND FULL TIME GURNER - PETE DOHERTY...


Oh sorry..don't know what happened there here he is...


When i saw this for the first time yesterday i nearly broke down...Here is one of the funniest clips doing the rounds on the net...It's the Sneezing Panda..Nature, don't ye just love it...well 20 million people can't be wrong!!

WHO'S YER PUFF DADDY??

I’m shocked at the latest comments by chameleonic record boss stroke salesman name changer P. Diddy. The swaggering teeth in baggy jeans bragged in a recent interview, “If having sex was in the Olympics, I would win gold”. He even suggested that if it was a technical event he would, “probably stay up the longest.”

Pole-vaulting jokes aside, what concerns me is how the event could be broadcast. Jimmy Magee no doubt would still give it his all, “Oh I remember this young buck back in ‘57, or was it ’58 he suffered from nerves then but he looks comfortable in this ring” or even worse, “He has an impeccable record and doesn’t want to blow it at this early stage.”

This is for you P. Puffy Daddy...it's the HONEST R 'n' B Song:

CELEBRITY SWEARJAR MORE WRONG GUESSES:
MARK RONSON
DAVEY JONES
PETER ANDRE
MARK OWEN FROM TAKE THAT
GARETH GATES
LEE EVANS

TRY AGAIN TOMORROW - €425 IN THE POT - 1890773336

CELEBRITY SWEARJAR IS NOW OVER €400...THAT'S A NICE BIT OF CASH FOR ONE VOICE!! DON'T FORGET WE HAVE A SPECIAL SWEARJAR FOR EARLY BIRDS JUST AFTER 7AM SO IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, GET IN EARLY...JUST CALL 1890 773336 WHEN WE GIVE THE CUE TO CALL.

HERE ARE SOME WRONG ANSWERS TO TICK OFF THE LIST:

JAMES BLUNT
JAMES MORRISON
HARRISON FORD
PAUL McCARTNEY
PETE BURNS
EWAN McGREGOR
JOE PASQUALE
PAUL DANNAN (loser off Love Island technically not a Celeb)
RUSSELL BRAND
MIKE MYERS
DUDLEY MOORE
RICKY HATTON
DAME EDNA (!?)
DANIEL BEDINGFIELD

Also on today's show was a chap called Andy Pag. He has driven from London to Greece in a car fueled by Oil donated by Chippys along the way!!! Andy spoke to us while himself and his partner were on the final leg of the race:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7581763.stm

The quicker we find alternatives to oil the better and the bonus is you can do a fry-up while you're driving!! If you wanna find out more go to the website:www.fatfinding.com

And after yesterdays incredible reaction (4 million hits) to my hairy window lickers...her are some more animal antics...Talking Dogs:

Is this the greatest web-page ever??

50 Animals Squashed Against Glass.

Yes it's animals with their faces pressed up against glass.

For the full 50 go to:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/30/50-animals-squashed-against-glass/


Here's just a small selection of the window lickers:










And I have no idea why Brian Cowen is in there:

THANKS TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL FECKERS FOR KEEPING US THE NUMBER 1 BREAKFAST SHOW IN CORK!!!!

...just look how happy Derek is about the news:

"so i found these dead mice and if i sit them here they kinda look like puppets"

You know what we look like (altho those posters are a tad deceptive...i think i look kinda fat *tuts*). So this morning we asked YOU the listeners who make the show to send us in some pics of yer ugly mugs...HERE IS JUST A SMALL SELECTION OF THE HUNDREDS OF PICS YOU SENT...*drum roll* IT'S THE RED ROOSTER ROGUES GALLERY:

THE GENIUS THAT IS WILL FERRELL AND JOHN C. REILLY ARE ON THE SHOW TOMORROW TALKING ABOUT NEW MOVIE STEPBROTHERS...DO NOT MISS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!




If you are like me and can bang a few chords on a six-string then this will make you either burn your guitar in woe ...or stick with the finger burns and practice like a maniac!! This is 'KID ZEPPELIN' all i know is that he is only SEVEN YEARS OF AGE and the guitar is nearly bigger than him!!! It's a mini Jimmy Page ripping up the riff from 'Stairway to Heaven' -

If you're bored today amuse yourself with The Fonz soundboard...

Talking about Inventions this morning...We had Sean Fay, an Irish entrepreneur talking about his appearance on Dragon's Den the other night...Unfortunately the Dragons did not invest but the lads have been geeting tons of publicity about their website -

www.ifoods.tv

It's a brilliant idea that incorporates professional chefs showing you on-screen how to cook all your favourite meals with easy to follow instructions..so if even looking at a raw chicken sends you climbing out the window check it out!!!!

Here are a few homemade inventions i found on the net:

Forget the stairs...


Never leave your bedroom...


Can't believe this diodn't take off...imagine steering this around the magic roundabout...

Tomorrow we're talking about homemade inventions.
Check this out:


PIN-UP OF THE WEEK


Amy Wino looking hot at her recent V Festival appearance


Give her a Hand...she'd give Diarmuid Gavin a run for her money with those fingernails

How grim is her whole situation??

...although i must admit if someone who is worth millions, has the music world at her feet, born with an incredible talent and still despises herself to the point of absolute self-destruction I feel like life just ain't that bad...proves that money or fame REALLY does not bring happiness...

P.S. a bit of cash can always ease the pain a little though!!

CHECK OUT THE FULL STORY HERE:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1046052/Amy-Winehouse-worst-V-Festival-gigs-nights.html

FOR ALL YOU STUDENTS GETTING YOUR CAO OFFERS TODAY...CHECK OUT THIS NEW MAGAZINE IN SHOPS NOW!!!


D-DAY FOR RUARI'S BEARD!!!


KC doing the honours on Roar's hairy face this morning


A flock of birds and a family of badgers will have to be re-housed following the removal of the beard...Now Ruari reminds me of someone...

Could it be...

...no it's not Edge...Erm...

OH YEAH!!!!!!!



"And now for something completely different" (although Ruari did have a bit of the chimps about him before the shave) as they used to say on a tv show years ago...here are some funny monkeys being used in an experiment...don't worry they don't get probed:

WARNING: CONTAINS TONGUE ACTION

U2 FANS LISTEN UP...THIS IS THE STORY:

Bungling Bono blamed for leaked U2 tracks

BONO should be more careful about where and when he decides to blare out tracks from his band’s new album.

The U2 rock lord has been stung by a cheeky holidaymaker who overheard the singer indulging his own ego last week.

The fan couldn’t believe it as he strolled along the beach by Bono’s palatial villa in the South of France when he heard that famous voice thundering out the windows.

The band have recently put the finishing touches to their first studio album in four years.

Universal Music Group, which owns the band’s Interscope label, have registered the domain name No Line On The Horizon — suggesting that will be the CD title.

Four songs have been posted including the title track and Sexy Boots, which will be the first single.

The other two leaked tracks are thought to be called Moment Of Surrender and For Your Love.

Super producer and long-time U2 collaborator DANIEL LANOIS, who has produced the album with BRIAN ENO, reckons it’s the best he has ever recorded with the band.

He said: “I think we can safely say it’s one of the great, innovative records from U2. Bono’s in great form, singing fantastic.”

I’ve heard the leaked tracks and it definitely sounds like a return to form.

The album is pencilled in for release in November with Sexy Boots strutting its stuff a couple of weeks before.

The names of several other tracks on the album have also been leaked and include Love Is All We Have Left, One Bird, If I Could Live My Life Again and The Cedars of Lebanon.

Bono is notoriously secretive about new material.

TO HEAR THE NEW MATERIAL GO HERE:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article307898.ece?channel=Jukebox&clipID=1347_SUN9708

SH*ITE!! JUST CHECKED SUN WEBSITE NOW 12.30 AND THE AUDIO HAS BEEN REMOVED ALREADY!
so to compensate here's a picture of Ruari from sport:

OR CHECK OUT SOME NEW 'FINISHED'! KINGS OF LEON TRACKS HERE:

http://www.myspace.com/kingsofleon

IN OTHER NEWS:
Ok so the bidding has allegedly reached over $25,000 (um... methinks some little 13 yr old is sniggering in his short pants)for the 'TART'S KNICKERS & EMPTY CONDOM PACKET' on EBAY...WE were talking about this on the show today...to check out the listing and full story go here:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/EMPTY-CONDOM-PACKET-A-PHOTO-OF-THE-TARTS-KNICKERS_W0QQitemZ250280309940QQihZ015QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

KEEP THE REBEL IN DA HOUSE!!



Support John Creedon in failte towers, the Cork man is in the semi finals this weekend. John's chosen charity is the 'Ronald Mc Donald House' where parents of sick babies and children stay while their children are in Crumlin Hospital. A brilliant cause.

Saturday show: 9.30pm-10.30pm. Lines close at 10pm and reopen after the show Sunday show: 9.30-10.30pm. Lines close at 10pm. This is final and winner will be chosen at end of show.

To vote for John

Text: Vote 6 to 53125.

Call: 1513 71 71 06

KID ZEPPELIN:

The Dark Knight (kids version)



SOME AWARDS TO GIVE OUT:

AWARD FOR BEST TAN LINE EVER GOES TO THIS GUY -


AND THE COVETED AWARD FOR BEST TATTOO -


"...so i was thinking about maybe a job in reception."


Haven't done any lookelikeys in a while: Here's a couple of crackers for now -